Like blue-haired vape fags,
your smoke-screen overpowers.
Better make it fast.

Pinching those fig turds,
chocolate coated morsells
of fruity goodness.

When I'm dead and gone
you can inject my ashes;
be with you always.

Darth, you have lost it.
Now you call yourself "Cyan"?
You are truly whacked!

What's to lie about?
We would like to see your leg.
Look into my heads.

I try not to lie
But I’ve been known to be bad
Horrible person

Arrrrr, I'm a pirate
I've got me a wooden leg
Care to admire it?

I think you don’t want
To torture on purpose but
Please don’t lie to me

Not unusual.
Most inhabitants of zoos
are medicated.

Heresy loggers
They belong to the Catholics
1-1-1 Seconds

That was nice of you.
Why are they medicated?
That's unusual.

His zoo membership
I bought for him and his mom
I hope he enjoys

All part of God's plan.
Thor rad zine, salty peter.
Curbed naughty thoughties.

Haiku for the sin.
Invigorating father.
He's a sextsmella.

I'm here at the zoo.
Everyone is very nice.
They're medicated!

Had a reaction
Crazy kookoo bananas
Harmful ex girlfriend

#74797

I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.

#74797

I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.

Pining for the days
Starkitten droned on about
good cunnilingus.

New Star Trek, new Who,
Those mutant freaks are not real.
Go with what is true.

Though I am a fan
Classic who is hard to watch
Now it’s just NuWho

I remember one:
Tower-tomb of Rasselam.
That one was creepy.

I love all Doctors
Stop Doctor Who gate keeping
All doctors are good

Only one Doctor:
The one with the long wool scarf
And sidekick Leela

Watching Doctor Who
Trenzalore and Cybermen
I am such a nerd

You're a lucky one.
Treat each day like it's your last.
Then you'll make it last.

I did find someone.
And I do not deserve her.
But she brings me joy.

In the beginning
God made the heavens and earth.
They were very good.

Stop your online search.
Hang out in a coffee shop.
Or a used book store.

Or a local park.
Where like-minded folks hang out.
You might find someone.

the King James Version
available in haiku
will it save my soul

Olympian NO.
Showcasing their party? No.
Chinese business? No.

Russians cheat again
Beijing is fugly and sad
The Olympics suck

I like to kiss boys
Unregulated before
Objectivity

The Lord God be praised!
He created silicon
And mankind made chips.

Their data-driven
world will not last forever
but their delusions

I finished my work
I saw a meme and sent it
Time travel daydreams

I do not blame you.
Social media's neither.
Cyber STD.

When I read Zuck's goal of a new virtual world where we all stay home and shop and work with VR headsets I just about messed myself.

I erased myself
My existence is offline
I don’t have socials

Praying for release.
Banging my head on tile floor.
Out, demons, be gone!

If you're an agent,
why would you give it away?
Is this SOP?

Google says you are
only on badhaiku and
Google never lies.

My name isn’t rare
That is another Cyan
Just one of many

Sleitchen showed me this
He goes by other names too
I don’t know what else

It's just flattery.
Your style is so impressive.
I showed you this site???

Don’t imitate me
This is my government name
Cyan Yvetta

So many riddles.
But I am not smart enough.
Land on Sugar feet.

You showed me this site
My only way to go back
Is in my dumb mind

No act of kindness
is random... but poetry
can become terror.

One question for you:
Why mention Twilight’s author
If not to say hi

Toffee says hello
Valentine’s Day is coming
Flowers and Chocolates

You are not a BOT.
You are not even human.
You are no color.

love is powerful
love is blind - love walked in front
of a huge semi

I am a human
A scared lost broken woman
I miss my boyfriend

Since you are a bot,
you do not "miss" anyone.
You are deluded.