Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65748
Vaginal pus sacs
release mold spores in the air.
Be still; breathe deeply.

Your lung becomes cunt.
Vomit conjoined headless twins.
Figpucker / Cuntfart.

Consequences of
sucking cock at library.
Booze & haikus ooze.

Impregnated lung
births deformed haiku poets
into the toilet.
Haiku #65748
Posted: September 3, 2019 9:17 pm ET
Poet & location: Flush of Oh no, it's clogged!