Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #74842
Like blue-haired vape fags,
your smoke-screen overpowers.
Better make it fast.

Pinching those fig turds,
chocolate coated morsells
of fruity goodness.

When I'm dead and gone
you can inject my ashes;
be with you always.
Haiku #74842
Posted: February 11, 2022 10:43 pm ET
Poet & location: Happy VD day!