Rode the bus today
Goofy passenger stood up
Farted and shat self
Haiku #65773, by Passenger of Waiting for another bus now September 4, 2019 4:09 pm ET
Magnify the smell and sound
Of any cut fart
Haiku #65772, by Silencio of Butt end September 4, 2019 3:57 pm ET
13 th Commandment
Thou shalt not deliver mail
To your neighbor's slot
Haiku #65771, by Postmaster of Gone Postal September 4, 2019 1:59 pm ET
We all have a chance
To write meaningful haiku
In ink, blood or spooj
Haiku #65770, by Poetry Robot of I wrote mine in grease September 4, 2019 1:56 pm ET
That's what Excel is for.
Ejaculate your creativity!
Right into your neighbor's mail slot.
Tell the police it's the ink with which your write fine poetry. Offer to write them a poem to give to their wives or girlfriends. Tell them it's the Divine Word of God. Enjoy your vacation.
Haiku #65769, by Donald Trump's 2nd Favorite Hairpiece. of That's Hairpiece, not Herpes. September 4, 2019 1:06 pm ET
I only did #65756 to #65762.
Oh, shit that was more than five syllables.
Eat my man cunt!