We all have a chance
To write meaningful haiku
In ink, blood or spooj
Haiku #65770, by Poetry Robot of I wrote mine in grease September 4, 2019 1:56 pm ET
That's what Excel is for.
Ejaculate your creativity!
Right into your neighbor's mail slot.
Tell the police it's the ink with which your write fine poetry. Offer to write them a poem to give to their wives or girlfriends. Tell them it's the Divine Word of God. Enjoy your vacation.
Haiku #65769, by Donald Trump's 2nd Favorite Hairpiece. of That's Hairpiece, not Herpes. September 4, 2019 1:06 pm ET
I only did #65756 to #65762.
Oh, shit that was more than five syllables.
Eat my man cunt!