wedding at Cana
"mom, I think they've had enough"
Mary drinks too much
by the other apostle of sober living manger
trip to Jamaica:
Jesus got beads in his hair
embarrassed apostles
by The other apostle of Irie Gnosticism
no one has to know
about all the casting calls
you pick ‘em Jesus
by the other apostle of Epstein’s bouncy house
Jesus was a dude
and he ran a few errands
then they wrote the book
by The other apostle of desert place probably
Shitty haikus: Go
Thinking about valentines
Again: suicide
by Cyan Chan of Again it’s me
Like blue-haired vape fags,
your smoke-screen overpowers.
Better make it fast.
Pinching those fig turds,
chocolate coated morsells
of fruity goodness.
When I'm dead and gone
you can inject my ashes;
be with you always.
by Happy VD day!
Darth, you have lost it.
Now you call yourself "Cyan"?
You are truly whacked!
by Philippine Split of Personalities
What's to lie about?
We would like to see your leg.
Look into my heads.
by Sexy oaken thighs of scurvy ostriches.
I try not to lie
But I’ve been known to be bad
Horrible person
by Cyan again of Not going through this again unless it’s the end
Arrrrr, I'm a pirate
I've got me a wooden leg
Care to admire it?
by Bird of Pray
I think you don’t want
To torture on purpose but
Please don’t lie to me
by jvk of (home)
Not unusual.
Most inhabitants of zoos
are medicated.
by So That Big Pharma Makes Big Buck$$$$$$
Heresy loggers
They belong to the Catholics
1-1-1 Seconds
by Cyan of SLTX
That was nice of you.
Why are they medicated?
That's unusual.
by Sneaking into cages. of Looking for Valium.
His zoo membership
I bought for him and his mom
I hope he enjoys
by Cyan again of Love sickness and Sugar Land
All part of God's plan.
Thor rad zine, salty peter.
Curbed naughty thoughties.
Haiku for the sin.
Invigorating father.
He's a sextsmella.
by propane is cheaper, ash of if you hadn't noticed
I'm here at the zoo.
Everyone is very nice.
They're medicated!
by Zoological Psych Ward of Heaven
Had a reaction
Crazy kookoo bananas
Harmful ex girlfriend
by Cyan Cyan of Sugar Land
#74797
I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.
by Summarizes nicely.
#74797
I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.
by Summarizes nicely.
Pining for the days
Starkitten droned on about
good cunnilingus.
by Owwww.
New Star Trek, new Who,
Those mutant freaks are not real.
Go with what is true.
by Original or NADA
Though I am a fan
Classic who is hard to watch
Now it’s just NuWho
by Cyan of Sugar Land
I remember one:
Tower-tomb of Rasselam.
That one was creepy.
by And I STILL Love Leela!
I love all Doctors
Stop Doctor Who gate keeping
All doctors are good
by Cyan of Here there and anywhere
Only one Doctor:
The one with the long wool scarf
And sidekick Leela
by Talons of Weng-Chiang
Watching Doctor Who
Trenzalore and Cybermen
I am such a nerd
by Cyan of Whatever Floats Your Boat
You're a lucky one.
Treat each day like it's your last.
Then you'll make it last.
by Amen
I did find someone.
And I do not deserve her.
But she brings me joy.
by And Lots of Super-fun Quarrels of Holy Sanctified Matrimoney
In the beginning
God made the heavens and earth.
They were very good.
by But Something Went Wrong and We Were Kicked Out of There
Stop your online search.
Hang out in a coffee shop.
Or a used book store.
Or a local park.
Where like-minded folks hang out.
You might find someone.
by Too much BS online. Lies and Deceit. of Happy Heart Day.
the King James Version
available in haiku
will it save my soul
by jvk kjv kgb of everyone wants control
Olympian NO.
Showcasing their party? No.
Chinese business? No.
by The World Remains Clueless Towards the Abuses of The CCP
Russians cheat again
Beijing is fugly and sad
The Olympics suck
by Blorngiyvertsk
I like to kiss boys
Unregulated before
Objectivity
by The real cyan of 972
The Lord God be praised!
He created silicon
And mankind made chips.
by And None of that Pronoun Idiocy, Please of Zhey/Zhu/Zhit
Their data-driven
world will not last forever
but their delusions
by CYAN/MAGENTA of 2-Tone Lithographic Process
I finished my work
I saw a meme and sent it
Time travel daydreams
by Cyan is still looking for b of Yfriends
I do not blame you.
Social media's neither.
Cyber STD.
When I read Zuck's goal of a new virtual world where we all stay home and shop and work with VR headsets I just about messed myself.
by Please like, share, and subscribe. of And check out my cat meme.
I erased myself
My existence is offline
I don’t have socials
by CyanCyanCyan of SlTX
Praying for release.
Banging my head on tile floor.
Out, demons, be gone!
by Let the light pour out!
If you're an agent,
why would you give it away?
Is this SOP?
Google says you are
only on badhaiku and
Google never lies.
by Unlike your ex. of Kidding!
My name isn’t rare
That is another Cyan
Just one of many
by Cyan of Uncommon Sources
Sleitchen showed me this
He goes by other names too
I don’t know what else
by CyanCyan of Undying Love
It's just flattery.
Your style is so impressive.
I showed you this site???
by Okay. My memory fails. of What's gnu?
Don’t imitate me
This is my government name
Cyan Yvetta
by As stated above of Texas
So many riddles.
But I am not smart enough.
Land on Sugar feet.
by Cyan sweet toes, sis. of Twightlight? Ewwwe. No. Just no.
You showed me this site
My only way to go back
Is in my dumb mind
by Cyan of Land
No act of kindness
is random... but poetry
can become terror.
by Milquetoast Terror of P. Bysshe Shelley
One question for you:
Why mention Twilight’s author
If not to say hi
by Cyan of Confusion of SLTX 7