I'm calling on God
While working at the psych ward
with an assassin.

I am so tired
I feel cheated and worn down
What are y’all doing?

Medical tyrants.
They're being paid to kill you.
Don't trust the "science".

Let it now be known:
I have become a Muslim.
I, Darth Figpucker.

If Cyan is Darth,
we need to know about it.
Form a committee.

Boston M of S?
As a kid I loved that place.
But science has died.

I’m hardly working
There are so many darn kids
Science Museum

Torturing myself
Looking at old photographs
I should just move on

Is your aunt the Pope?
That would work for everyone.
Talk to a bishop.

My aunt just called me
My cousin needs a sponsor
For the Catholic Church

Woe, woe unto thee!
Thou hast written bad haiku.
Thou shalt have great shame.

I paid Jesus Christ
lip service - then he touched me
and healed the cold sores

Jesus Christ caught me
pleasuring myself to the
Song of Songs again

wedding at Cana
"mom, I think they've had enough"
Mary drinks too much

trip to Jamaica:
Jesus got beads in his hair
embarrassed apostles

no one has to know
about all the casting calls
you pick ‘em Jesus

Jesus was a dude
and he ran a few errands
then they wrote the book

Shitty haikus: Go
Thinking about valentines
Again: suicide

Like blue-haired vape fags,
your smoke-screen overpowers.
Better make it fast.

Pinching those fig turds,
chocolate coated morsells
of fruity goodness.

When I'm dead and gone
you can inject my ashes;
be with you always.

Darth, you have lost it.
Now you call yourself "Cyan"?
You are truly whacked!

What's to lie about?
We would like to see your leg.
Look into my heads.

I try not to lie
But I’ve been known to be bad
Horrible person

Arrrrr, I'm a pirate
I've got me a wooden leg
Care to admire it?

I think you don’t want
To torture on purpose but
Please don’t lie to me

Not unusual.
Most inhabitants of zoos
are medicated.

Heresy loggers
They belong to the Catholics
1-1-1 Seconds

That was nice of you.
Why are they medicated?
That's unusual.

His zoo membership
I bought for him and his mom
I hope he enjoys

All part of God's plan.
Thor rad zine, salty peter.
Curbed naughty thoughties.

Haiku for the sin.
Invigorating father.
He's a sextsmella.

I'm here at the zoo.
Everyone is very nice.
They're medicated!

Had a reaction
Crazy kookoo bananas
Harmful ex girlfriend

#74797

I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.

#74797

I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.

Pining for the days
Starkitten droned on about
good cunnilingus.

New Star Trek, new Who,
Those mutant freaks are not real.
Go with what is true.

Though I am a fan
Classic who is hard to watch
Now it’s just NuWho

I remember one:
Tower-tomb of Rasselam.
That one was creepy.

I love all Doctors
Stop Doctor Who gate keeping
All doctors are good

Only one Doctor:
The one with the long wool scarf
And sidekick Leela

Watching Doctor Who
Trenzalore and Cybermen
I am such a nerd

You're a lucky one.
Treat each day like it's your last.
Then you'll make it last.

I did find someone.
And I do not deserve her.
But she brings me joy.

In the beginning
God made the heavens and earth.
They were very good.

Stop your online search.
Hang out in a coffee shop.
Or a used book store.

Or a local park.
Where like-minded folks hang out.
You might find someone.

the King James Version
available in haiku
will it save my soul

Olympian NO.
Showcasing their party? No.
Chinese business? No.

Russians cheat again
Beijing is fugly and sad
The Olympics suck

I like to kiss boys
Unregulated before
Objectivity

The Lord God be praised!
He created silicon
And mankind made chips.

Their data-driven
world will not last forever
but their delusions