Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68232
Mom asked me if I
sent Grandma a birthday card.
She's been dead for years.

I told her of course.
A card and flowers as well.
And a large dildo.

Still no heart attack.
You can't say I didn't try.
Maybe I'll dose her.

Fifteen hundred "mics".
Possible it might cure her.
Fucking dementia.
Haiku #68232
Posted: October 5, 2020 8:51 am ET
Poet & location: What doesn't kill you, makes you smell stronger.