Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68248
The 2020 election should be handled by the way of a tickling contest. The first one to lose conciousness must step down. The other one must be castrated, blinded, and eardrums removed and a digital simulation of the winner will rule the people... I think at least one movie did that already. Well, maybe not the tickling bit. Okay, I'm out... time to go tickle some bits.
Haiku #68248
Posted: October 6, 2020 11:53 pm ET
Poet & location: Max Headroom for President! of Giving away my age.