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Bad Haiku
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29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
If Cyan is Darth,
we need to know about it.
Form a committee.
Haiku # 74856 February 12, 2022 1:29 pm ET
by Scientific Method of Darth Fig-something
Boston M of S?
As a kid I loved that place.
But science has died.
Haiku # 74855 February 12, 2022 1:24 pm ET
by Bwawston Rawx of Go Sawx
I’m hardly working
There are so many darn kids
Science Museum
Haiku # 74854 February 12, 2022 11:50 am ET
by Cyan who is wasting company time and not thinking of the consequences
Torturing myself
Looking at old photographs
I should just move on
Haiku # 74853 February 12, 2022 11:27 am ET
by Cyan is again making a fool of Herself
Is your aunt the Pope?
That would work for everyone.
Talk to a bishop.
Haiku # 74852 February 12, 2022 10:58 am ET
by Hail Mary Mother of God
My aunt just called me
My cousin needs a sponsor
For the Catholic Church
Haiku # 74851 February 12, 2022 10:40 am ET
by Cyan is tired of Confirmation Politics
Woe, woe unto thee!
Thou hast written bad haiku.
Thou shalt have great shame.
Haiku # 74850 February 12, 2022 8:14 am ET
by The Haiku Apostle of Lyrical Vengeance
I paid Jesus Christ
lip service - then he touched me
and healed the cold sores
Haiku # 74849 February 12, 2022 7:22 am ET
by the other apostle of sandy spot
Jesus Christ caught me
pleasuring myself to the
Song of Songs again
Haiku # 74848 February 12, 2022 7:19 am ET
by the other apostle of Inappropriate touching
wedding at Cana
"mom, I think they've had enough"
Mary drinks too much
Haiku # 74847 February 12, 2022 7:17 am ET
by the other apostle of sober living manger
trip to Jamaica:
Jesus got beads in his hair
embarrassed apostles
Haiku # 74846 February 12, 2022 6:44 am ET
by The other apostle of Irie Gnosticism
no one has to know
about all the casting calls
you pick ‘em Jesus
Haiku # 74845 February 12, 2022 6:41 am ET
by the other apostle of Epstein’s bouncy house
Jesus was a dude
and he ran a few errands
then they wrote the book
Haiku # 74844 February 12, 2022 6:37 am ET
by The other apostle of desert place probably
Shitty haikus: Go
Thinking about valentines
Again: suicide
Haiku # 74843 February 12, 2022 2:56 am ET
by Cyan Chan of Again it’s me
Like blue-haired vape fags,
your smoke-screen overpowers.
Better make it fast.

Pinching those fig turds,
chocolate coated morsells
of fruity goodness.

When I'm dead and gone
you can inject my ashes;
be with you always.
Haiku # 74842 February 11, 2022 10:43 pm ET
by Happy VD day!
Darth, you have lost it.
Now you call yourself "Cyan"?
You are truly whacked!
Haiku # 74841 February 11, 2022 9:38 pm ET
by Philippine Split of Personalities
What's to lie about?
We would like to see your leg.
Look into my heads.
Haiku # 74840 February 11, 2022 9:26 pm ET
by Sexy oaken thighs of scurvy ostriches.
I try not to lie
But I’ve been known to be bad
Horrible person
Haiku # 74839 February 11, 2022 6:48 pm ET
by Cyan again of Not going through this again unless it’s the end
Arrrrr, I'm a pirate
I've got me a wooden leg
Care to admire it?
Haiku # 74838 February 11, 2022 6:21 pm ET
by Bird of Pray
I think you don’t want
To torture on purpose but
Please don’t lie to me
Haiku # 74837 February 11, 2022 6:04 pm ET
by jvk of (home)
Not unusual.
Most inhabitants of zoos
are medicated.
Haiku # 74836 February 11, 2022 5:33 pm ET
by So That Big Pharma Makes Big Buck$$$$$$
Heresy loggers
They belong to the Catholics
1-1-1 Seconds
Haiku # 74835 February 11, 2022 3:33 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
That was nice of you.
Why are they medicated?
That's unusual.
Haiku # 74834 February 11, 2022 1:44 pm ET
by Sneaking into cages. of Looking for Valium.
His zoo membership
I bought for him and his mom
I hope he enjoys
Haiku # 74833 February 11, 2022 11:30 am ET
by Cyan again of Love sickness and Sugar Land
All part of God's plan.
Thor rad zine, salty peter.
Curbed naughty thoughties.

