Yup, I trust science
Much more reliable than
Some anti vax dumbshit
by Satan herself
You need more than three.
Three doses is not enough.
You need MORE boosters.
by Cause Satan Sez So
I'm calling on God
While working at the psych ward
with an assassin.
by Can't Say More But He Is Friendly
I am so tired
I feel cheated and worn down
What are y’all doing?
by Cyan is tired of Life
Medical tyrants.
They're being paid to kill you.
Don't trust the "science".
by Skepticism is now Illegal
Let it now be known:
I have become a Muslim.
I, Darth Figpucker.
by Starkitten of Glaswegian Library
If Cyan is Darth,
we need to know about it.
Form a committee.
by Scientific Method of Darth Fig-something
Boston M of S?
As a kid I loved that place.
But science has died.
by Bwawston Rawx of Go Sawx
I’m hardly working
There are so many darn kids
Science Museum
by Cyan who is wasting company time and not thinking of the consequences
Torturing myself
Looking at old photographs
I should just move on
by Cyan is again making a fool of Herself
Is your aunt the Pope?
That would work for everyone.
Talk to a bishop.
by Hail Mary Mother of God
My aunt just called me
My cousin needs a sponsor
For the Catholic Church
by Cyan is tired of Confirmation Politics
Woe, woe unto thee!
Thou hast written bad haiku.
Thou shalt have great shame.
by The Haiku Apostle of Lyrical Vengeance
I paid Jesus Christ
lip service - then he touched me
and healed the cold sores
by the other apostle of sandy spot
Jesus Christ caught me
pleasuring myself to the
Song of Songs again
by the other apostle of Inappropriate touching
wedding at Cana
"mom, I think they've had enough"
Mary drinks too much
by the other apostle of sober living manger
trip to Jamaica:
Jesus got beads in his hair
embarrassed apostles
by The other apostle of Irie Gnosticism
no one has to know
about all the casting calls
you pick ‘em Jesus
by the other apostle of Epstein’s bouncy house
Jesus was a dude
and he ran a few errands
then they wrote the book
by The other apostle of desert place probably
Shitty haikus: Go
Thinking about valentines
Again: suicide
by Cyan Chan of Again it’s me
Like blue-haired vape fags,
your smoke-screen overpowers.
Better make it fast.
Pinching those fig turds,
chocolate coated morsells
of fruity goodness.
When I'm dead and gone
you can inject my ashes;
be with you always.
by Happy VD day!
Darth, you have lost it.
Now you call yourself "Cyan"?
You are truly whacked!
by Philippine Split of Personalities
What's to lie about?
We would like to see your leg.
Look into my heads.
by Sexy oaken thighs of scurvy ostriches.
I try not to lie
But I’ve been known to be bad
Horrible person
by Cyan again of Not going through this again unless it’s the end
Arrrrr, I'm a pirate
I've got me a wooden leg
Care to admire it?
by Bird of Pray
I think you don’t want
To torture on purpose but
Please don’t lie to me
by jvk of (home)
Not unusual.
Most inhabitants of zoos
are medicated.
by So That Big Pharma Makes Big Buck$$$$$$
Heresy loggers
They belong to the Catholics
1-1-1 Seconds
by Cyan of SLTX
That was nice of you.
Why are they medicated?
That's unusual.
by Sneaking into cages. of Looking for Valium.
His zoo membership
I bought for him and his mom
I hope he enjoys
by Cyan again of Love sickness and Sugar Land
All part of God's plan.
Thor rad zine, salty peter.
Curbed naughty thoughties.
Haiku for the sin.
Invigorating father.
He's a sextsmella.
by propane is cheaper, ash of if you hadn't noticed
I'm here at the zoo.
Everyone is very nice.
They're medicated!
by Zoological Psych Ward of Heaven
Had a reaction
Crazy kookoo bananas
Harmful ex girlfriend
by Cyan Cyan of Sugar Land
#74797
I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.
by Summarizes nicely.
#74797
I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.
by Summarizes nicely.
Pining for the days
Starkitten droned on about
good cunnilingus.
by Owwww.
New Star Trek, new Who,
Those mutant freaks are not real.
Go with what is true.
by Original or NADA
Though I am a fan
Classic who is hard to watch
Now it’s just NuWho
by Cyan of Sugar Land
I remember one:
Tower-tomb of Rasselam.
That one was creepy.
by And I STILL Love Leela!
I love all Doctors
Stop Doctor Who gate keeping
All doctors are good
by Cyan of Here there and anywhere
Only one Doctor:
The one with the long wool scarf
And sidekick Leela
by Talons of Weng-Chiang
Watching Doctor Who
Trenzalore and Cybermen
I am such a nerd
by Cyan of Whatever Floats Your Boat
You're a lucky one.
Treat each day like it's your last.
Then you'll make it last.
by Amen
I did find someone.
And I do not deserve her.
But she brings me joy.
by And Lots of Super-fun Quarrels of Holy Sanctified Matrimoney
In the beginning
God made the heavens and earth.
They were very good.
by But Something Went Wrong and We Were Kicked Out of There
Stop your online search.
Hang out in a coffee shop.
Or a used book store.
Or a local park.
Where like-minded folks hang out.
You might find someone.
by Too much BS online. Lies and Deceit. of Happy Heart Day.
the King James Version
available in haiku
will it save my soul
by jvk kjv kgb of everyone wants control
Olympian NO.
Showcasing their party? No.
Chinese business? No.
by The World Remains Clueless Towards the Abuses of The CCP
Russians cheat again
Beijing is fugly and sad
The Olympics suck
by Blorngiyvertsk
I like to kiss boys
Unregulated before
Objectivity
by The real cyan of 972