The presidential debates would be better handled as a booger picking contest based on size, color, texture, and how many nostril hairs are in there.
Best three out of five wins. Loser buys the other one a beer.
Haiku #68190, by the way, I'd really like it if one of you buys me a case of beer. Extra dark. German prefered. September 30, 2020 6:32 am ET
Come on out, you vigalante poets!
"You complete me," The Joker says to Batman.
"What would I do without you?!"
Haiku #68189, by Snuffleupagus goes to an Asian "massage" parlor. of They cook and eat him. Typical. September 29, 2020 10:23 pm ET
We get the debate
That we deserve: two old clowns
Out-shout each other.
Haiku #68188, by Babylon is Falling but Slowly September 29, 2020 10:16 pm ET
Where is ev'ryone?
Have you all died of covid?
Life will be empty.