Ash and Whorrendous:
Two lost souls in a fishbowl...
Or haiku cesspool.
Haiku #67764, by Year after Year of Fink Ployd July 31, 2020 12:13 pm ET
i'm sick of covid
just like this lovely planet
is sick of humans
Haiku #67763, by ash of terra July 31, 2020 8:42 am ET
You got that right, bud
Dust is mostly your dead skin
You are such a flake
Haiku #67762, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed July 31, 2020 3:20 am ET
Today, my skin goes
Becomes dust as I walk away
Bye bitch, see you never
Haiku #67761, by Line of lines July 30, 2020 10:59 pm ET
Major Figpucker
Applies two layers of goose grease
Prepares for lift off
Haiku #67760, by Noticer of Details of NASA Phillipines Outpost July 29, 2020 9:26 pm ET
Just tell me one thing
Can a man get a boner
Up in Outer Space?
Haiku #67759, by Moon Unit of Moon July 29, 2020 9:21 pm ET
We'll fund the Space Force
with zero-g porno flicks.
Starring Mexicans.
Haiku #67758, by Build a wall around THIS! of dw July 29, 2020 9:20 pm ET
Space shuttle orgies.
You know it had to happen.
Where's the video?!
Haiku #67757, by vhs' garden gnome July 29, 2020 4:48 pm ET
Third world Tang flavors.
Obligatory orange.
Fucking sucralose.
Haiku #67756, by I remember when it was orange flavor, sugar, and citric acid.... now I can't pronounce the ingredients. of Cancer! Give it to me now! July 29, 2020 4:46 pm ET
Astronaut poon Tang.
Fish pudding popsicle sticks.
Bill Cosby enjoys.
Haiku #67755, by Mmmmm mmmm good! of dw memories July 29, 2020 4:43 pm ET
Shit on the front lawn
Madly hunching and circling
Now youâ
Haiku #67754, by F. Lee Koehler of Screened in porch July 29, 2020 3:17 pm ET
Hot demon semen
Do astronauts still drink Tang?
Alien DNA load
Haiku #67753, by Flappy of Village of Flagellum July 29, 2020 3:08 pm ET
i'm not a robot.
no really, but if i were
i'd still click that box
Haiku #67752, by scotch of there is no spoon; how will i stir my coffee? July 29, 2020 11:04 am ET
dream sex with demons
and alien DNA?
she missed her calling
Haiku #67751, by scotch of untied states of rapid descent July 29, 2020 11:01 am ET
I like to eat food
Sometimes it is delicious
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku #67750, by Anonymous Poet July 28, 2020 11:02 pm ET
John Boy Walton's shaft
Exploding Hindenburg style
(Bedroom light goes out)
Haiku #67749, by John Boy Walton's Mole of Cheek July 28, 2020 3:47 am ET
Oh my God! You people are so disgusting.
What the hell's a haiku?
This is stupid.
Haiku #67748, by Paris Hilton July 27, 2020 5:59 pm ET
Did the wood get warped
When Gepetto spent his load
On Pinnochio?
Haiku #67747, by Load Miser of Undisclosed July 27, 2020 5:28 pm ET
I like the Devil.
You know, the one from South Park.
The best character.
Haiku #67731, by Calculate the volume of your momma's fat ass. July 26, 2020 12:59 am ET
Soup of chicken cream.
Makes all of the chickens scream.
Chicken asshole ream.
Haiku #67730, by I'll have a side of toast and soft boiled hen cum, please. of And a small coffee and newspaper. July 26, 2020 12:56 am ET
take a walk with me
down Memory Lane today
George Brett's lost hemorrhoid
Haiku #67729, by 3rd Base of Starkitten's July 25, 2020 10:45 am ET
Cream of chicken soup
Makes me come when checkens poop
Then my wiener droop
Haiku #67728, by Tokey Smokey of Okie Dokie July 25, 2020 1:52 am ET
I had a strange dream.
Bloody pus came out my nose.
I'd guess a kilo.
More was on the way.
And it actually felt good.
But then I woke up.
I have a head cold.
Maybe it's covid-19.
I don't really care.
Haiku #67727, by DW of Name for an Aussie bike gang: The Bastard Mates July 23, 2020 10:29 pm ET
I'm not a Christian.
They don't eat balot in hell.
Satan has some taste.
Haiku #67726, by Praise God for that! of DW July 23, 2020 10:22 pm ET
Trump's a snatch snatcher.
Greedy, arrogant, and rude.
My God! He's like me!
Haiku #67725, by Grab that pussy! of DW -- Going to hell b/c I want to. Satan's not such a bad fellow once you get to know him. At least he's not Filipino! July 23, 2020 9:39 am ET
Soap is a nice thing
Washes away all the grime
Clean as a whistle
Haiku #67724, by Some whistles are actually quite dirty July 23, 2020 12:17 am ET
Trump is so evil.
He is totally evil.
Because he's orange.
Haiku #67723, by Neurotic Leftists Virtue-Signaling and Projecting of Still going to HELL for rejecting God in Christ July 22, 2020 11:48 pm ET
Y'all can suck haiku;
Suck it and then swallow it.
Cause yall is not WOKE
Haiku #67722, by Sleeping Late of Wokeville July 22, 2020 11:42 pm ET
No one else is here.
How long can I dominate.
King of the dung hill.
Haiku #67721, by DW of No one loves me. Boo hoo. How sad. July 22, 2020 9:39 pm ET
Fanny packs aren't cool?
Well, shit, when did this happen?
Did I miss something?
Haiku #67720, by DW of Let's play hacky sack and praise Satan. July 20, 2020 8:40 pm ET
Bubbles in your jizz?
Testicular fartitude.
Jet powered sperm cells.
Haiku #67719, by Darth Whorendous of maybe too much beer July 20, 2020 7:01 pm ET
White guys aren't so bad.
But orange colored snack products
should not hold office.
Oust the Cheeto-head.
He's the puppet of Chester.
Orange lives don't matter!