Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67756
Third world Tang flavors.
Obligatory orange.
Fucking sucralose.
Haiku #67756
Posted: July 29, 2020 4:46 pm ET
Poet & location: I remember when it was orange flavor, sugar, and citric acid.... now I can't pronounce the ingredients. of Cancer! Give it to me now!