Who is this Cyan?
Is this a soap opera now?
Where's Darth Figpucker?

Well I also did
Some pretty fucked up things like
Threatening to die

I didn’t cheat or
Or anything of the sort
I just failed at school

Encino kitchen
Imprint of mens size ten boot
Dusty New York Strip

So what did you do?
Cheat, kill his folks, fart in car?
Career over love?

I miss him because
I made some bad decisions
He broke up with me

ever wonder why
good people suffer - not I
Jesus said fuck ‘em

underneath the cross
a three legged dog lay flat
jesus didn’t budge

You will get him back.
With help from God's assassin.
Dead men are faithful.

Okay I will play,
Why do you miss your boyfriend?
Let us not pretend

I know your mother
She says you should go to sleep
The muffin is moist

Yeah, who dat ate shat
I will ball your foot soonly
Aged babboonly

Baby cosmetics
Because ugly kids are food
Lock up your mother

I think that, sadly
I might be in love with you
I’ll evaporate

Disney Princesses
Happily Ever After
And other lies told

Urghh ulppp now I puke,
Filling your mind with my verse.
Can you smell it yet?

A broken record
Again and again I say,
“I miss my boyfriend”

Psychic paper guy!
Ooh Doctor, you *soniced* her
Sexy River Song

Your "science" is shit.
So go ahead. Censor me.
You must repent now.

Yup, I trust science
Much more reliable than
Some anti vax dumbshit

You need more than three.
Three doses is not enough.
You need MORE boosters.

I'm calling on God
While working at the psych ward
with an assassin.

I am so tired
I feel cheated and worn down
What are y’all doing?

Medical tyrants.
They're being paid to kill you.
Don't trust the "science".

Let it now be known:
I have become a Muslim.
I, Darth Figpucker.

If Cyan is Darth,
we need to know about it.
Form a committee.

Boston M of S?
As a kid I loved that place.
But science has died.

I’m hardly working
There are so many darn kids
Science Museum

Torturing myself
Looking at old photographs
I should just move on

Is your aunt the Pope?
That would work for everyone.
Talk to a bishop.

My aunt just called me
My cousin needs a sponsor
For the Catholic Church

Woe, woe unto thee!
Thou hast written bad haiku.
Thou shalt have great shame.

I paid Jesus Christ
lip service - then he touched me
and healed the cold sores

Jesus Christ caught me
pleasuring myself to the
Song of Songs again

wedding at Cana
"mom, I think they've had enough"
Mary drinks too much

trip to Jamaica:
Jesus got beads in his hair
embarrassed apostles

no one has to know
about all the casting calls
you pick ‘em Jesus

Jesus was a dude
and he ran a few errands
then they wrote the book

Shitty haikus: Go
Thinking about valentines
Again: suicide

Like blue-haired vape fags,
your smoke-screen overpowers.
Better make it fast.

Pinching those fig turds,
chocolate coated morsells
of fruity goodness.

When I'm dead and gone
you can inject my ashes;
be with you always.

Darth, you have lost it.
Now you call yourself "Cyan"?
You are truly whacked!

What's to lie about?
We would like to see your leg.
Look into my heads.

I try not to lie
But I’ve been known to be bad
Horrible person

Arrrrr, I'm a pirate
I've got me a wooden leg
Care to admire it?

I think you don’t want
To torture on purpose but
Please don’t lie to me

Not unusual.
Most inhabitants of zoos
are medicated.

Heresy loggers
They belong to the Catholics
1-1-1 Seconds

That was nice of you.
Why are they medicated?
That's unusual.

His zoo membership
I bought for him and his mom
I hope he enjoys

All part of God's plan.
Thor rad zine, salty peter.
Curbed naughty thoughties.

Haiku for the sin.
Invigorating father.
He's a sextsmella.