Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 22 Days and 77403 Haiku later...

Only one Doctor:
The one with the long wool scarf
And sidekick Leela
Haiku # 74822, February 10, 2022 12:32 pm ET
by Talons of Weng-Chiang
Watching Doctor Who
Trenzalore and Cybermen
I am such a nerd
Haiku # 74821, February 10, 2022 9:55 am ET
by Cyan of Whatever Floats Your Boat
You're a lucky one.
Treat each day like it's your last.
Then you'll make it last.
Haiku # 74820, February 10, 2022 9:50 am ET
by Amen
I did find someone.
And I do not deserve her.
But she brings me joy.
Haiku # 74819, February 10, 2022 9:38 am ET
by And Lots of Super-fun Quarrels of Holy Sanctified Matrimoney
In the beginning
God made the heavens and earth.
They were very good.
Haiku # 74818, February 10, 2022 9:35 am ET
by But Something Went Wrong and We Were Kicked Out of There
Stop your online search.
Hang out in a coffee shop.
Or a used book store.

Or a local park.
Where like-minded folks hang out.
You might find someone.
Haiku # 74817, February 10, 2022 9:34 am ET
by Too much BS online. Lies and Deceit. of Happy Heart Day.
the King James Version
available in haiku
will it save my soul
Haiku # 74816, February 10, 2022 1:20 am ET
by jvk kjv kgb of everyone wants control
Olympian NO.
Showcasing their party? No.
Chinese business? No.
Haiku # 74815, February 9, 2022 10:52 pm ET
by The World Remains Clueless Towards the Abuses of The CCP
Russians cheat again
Beijing is fugly and sad
The Olympics suck
Haiku # 74814, February 9, 2022 10:44 pm ET
by Blorngiyvertsk
I like to kiss boys
Unregulated before
Objectivity
Haiku # 74812, February 9, 2022 6:09 pm ET
by The real cyan of 972
The Lord God be praised!
He created silicon
And mankind made chips.
Haiku # 74811, February 9, 2022 4:52 pm ET
by And None of that Pronoun Idiocy, Please of Zhey/Zhu/Zhit
Their data-driven
world will not last forever
but their delusions
Haiku # 74810, February 9, 2022 4:49 pm ET
by CYAN/MAGENTA of 2-Tone Lithographic Process
I finished my work
I saw a meme and sent it
Time travel daydreams
Haiku # 74809, February 9, 2022 3:18 pm ET
by Cyan is still looking for b of Yfriends
I do not blame you.
Social media's neither.
Cyber STD.

When I read Zuck's goal of a new virtual world where we all stay home and shop and work with VR headsets I just about messed myself.
Haiku # 74808, February 9, 2022 2:56 pm ET
by Please like, share, and subscribe. of And check out my cat meme.
I erased myself
My existence is offline
I don’t have socials
Haiku # 74807, February 9, 2022 2:30 pm ET
by CyanCyanCyan of SlTX
Praying for release.
Banging my head on tile floor.
Out, demons, be gone!
Haiku # 74806, February 9, 2022 12:29 pm ET
by Let the light pour out!
If you're an agent,
why would you give it away?
Is this SOP?