Haiku for the sin.
Invigorating father.
He's a sextsmella.
Haiku # 74832 February 11, 2022 9:35 am ET
by propane is cheaper, ash of if you hadn't noticed
I'm here at the zoo.
Everyone is very nice.
They're medicated!
Haiku # 74831 February 11, 2022 9:14 am ET
by Zoological Psych Ward of Heaven
Had a reaction
Crazy kookoo bananas
Harmful ex girlfriend
Haiku # 74830 February 11, 2022 8:37 am ET
by Cyan Cyan of Sugar Land
#74797

I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.
Haiku # 74829 February 11, 2022 7:46 am ET
by Summarizes nicely.
#74797

I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.
Haiku # 74828 February 11, 2022 7:46 am ET
by Summarizes nicely.
Pining for the days
Starkitten droned on about
good cunnilingus.
Haiku # 74827 February 11, 2022 3:20 am ET
by Owwww.
New Star Trek, new Who,
Those mutant freaks are not real.
Go with what is true.
Haiku # 74826 February 10, 2022 8:53 pm ET
by Original or NADA
Though I am a fan
Classic who is hard to watch
Now it’s just NuWho
Haiku # 74825 February 10, 2022 4:14 pm ET
by Cyan of Sugar Land
I remember one:
Tower-tomb of Rasselam.
That one was creepy.
Haiku # 74824 February 10, 2022 12:41 pm ET
by And I STILL Love Leela!
I love all Doctors
Stop Doctor Who gate keeping
All doctors are good
Haiku # 74823 February 10, 2022 12:39 pm ET
by Cyan of Here there and anywhere
Only one Doctor:
The one with the long wool scarf
And sidekick Leela
Haiku # 74822 February 10, 2022 12:32 pm ET
by Talons of Weng-Chiang
Watching Doctor Who
Trenzalore and Cybermen
I am such a nerd
Haiku # 74821 February 10, 2022 9:55 am ET
by Cyan of Whatever Floats Your Boat
You're a lucky one.
Treat each day like it's your last.
Then you'll make it last.
Haiku # 74820 February 10, 2022 9:50 am ET
by Amen
I did find someone.
And I do not deserve her.
But she brings me joy.
Haiku # 74819 February 10, 2022 9:38 am ET
by And Lots of Super-fun Quarrels of Holy Sanctified Matrimoney
In the beginning
God made the heavens and earth.
They were very good.
Haiku # 74818 February 10, 2022 9:35 am ET
by But Something Went Wrong and We Were Kicked Out of There
Stop your online search.
Hang out in a coffee shop.
Or a used book store.

Or a local park.
Where like-minded folks hang out.
You might find someone.
Haiku # 74817 February 10, 2022 9:34 am ET
by Too much BS online. Lies and Deceit. of Happy Heart Day.
the King James Version
available in haiku
will it save my soul
Haiku # 74816 February 10, 2022 1:20 am ET
by jvk kjv kgb of everyone wants control
Olympian NO.
Showcasing their party? No.
Chinese business? No.
Haiku # 74815 February 9, 2022 10:52 pm ET
by The World Remains Clueless Towards the Abuses of The CCP
Russians cheat again
Beijing is fugly and sad
The Olympics suck
Haiku # 74814 February 9, 2022 10:44 pm ET
by Blorngiyvertsk
I like to kiss boys
Unregulated before
Objectivity
Haiku # 74812 February 9, 2022 6:09 pm ET
by The real cyan of 972
The Lord God be praised!
He created silicon
And mankind made chips.
Haiku # 74811 February 9, 2022 4:52 pm ET
by And None of that Pronoun Idiocy, Please of Zhey/Zhu/Zhit
Their data-driven
world will not last forever
but their delusions
Haiku # 74810 February 9, 2022 4:49 pm ET
by CYAN/MAGENTA of 2-Tone Lithographic Process
I finished my work
I saw a meme and sent it
Time travel daydreams
Haiku # 74809 February 9, 2022 3:18 pm ET
by Cyan is still looking for b of Yfriends
I do not blame you.
Social media's neither.
Cyber STD.

When I read Zuck's goal of a new virtual world where we all stay home and shop and work with VR headsets I just about messed myself.
Haiku # 74808 February 9, 2022 2:56 pm ET
by Please like, share, and subscribe. of And check out my cat meme.
I erased myself
My existence is offline
I don’t have socials
Haiku # 74807 February 9, 2022 2:30 pm ET
by CyanCyanCyan of SlTX
Praying for release.
Banging my head on tile floor.
Out, demons, be gone!
Haiku # 74806 February 9, 2022 12:29 pm ET
by Let the light pour out!
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