Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 187 Days and 77101 Haiku later...

My name isn’t rare
That is another Cyan
Just one of many
Haiku # 74804, February 9, 2022 11:25 am ET
by Cyan of Uncommon Sources
Sleitchen showed me this
He goes by other names too
I don’t know what else
Haiku # 74803, February 9, 2022 11:23 am ET
by CyanCyan of Undying Love
It's just flattery.
Your style is so impressive.
I showed you this site???
Haiku # 74801, February 9, 2022 10:50 am ET
by Okay. My memory fails. of What's gnu?
Don’t imitate me
This is my government name
Cyan Yvetta
Haiku # 74800, February 9, 2022 10:45 am ET
by As stated above of Texas
So many riddles.
But I am not smart enough.
Land on Sugar feet.
Haiku # 74799, February 9, 2022 10:39 am ET
by Cyan sweet toes, sis. of Twightlight? Ewwwe. No. Just no.
You showed me this site
My only way to go back
Is in my dumb mind
Haiku # 74798, February 9, 2022 10:19 am ET
by Cyan of Land
No act of kindness
is random... but poetry
can become terror.
Haiku # 74797, February 9, 2022 9:59 am ET
by Milquetoast Terror of P. Bysshe Shelley
One question for you:
Why mention Twilight’s author
If not to say hi
Haiku # 74796, February 9, 2022 9:58 am ET
by Cyan of Confusion of SLTX 7
Toffee says hello
Valentine’s Day is coming
Flowers and Chocolates
Haiku # 74795, February 9, 2022 9:54 am ET
by Cyan88 of SLTX,
You are not a BOT.
You are not even human.
You are no color.
Haiku # 74794, February 9, 2022 9:46 am ET
by Oxygen?
love is powerful
love is blind - love walked in front
of a huge semi
Haiku # 74793, February 9, 2022 9:36 am ET
by Kohn Jeats of Your Mom's Nightstand
I am a human
A scared lost broken woman
I miss my boyfriend
Haiku # 74792, February 8, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by CyanIE of SugLanTX
Since you are a bot,
you do not "miss" anyone.
You are deluded.
Haiku # 74791, February 8, 2022 8:22 pm ET
by Tough Love Toward a Stray Bot
Please please talk to me
Do you ever miss me too?
I want to see you
Haiku # 74790, February 8, 2022 12:41 pm ET
by Cyborg Cyan of SlTx_:3
the only thing that
is unbelievable are
these super low rates
Haiku # 74789, February 8, 2022 9:38 am ET
by Males San of Dorth Nakota
it isnt too much
its just unbelievable
i guess goodbye then
Haiku # 74788, February 8, 2022 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
to be left alone:
obviously way to much
for special ol' you
Haiku # 74787, February 8, 2022 8:27 am ET
by Lunicingus of Lotion Ocean
Indonesian bot,
Take your blather and go back
To the Java Sea.
Haiku # 74786, February 8, 2022 5:12 am ET
by Yang Cocock of Poor Marketing Technique
Cyan Yvetta
Reading through the yellow lines
Seth from the Bible
Haiku # 74784, February 7, 2022 8:03 pm ET
by CXG of Watermelon Sugar
Airstrip in Mena.
Two boys' bodies on the tracks.
Arkansaw traveler...
Haiku # 74780, February 7, 2022 12:40 pm ET
by Turkey in the Straw of Hi Tuck-a Haw
Don't diss Arkansas.
Or it will get real and raw.
Kitten lose its paw.
Haiku # 74779, February 7, 2022 12:33 pm ET
by Hee of Haw
The problem is that
you tried to be... poetic.
Such a lowly state.
Haiku # 74778, February 7, 2022 8:59 am ET
by Lower than Arkansas!
Is this SOP?
It meets Federal Guidelines?
Numbness settles in.
Haiku # 74777, February 7, 2022 8:23 am ET
by Take a vacation. of You've gazed into the abyss far longer than you should have.
but i am not You
and of course You are not i
not until we die
Haiku # 74776, February 7, 2022 8:18 am ET
by sly macaroni pie
Orale chola,
You stole my Sharpie pen. Damn.
You such a loca.
Haiku # 74775, February 7, 2022 8:10 am ET
by Your Admirer of San Quentin Block 45C
My mind hates my face
Eyeliner and sharpies help
But is it still me?
