Bad haiku dot com.
Mirrors facing each other.
No one else can see.
by And that's a good thing!
Your poems are bad.
When I read them I get sad.
And that makes me mad.
by
Rinky-dink dink stink.
Think pink wink ink blink sink skink.
Brink link mink rat-fink.
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Enormous toaster
Each slot contains a human
Breakfast at God's place
by Yummly
ET's shriveled dink
Bicycle seat still moist
Up up and away
by Douchebag of Under old willow
What's the nastiest
thing you have put in your mouth?
Cooked pig testicles?
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Jar Jar Binks' asshole.
Google image search for it.
Jacked off seven times.
by Jello Pudding Pops of Roofie flavored.
After anal sex
Cuntfart farted a fetus.
It tried to eat us.
Figpucker cooked it.
Then fucked and sucked and ate it.
Pics are on Facebook.
by You nasty fuckers, you.
Wait, those aren't poets!
They're just globs of cancer meat.
Whew! What a close one!
Cancer writes haiku.
Literary scholars swoon.
Best poem award.
Cryogenic sperm
Left on table Arby's.
Used for Horsey Sauce.
And wouldn't you know,
now the roast beef is pregnant.
Looks just like a cunt.
by Well, your mom's anyway.
Caddyshack beaver
Maybe it was a groundhog
Well, Darth would fuck it
by Gopher of Nineteenth green
Vaginal pus sacs
release mold spores in the air.
Be still; breathe deeply.
Your lung becomes cunt.
Vomit conjoined headless twins.
Figpucker / Cuntfart.
Consequences of
sucking cock at library.
Booze & haikus ooze.
Impregnated lung
births deformed haiku poets
into the toilet.
by Flush of Oh no, it's clogged!
Chicom's rule China
Enslave billions of people
Now they want the world
Hongkies can see it
They do not want to be slaves
Fight like the devil
But sad- they will lose!
Hunted down and killed
By Communist thugs..
by Baton Urgern Von Sternberg of Mongolia
Fart decibel limit
Maximum pubic hair growth
I don't follow rules
by Rule Breaker
Unrest in Hong Kong
started by one bad Haiku.
See how trouble grows
by Gang of Four-Star Restaurant
Those who won't submit
to syllabic rule of verse
shall face the armed State
by Law of Order
The sky god is also named Zhang!
Why does he make life hard for me!?
If it doesn't rain in three days
I'll demolish your GD temple!
Then I'll have cannons blast your mom!
by Zhang Zong Chang of Western Paradise
T: "Why on earth would you call me a pig-fucker, Phillip?"
P: "Well, let's see... first of all, you fuck pigs."
T: "... Oh yeah."
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Is that Jimmy Dean?
Spicy sausage breakfast dink.
A rinky-dink dink.
Minuscule morsel.
Ghost pepper lubrication.
Has it shriveled up?
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Bipedal bovoid
Is knocking on your front door
Selling thesauri
by Fesh of Glom
Point your pretty hooves
To the ceiling and don't stop
Dancing until it
by Fesh of Glom
Giant ear of corn
Just tapping on your window
Until 3 AM
by Fesh of Glom
When you download pork
And you have too much to do
Pigfuckeration
by Sausage dink of Under old willow
When you download porn
and have too much work to do:
Promasturnation.
by df
Nacho cheese in cans.
You too can be immortal.
Infinite shelf life.
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Fifty gallon drum
I wonder what is inside
Why is it leaking?
by Trudging along of Undisclosed
Axe zip ties bleach saw
Duct tape hammer shovel knife
Rope face mask ear plugs
by Undisclosed of Undisclosed
Only 3 per cent
Of birds still have penises
Emus have big dinks
by Walkin Funny of Bird watching
Tiny bird schmekle
Descended from dinosaurs
Can't fly with big dinks
by God is sensible of And so awesome.
Gun gun gun gun gun
Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
Death death death death dearh
by Second amendment retard
Worse than ceiling cat
Spied on by my headless twin
No damn privacy
by Other twin of With fully formed head
When you kiss a frog
A handsome Prince will appear
Who wants to go first?
by Tad Pole of Frog Pond
Private Property
No Trespassing. KEEP OUT
No Soliciting
by This means You
Deboning the trout
Both hands tied behind your back
Are you an otter?
by Trudging along of Figpucker Island
Hairy frog and I
But wait, it isn't a frog
My penis has warts
by Riddip of Lily pad
I'm the headless twin!
Did you just ASSUME my head?!
That's so UN-PC!
by df
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!
by Fom of Gesh
Somehow I picture
Marilyn Manson smoking
the Royal Feces.
by df
I read it somewhere
That Queen Elizabeth's poop
Has to be burned up
by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
I AM A BANANA
by Fesh of Glom
Rat a tat tat peck
Peck peck rat a tat tat
Shut up woodpecker!
by Ann Noyed
Hey Darth Figpucker
Does your conjoined headless twin
Write these bad poems?
by Poet of Know it
Grandpa got confused
When he went to milk the cows
He jerked off instead
by Don't drink the milk of It's spoiled
They just start out raw
Cooking brings out the flavor
Stop jerking off please!
by Chef of Miami Spooj
With so much bad food
there's no choice but eat people.
Either that or rats.
by Now that I think about it, the rats are cleaner.
If they are STEWING,
how on earth can they be RAW?
... Shit, now I'm hungry.
by Guess no diet today, damnitall.
Echolocation
We have tracked your flatulence
You're bat shit crazy!
by Fart Knower of In the vicinity
Raw human beings
Stewing in their own juices
Figpucker Island
by Chamber of Commerce of Figpucker Island
Barbershop quartet
Four fart flatus harmony
Not a mass shooting
by Gassy Jack of Loading up on beans
Halfway through the sand
Why did they bury me here?
The sun is sinking
by A. Bandoned of With a submerged boner
Hospitality
Found between the open legs
Of a gorilla
by Gorilla fancier of In the mist
