i'm sick of covid
just like this lovely planet
is sick of humans
by ash of terra
You got that right, bud
Dust is mostly your dead skin
You are such a flake
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Today, my skin goes
Becomes dust as I walk away
Bye bitch, see you never
by Line of lines
Major Figpucker
Applies two layers of goose grease
Prepares for lift off
by Noticer of Details of NASA Phillipines Outpost
Just tell me one thing
Can a man get a boner
Up in Outer Space?
by Moon Unit of Moon
We'll fund the Space Force
with zero-g porno flicks.
Starring Mexicans.
by Build a wall around THIS! of dw
Space shuttle orgies.
You know it had to happen.
Where's the video?!
by vhs' garden gnome
Third world Tang flavors.
Obligatory orange.
Fucking sucralose.
by I remember when it was orange flavor, sugar, and citric acid.... now I can't pronounce the ingredients. of Cancer! Give it to me now!
Astronaut poon Tang.
Fish pudding popsicle sticks.
Bill Cosby enjoys.
by Mmmmm mmmm good! of dw memories
Shit on the front lawn
Madly hunching and circling
Now youâ
by F. Lee Koehler of Screened in porch
Hot demon semen
Do astronauts still drink Tang?
Alien DNA load
by Flappy of Village of Flagellum
i'm not a robot.
no really, but if i were
i'd still click that box
by scotch of there is no spoon; how will i stir my coffee?
dream sex with demons
and alien DNA?
she missed her calling
by scotch of untied states of rapid descent
I like to eat food
Sometimes it is delicious
Tom Bosley's penis
by Anonymous Poet
John Boy Walton's shaft
Exploding Hindenburg style
(Bedroom light goes out)
by John Boy Walton's Mole of Cheek
Oh my God! You people are so disgusting.
What the hell's a haiku?
This is stupid.
by Paris Hilton
Did the wood get warped
When Gepetto spent his load
On Pinnochio?
by Load Miser of Undisclosed
I like the Devil.
You know, the one from South Park.
The best character.
by dw
Does a dry cough mean
you hack up boogers, not phlegm?
Skunky cough boogers.
Oh wait, that's resin.
THC from a whore's lung.
Who wants to get high?
Snoop Dog's down for it.
How about you, vhs?
Relax! I'm joking!
Here's a beer for you.
Imported from Germany.
Pot's the Devil's work.
by dw
God hates all poets.
Especially bitter ones.
Go write a novel.
by Darth Whorrendous
That was no bitch slap.
That was merely a tickle.
Kind of like Elmo.
Elmo's kind of hot.
I'd tickle the shit out of
that sexy muppet.
But then afterwards
he might need his fur steam cleaned.
Would he still love me?
by DW of Covideo-19 yo with tramp stamp coughing viral pot smoke
Gasturbation Waltz
Steampunk Masquerade Gala
"Dancing" with myself
by L.L. Goya Bean of Undisclosed
Write down this number
429-6666
Casino Taxi
by Person on the go of Nova Scotia Meat Stealing Operation
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!
Give Brett's anus forty whacks
Hemorrhoid Pinata
by Royal Paine of In the ass
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!
Give Brett's anus forty whacks
Hemorrhoid Pinata
by Royal Paine of In the ass
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
What did I just see?
That's not your belly button
But it's an outsie
by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
Late July bitchslap
You had it coming to you
You. Darth Figpucker.
by You know
How your ass does stink
When you rise up from your seat
At the bingo hall
by Hold your corn of And your breath
I have a large cunt.
No, really, it's enormous.
See this pineapple?
by now you don't
But it wasn't lost.
It was up in the bleachers
watching the whole game.
It speaks Portuguese.
And some Spanish and Chinese.
Sentient swollen veins.
It ate some popcorn,
two hotdogs and fresh peanuts.
Washed down with cold beer.
Excised hemorrhoid.
Devoid horrid hemorrhoid.
Enjoying its life.
by 1st basement of vhs' outhouse of What a view from down here.
Eggs aren't ellipsoids.
You know; ova, egg, oval.
Stupid calc teacher.
by Calculate the volume of your momma's fat ass.
Soup of chicken cream.
Makes all of the chickens scream.
Chicken asshole ream.
by I'll have a side of toast and soft boiled hen cum, please. of And a small coffee and newspaper.
take a walk with me
down Memory Lane today
George Brett's lost hemorrhoid
by 3rd Base of Starkitten's
Cream of chicken soup
Makes me come when checkens poop
Then my wiener droop
by Tokey Smokey of Okie Dokie
I had a strange dream.
Bloody pus came out my nose.
I'd guess a kilo.
More was on the way.
And it actually felt good.
But then I woke up.
I have a head cold.
Maybe it's covid-19.
I don't really care.
by DW of Name for an Aussie bike gang: The Bastard Mates
I'm not a Christian.
They don't eat balot in hell.
Satan has some taste.
by Praise God for that! of DW
Trump's a snatch snatcher.
Greedy, arrogant, and rude.
My God! He's like me!
by Grab that pussy! of DW -- Going to hell b/c I want to. Satan's not such a bad fellow once you get to know him. At least he's not Filipino!
Soap is a nice thing
Washes away all the grime
Clean as a whistle
by Some whistles are actually quite dirty
Trump is so evil.
He is totally evil.
Because he's orange.
by Neurotic Leftists Virtue-Signaling and Projecting of Still going to HELL for rejecting God in Christ
Y'all can suck haiku;
Suck it and then swallow it.
Cause yall is not WOKE
by Sleeping Late of Wokeville
No one else is here.
How long can I dominate.
King of the dung hill.
by DW of No one loves me. Boo hoo. How sad.
Fanny packs aren't cool?
Well, shit, when did this happen?
Did I miss something?
by DW of Let's play hacky sack and praise Satan.
Bubbles in your jizz?
Testicular fartitude.
Jet powered sperm cells.
by Darth Whorendous of maybe too much beer
White guys aren't so bad.
But orange colored snack products
should not hold office.
Oust the Cheeto-head.
He's the puppet of Chester.
Orange lives don't matter!
by DW
You mean Joe Biden?
Well, he's not president yet . . .
but yes, he's funny!
by Riotous Would-Be Leaders of the Free World
speaking of white guys
wisdom from that president
is always a riot
by ash
I won't bow down to
Your bombastic testicles
Arrogant and vile
by Nell Carter's sexy Gucci purse
Oh yes Alemprint.
You the haiku artiste now.
Thanks for blessing us.
by Alemprint Appreciation Society