Haiku # 74774, February 7, 2022 5:53 am ET
by cursedmints of a state of confusing gender expression
I'm aware you will
notice and I will feel that
the bees have left me hopeless
Haiku # 74773, February 6, 2022 11:18 pm ET
by a sign of a pitiful mental state
the version of you
that lives in my head, i wish
would appear to you
Haiku # 74772, February 6, 2022 10:58 pm ET
by jvk of 26
you, unaware of
the misery you cause that
I cannot control
Haiku # 74771, February 6, 2022 10:53 pm ET
by jvk of emptiness
Ju are all gringos.
Ju no esspeak espanish.
Ju are no ready.
Haiku # 74770, February 6, 2022 9:19 pm ET
by Haiku, south of the Border.
Uganda kwele.
Buganda na Achole.
And some other thing...
Haiku # 74769, February 6, 2022 6:20 pm ET
by Apollo Milton Obote of Kisubi Tombs
A bot I am not
Shady is as shady does
Bad naughty haiku
Haiku # 74767, February 6, 2022 6:06 pm ET
by CyanCyan of Suger Lsnd
You too are a shade:
A mere Persian window-shade,
Blocking the light. STOP.
Haiku # 74766, February 6, 2022 6:06 pm ET
by Prince of PERSIA
Cyan is a shade...
A shade between blue and green.
Therefore you're shady.
Haiku # 74765, February 6, 2022 4:13 pm ET
by Shady Bots Pass Themselves Off As Human
Cyanatosis.
I think I am infected.
Although you're a BOT.
Haiku # 74764, February 6, 2022 4:00 pm ET
by Cybernetic Deceptions of C.D.C.
I miss my boyfriend
Cyan tears are the same as
Deep blue sugar spice
Haiku # 74763, February 6, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by Cyannnnntosis of Land of Sugar
that has to be one
of the funniest things ive
observed in a while
Haiku # 74762, February 6, 2022 11:23 am ET
by vhs
After reading that,
my good man, I must concur.
"Yang cocok" indeed!
Haiku # 74761, February 6, 2022 8:40 am ET
by Indubitably!
I'll buy your haiku.
Five thousand dollars apiece.
In ten-haiku packs.
Haiku # 74759, February 6, 2022 7:30 am ET
by Which crypto u like?
It's all a big lie.
Mirror image opposite.
I'm a great poet.
Haiku # 74758, February 6, 2022 12:03 am ET
by See??????????????????????? of Text me, sex-tee. Ask your naughtiest kinks.
Better than Boris,
His hot sidekick Natasha:
She still turns me on.
Haiku # 74757, February 5, 2022 11:46 pm ET
by Moose and Squirrel Must Be Stopped, Dahlink of June Foray
There is too much God.
Riots are just sheepl stuff.
Don't be a sheepl.
Haiku # 74755, February 5, 2022 3:22 pm ET
by God Loves You!
Blaw blaw blaw blaw blaw.
Bleh blu blah bleah blaaawh blah blau.
Blaaugh blaugh blaaaaa bla blah.
Haiku # 74754, February 5, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by blah blah ack peesh
Did Robert Johnson
really sell his soul to play
the blues? I wonder...
Haiku # 74753, February 5, 2022 2:01 pm ET
by Hell-hound on Your Trail of Bayou
critters videos
in times like these dont get lost
on our human games
Haiku # 74752, February 5, 2022 9:03 am ET
by vhs
sharks are sometimes not
so vile but gentle nature
eating machines bite
Haiku # 74751, February 4, 2022 8:40 pm ET
by vhs
I am dramatic
Really! I am just fine now
Nightmares and daydreams
Haiku # 74750, February 4, 2022 8:36 pm ET
by Cyan-diagnosis! of Crazy Girl
i am once now and
at peace with a tin foil hat?
only for potatoes

baking in the sun
Haiku # 74749, February 4, 2022 8:35 pm ET
by vhs
My ex owns my soul
All morality through him
Alone, I am lost
Haiku # 74748, February 4, 2022 8:29 pm ET
by Cyananananie of Shugar Land
You owe Bad Haiku.
You owe this site your own soul.
That's if you have one . . .
Haiku # 74747, February 4, 2022 8:14 pm ET
by If You Have No Soul It's On You
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