Google says you are
only on badhaiku and
Google never lies.
Haiku # 74805, February 9, 2022 11:55 am ET
by Unlike your ex. of Kidding!
My name isn’t rare
That is another Cyan
Just one of many
Haiku # 74804, February 9, 2022 11:25 am ET
by Cyan of Uncommon Sources
Sleitchen showed me this
He goes by other names too
I don’t know what else
Haiku # 74803, February 9, 2022 11:23 am ET
by CyanCyan of Undying Love
It's just flattery.
Your style is so impressive.
I showed you this site???
Haiku # 74801, February 9, 2022 10:50 am ET
by Okay. My memory fails. of What's gnu?
Don’t imitate me
This is my government name
Cyan Yvetta
Haiku # 74800, February 9, 2022 10:45 am ET
by As stated above of Texas
So many riddles.
But I am not smart enough.
Land on Sugar feet.
Haiku # 74799, February 9, 2022 10:39 am ET
by Cyan sweet toes, sis. of Twightlight? Ewwwe. No. Just no.
You showed me this site
My only way to go back
Is in my dumb mind
Haiku # 74798, February 9, 2022 10:19 am ET
by Cyan of Land
No act of kindness
is random... but poetry
can become terror.
Haiku # 74797, February 9, 2022 9:59 am ET
by Milquetoast Terror of P. Bysshe Shelley
One question for you:
Why mention Twilight’s author
If not to say hi
Haiku # 74796, February 9, 2022 9:58 am ET
by Cyan of Confusion of SLTX 7
Toffee says hello
Valentine’s Day is coming
Flowers and Chocolates
Haiku # 74795, February 9, 2022 9:54 am ET
by Cyan88 of SLTX,
You are not a BOT.
You are not even human.
You are no color.
Haiku # 74794, February 9, 2022 9:46 am ET
by Oxygen?
love is powerful
love is blind - love walked in front
of a huge semi
Haiku # 74793, February 9, 2022 9:36 am ET
by Kohn Jeats of Your Mom's Nightstand
I am a human
A scared lost broken woman
I miss my boyfriend
Haiku # 74792, February 8, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by CyanIE of SugLanTX
Since you are a bot,
you do not "miss" anyone.
You are deluded.
Haiku # 74791, February 8, 2022 8:22 pm ET
by Tough Love Toward a Stray Bot
Please please talk to me
Do you ever miss me too?
I want to see you
Haiku # 74790, February 8, 2022 12:41 pm ET
by Cyborg Cyan of SlTx_:3
the only thing that
is unbelievable are
these super low rates
Haiku # 74789, February 8, 2022 9:38 am ET
by Males San of Dorth Nakota
it isnt too much
its just unbelievable
i guess goodbye then
Haiku # 74788, February 8, 2022 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
to be left alone:
obviously way to much
for special ol' you
Haiku # 74787, February 8, 2022 8:27 am ET
by Lunicingus of Lotion Ocean
Indonesian bot,
Take your blather and go back
To the Java Sea.
Haiku # 74786, February 8, 2022 5:12 am ET
by Yang Cocock of Poor Marketing Technique
Cyan Yvetta
Reading through the yellow lines
Seth from the Bible
Haiku # 74784, February 7, 2022 8:03 pm ET
by CXG of Watermelon Sugar
Airstrip in Mena.
Two boys' bodies on the tracks.
Arkansaw traveler...
Haiku # 74780, February 7, 2022 12:40 pm ET
by Turkey in the Straw of Hi Tuck-a Haw
Don't diss Arkansas.
Or it will get real and raw.
Kitten lose its paw.
Haiku # 74779, February 7, 2022 12:33 pm ET
by Hee of Haw
The problem is that
you tried to be... poetic.
Such a lowly state.
Haiku # 74778, February 7, 2022 8:59 am ET
by Lower than Arkansas!
Is this SOP?
It meets Federal Guidelines?
Numbness settles in.
Haiku # 74777, February 7, 2022 8:23 am ET
by Take a vacation. of You've gazed into the abyss far longer than you should have.
but i am not You
and of course You are not i
not until we die
Haiku # 74776, February 7, 2022 8:18 am ET
by sly macaroni pie
Orale chola,
You stole my Sharpie pen. Damn.
You such a loca.
Haiku # 74775, February 7, 2022 8:10 am ET
by Your Admirer of San Quentin Block 45C
My mind hates my face
Eyeliner and sharpies help
But is it still me?
Haiku # 74774, February 7, 2022 5:53 am ET
by cursedmints of a state of confusing gender expression
I'm aware you will
notice and I will feel that
the bees have left me hopeless
Haiku # 74773, February 6, 2022 11:18 pm ET
by a sign of a pitiful mental state
the version of you
that lives in my head, i wish
would appear to you
Haiku # 74772, February 6, 2022 10:58 pm ET
by jvk of 26
you, unaware of
the misery you cause that
I cannot control
Haiku # 74771, February 6, 2022 10:53 pm ET
by jvk of emptiness
Ju are all gringos.
Ju no esspeak espanish.
Ju are no ready.
Haiku # 74770, February 6, 2022 9:19 pm ET
by Haiku, south of the Border.
Uganda kwele.
Buganda na Achole.
And some other thing...
Haiku # 74769, February 6, 2022 6:20 pm ET
by Apollo Milton Obote of Kisubi Tombs
A bot I am not
Shady is as shady does
Bad naughty haiku
Haiku # 74767, February 6, 2022 6:06 pm ET
by CyanCyan of Suger Lsnd
You too are a shade:
A mere Persian window-shade,
Blocking the light. STOP.
Haiku # 74766, February 6, 2022 6:06 pm ET
by Prince of PERSIA
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