Vaseline is cheap
And I got lots of
Spare time on my hands
by Pete Roleum of Under old willow
so in god we trust
but who is god? Well its me
yeah thats right fuck you
by Line of lines
The Grand Poohbah
Grabbing Mrs. Cunningham
Like a bowling ball
by All Seeing Eye of Milwaukee
Just think happy thoughts
Dream of a tasty sandwich
Tom Bosley's penis
by Never gonna give you up of Never gonna let you down
more and more covid
stay calm, breathe in and breathe out
but don't breathe virus
by ash
That MC5 rock
From Detroit Motor City
Was lame-ass pansy
by Kick Out The Germs of Ramalama Fa Fa Fa
Everybody up
Bad Haiku kick out the jams
You are the star now
by Polite Lizard of Thetis Lake
Dandelion Greens
A study in gluttony
Open House : my pants
by Walkin Funny of Undisclosed
The barking spider
of the golden electroplate
Oomph Loompa Guild
by Gut Feeling of It's an outsie.....really
Darth himself is smeared
All over the floor and wall:
our haiku shithouse.
by Orality of Fecality of Reality
A bright flowing stream,
Quiet grove of blissful shade:
All this means nothing...
by Sources of Denial
The floor is lava
Dude, fecal incontinence
is the volcano
by Greg, Peter and Bobby of Brady Bunch residence
trust me, i've felt like
ending my existence cause
i didn't want to clean
the floor anymore.
by vhs
Viral hysteria . . .
Globalist agenda fail:
because of haiku.
by George Soros' Mother-in-law of Gehenna
Just re-write the numbers.
That's how we will beat covid.
Trump's a great leader!
by dw
But I am not lost.
I'm right here in the fish bowl.
Care for some sushi?
by DW of Wasabi? Y or N? It's the latest cure for covid.
send me a dollar
in return you will receive
one haiku poem
by Saving Up of for weed
Ash and Whorrendous:
Two lost souls in a fishbowl...
Or haiku cesspool.
by Year after Year of Fink Ployd
i'm sick of covid
just like this lovely planet
is sick of humans
by ash of terra
You got that right, bud
Dust is mostly your dead skin
You are such a flake
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Today, my skin goes
Becomes dust as I walk away
Bye bitch, see you never
by Line of lines
Major Figpucker
Applies two layers of goose grease
Prepares for lift off
by Noticer of Details of NASA Phillipines Outpost
Just tell me one thing
Can a man get a boner
Up in Outer Space?
by Moon Unit of Moon
We'll fund the Space Force
with zero-g porno flicks.
Starring Mexicans.
by Build a wall around THIS! of dw
Space shuttle orgies.
You know it had to happen.
Where's the video?!
by vhs' garden gnome
Third world Tang flavors.
Obligatory orange.
Fucking sucralose.
by I remember when it was orange flavor, sugar, and citric acid.... now I can't pronounce the ingredients. of Cancer! Give it to me now!
Astronaut poon Tang.
Fish pudding popsicle sticks.
Bill Cosby enjoys.
by Mmmmm mmmm good! of dw memories
Shit on the front lawn
Madly hunching and circling
Now youâ
by F. Lee Koehler of Screened in porch
Hot demon semen
Do astronauts still drink Tang?
Alien DNA load
by Flappy of Village of Flagellum
i'm not a robot.
no really, but if i were
i'd still click that box
by scotch of there is no spoon; how will i stir my coffee?
dream sex with demons
and alien DNA?
she missed her calling
by scotch of untied states of rapid descent
I like to eat food
Sometimes it is delicious
Tom Bosley's penis
by Anonymous Poet
John Boy Walton's shaft
Exploding Hindenburg style
(Bedroom light goes out)
by John Boy Walton's Mole of Cheek
Oh my God! You people are so disgusting.
What the hell's a haiku?
This is stupid.
by Paris Hilton
Did the wood get warped
When Gepetto spent his load
On Pinnochio?
by Load Miser of Undisclosed
I like the Devil.
You know, the one from South Park.
The best character.
by dw
Does a dry cough mean
you hack up boogers, not phlegm?
Skunky cough boogers.
Oh wait, that's resin.
THC from a whore's lung.
Who wants to get high?
Snoop Dog's down for it.
How about you, vhs?
Relax! I'm joking!
Here's a beer for you.
Imported from Germany.
Pot's the Devil's work.
by dw
God hates all poets.
Especially bitter ones.
Go write a novel.
by Darth Whorrendous
That was no bitch slap.
That was merely a tickle.
Kind of like Elmo.
Elmo's kind of hot.
I'd tickle the shit out of
that sexy muppet.
But then afterwards
he might need his fur steam cleaned.
Would he still love me?
by DW of Covideo-19 yo with tramp stamp coughing viral pot smoke
Gasturbation Waltz
Steampunk Masquerade Gala
"Dancing" with myself
by L.L. Goya Bean of Undisclosed
Write down this number
429-6666
Casino Taxi
by Person on the go of Nova Scotia Meat Stealing Operation
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!
Give Brett's anus forty whacks
Hemorrhoid Pinata
by Royal Paine of In the ass
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!
Give Brett's anus forty whacks
Hemorrhoid Pinata
by Royal Paine of In the ass
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Late July bitchslap
You had it coming to you
You. Darth Figpucker.
by You know
How your ass does stink
When you rise up from your seat
At the bingo hall
by Hold your corn of And your breath
I have a large cunt.
No, really, it's enormous.
See this pineapple?
by now you don't
But it wasn't lost.
It was up in the bleachers
watching the whole game.
It speaks Portuguese.
And some Spanish and Chinese.
Sentient swollen veins.
It ate some popcorn,
two hotdogs and fresh peanuts.
Washed down with cold beer.
Excised hemorrhoid.
Devoid horrid hemorrhoid.
Enjoying its life.
by 1st basement of vhs' outhouse of What a view from down here.
