the first dorito
no longer pasty and and pale
he's baked on steroids

throw paper airplanes
from the very top bleachers
at a trump rally

laced with ebola
covid is so yesterday
get with the times, dude!

Airborne HIV
would be totally awesome.
Who will invent it?

Clouds in the sky
Roaring out loud make me sad
Ah, I want to play.

Trump's neck vagina

The 2020 election should be handled by the way of a tickling contest. The first one to lose conciousness must step down. The other one must be castrated, blinded, and eardrums removed and a digital simulation of the winner will rule the people... I think at least one movie did that already. Well, maybe not the tickling bit. Okay, I'm out... time to go tickle some bits.

Can you imagine
being tickled until dead?
Is that possible?

I've hired a Native American for those of you who prefer bald eagle feathers.

God didn't make the virus, the Chinese made the virus. So you know it won't last too long. The Chinese made the virus b/c Bill Gates commissioned a bioweapon that would destroy half the world's population in under a year. Never do business w/ the Chinese. The greed of communism. Power hungry dictators controlling Russia who controls Trump. Bill Gates is under control of the Swiss Banking Mafia and the downloaded consciousness of Timothy Leary....
Where's my coffee?

*you'll be glad there's no safe word, trust me!

My new profession:
Testicular tickler.
No safe words, Elmo.

God made this virus
And it has hurt tRump badly
There's a message there

Trump is in your brain
Like memories of girlfriends
And he haunts your dreams

Call me old fashioned,
We all need Mr. Rogers
on public TV.

Hello boys and girls.
I'd like to discuss manners.
Can you say "manners".

the super spreader
reflects his inner twat
who loves me, baby ?

orange narcissus
go pool your awesome talents
you'll be a legend

fifth of a million
normal fearful humans die
not chief cockwomble

After the covid,
Trump's porno tape will be leaked.
You can watch him leak.

Five Russian hookers
Three tattooed Thai lady-boys
Twelve jars of mayo.

The Abyss of Filth:
Nurgalshalogurblastkuth
from Whence It Ascends

gatorade replaced
beer and wine, my old age I
will drink mountain dew

Trump will recover,
inspire the nation, and then
win in November.

Mom asked me if I
sent Grandma a birthday card.
She's been dead for years.

I told her of course.
A card and flowers as well.
And a large dildo.

Still no heart attack.
You can't say I didn't try.
Maybe I'll dose her.

Fifteen hundred "mics".
Possible it might cure her.
Fucking dementia.

I cannot decide
what topic to write about.
When's the train coming?

the brand of the knave
is what i should have written
there's no accounting

the president's taint
makes the whole nation smell foul
brand of the knave

You get more power
from inhaling his flatus.
Russian whores know this.

roll out the limo
inhale the president's germs
and feel his power

While online shopping,
I put a funt in my cart.
But what is a funt?

I bet someone puts edibles in Halloween treats this year so there will be a legalization backlash and the police will crack down on marijuana dispensaries.

Whatchu wanna bet?

Maybe even heavy doses of LSD. The right wing will use this as an excuse to take over. In fact they are probably the ones who will do it.

Trump will form a new Empire of the United States!

Then aliens will land and kill us all.

Speaking of poopies.
Imagine huge Tootsie Rolls
with candy corn bits.

The two worst candies.
Straight to Molotov cocktails.
Screw the rotten eggs.

If we must riot
lets have a good reason to.
Stingy old people.

Dorris Day made poop.
I'd eat a mile of it
to get to the source.

Sitting in IHOP.
Make rude jokes about sausage.
Sausage lies honey.

The police show up.
Shouldn't do that around kids.
They look at least twelve!

the president says
masks are a personal choice
unless hypoxic

Bob Barker made poops
That's easy to imagine
Smeared on his smug face

Doris Day made poops
Kind of tough to imagine
But you can get there

Will there be world war?
It could very well happen.
We have run our course.

Just like a virus.
Earth will never be the same.
The T-cells reboot.

And I need to poo.
Doesn't matter that you know.
Because nothing does.

I just know this much.
We are God's entertainment.
Our sit-com's cancelled.

Corona's a beer.
Fun, presents, then even tents.
BWAAACK goes the belchers.

covid is a hoax
unpresidented events
back to the bleachers

Social media
is neither one of those things.
Because I said so.

Quadralateral
quadratic quadruped queens
queerly queef quicksand.

well i just called some
agent i didn't know a bad
name, twitters dead

Jollibee's pure shit.
If you don't understand that,
you haven't been there.

Yes, I'm a rude dude.
But I likes me some good food.
Without it I brood.

It's raining Cheetos.
It should be raining French wine.
Or perhaps live frogs.

But we get Cheetos.
Don't read the ingredients.
They are not wholesome.

If you eat Cheetos
before using the restroom
your junk will turn orange.

my smiley face turned into a â

Bananas Foster?
On this one I side with Darth...
on hella dessert â

Trump has Covid now...
Lets see what God does for him
to shut you all up.

covid is voting
and it's chosen the donald
a storm is brewing

Just skip the meal.
Bring the Bananas Foster.
Hold the bananas.

And hold the ice cream.
And serve it in a shot glass.
Yes, that would be rum.

Lobster Thermador.
Asparagus with Stilton.
And Beaujolais wine.

Biscuits and gravy.
Scramble eggs with chives and ham.
And a hot mocha.

Qunt.