Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68236
After the covid,
Trump's porno tape will be leaked.
You can watch him leak.

Five Russian hookers
Three tattooed Thai lady-boys
Twelve jars of mayo.
Haiku #68236
Posted: October 5, 2020 7:55 pm ET
Poet & location: I think it was Helman's. of Hold the pickle relish, thanks.