BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
318 Days
and
68162 Haikus
later...
move on from the plat
form that mocks thy content and
let then speak to void
Haiku #61886, by vhs
January 30, 2019 3:31 am ET

And for no reason
People just started hugging
All over the world
Haiku #61885, by This gave me a boner
January 30, 2019 1:27 am ET

I've said it before
You know I'll say it again
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt!
Haiku #61884, by Red Snapper of Fish Market
January 30, 2019 12:41 am ET

Remember the time
You took the axe from your trunk
Fun in the graveyard
Haiku #61883, by French Kissers of Graveyard
January 30, 2019 12:38 am ET

Eagles hate the man
He emulates seagull style
Falls flat on his face
Haiku #61882, by Lunchmeat president of Garbage chute
January 29, 2019 11:21 pm ET

if iran is so far
away, and it could not get
away, oh wrong lyrics!
Haiku #61881, by bloody flock of seagulls it was i swear! of deink vhs
January 29, 2019 10:37 pm ET

Meow and meow
Will anyone hear me now
Lost up in this tree?
Haiku #61880, by Starkitten of Treetops
January 29, 2019 10:02 pm ET

Don't mind if I do
One person with junk of two
Give myself a screw
Haiku #61879, by Conjoined headless something or other of Freak Show
January 29, 2019 6:59 pm ET

Intersectional
Cisgender-based buzz
Pure incoherence
Haiku #61878, by Ha Ha of Only 2 Genders
January 29, 2019 5:26 pm ET

Starkitten! Descend.
Come down off of that tree branch.
You are way too high.
Haiku #61877, by Ladder of Local Fire Dept.
January 29, 2019 2:18 pm ET

Intoxicating
Fizzy Haiku Elixir
Don
Haiku #61876, by High AF starkitten of Cloud 5-7-5
January 29, 2019 1:47 pm ET

Haiku will save us.
Haiku will defeat evil.
Count syllables. Yup.
Haiku #61875, by Triumphal Entry into the Immortal Halls of Glory upon Parnassus' Holy Peak
January 29, 2019 8:06 am ET

Let the poems flow
Something for everyone here
Don't give up on it
Haiku #61874, by Anonymous Poet
January 28, 2019 11:18 pm ET

The only reason
Haiku has been ridiculed
It's ridiculous
Haiku #61873, by Poem in my bum
January 28, 2019 11:16 pm ET

This wrinkly flesh rod
The patent holder is God
The Holy Boomstick
Haiku #61872, by Triskelion (yawn) of 3 legged race
January 28, 2019 10:20 pm ET

Dude. Whip that thing out
In five-seven-five haiku.
That's IT? What a joke.
Haiku #61871, by Flash of Inspiration
January 28, 2019 6:52 pm ET

Measure for measure
It's a national treasure
Designed for Pleasure
Haiku #61870, by Anonymous Poet
January 28, 2019 6:13 pm ET

I pity da fool
Who thinks he's got a big tool
Mine is the longest
Haiku #61869, by Anonymous Poet
January 28, 2019 6:12 pm ET

To never get past
membranes, glands, body fluids...
Pity that poet!
Haiku #61868, by Poet of Show It
January 28, 2019 5:52 pm ET

I dream of Jeanie
Now then, Did she menstruate?
Or Blink it away?
Haiku #61867, by Viewer of In front of screen
January 28, 2019 5:14 pm ET

Mona Lisa smile
Barbara Walters lisping smile
Smile Vertically
Haiku #61866, by Guy Smiley
January 28, 2019 5:11 pm ET

Whatever you want
I guarantee you it's here
On this fine website
Haiku #61865, by Fan
January 28, 2019 5:09 pm ET

That Mona Walter
and Ayaan Hirsi Ali:
women for our age.

https://tinyurl.com/yd43zl24

https://tinyurl.com/ybrqeax9
Haiku #61864, by Galab Wanaagsan of Kushitic Punt
January 28, 2019 2:09 pm ET

Walk into the gloom
Yes, it's all waiting for you
You will blend right in
Haiku #61863, by Gray Person
January 28, 2019 3:39 am ET

Ghosts are a problem
Like when they sit behind you
Making pottery
Haiku #61862, by Demi
January 28, 2019 3:35 am ET

of course i do, who?
i used to chew, tobacco
now i dont do that
Haiku #61861, by vhs
January 27, 2019 10:28 pm ET

The Pope had to poop
Squishing would not work this time
Too late, shit his gown
Haiku #61860, by Shatagain City
January 27, 2019 10:08 pm ET

Praying at the moon
Christian Werewolf here to serve
And play the oldies
Haiku #61859, by Bee Bop a loo ba
January 27, 2019 9:44 pm ET


Seems like you finally
Got that five-seven-five thing
down consistently
Haiku #61858, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2019 7:35 pm ET

someone directed
inspirational christian
stuff to my twitter!!!
Haiku #61857, by vhs of not an inspirational Christian
January 27, 2019 7:11 pm ET

the folks who post here
or on twitter, i do we
don't know each other

well someone does but...
other than that...
Haiku #61856, by vhs
January 27, 2019 6:46 pm ET

yes i did go through
that incarnation here and
I'm still mouthy toots
Haiku #61855, by vhs
January 27, 2019 6:42 pm ET

Q for VHS:
are you the one named Moxie
from way back Haiku?
Haiku #61854, by Mainely of Maine
January 27, 2019 6:40 pm ET

There is Lord of Lords,
there is also Lourdes of Lourdes.
Darth is lewd of lewds.
Haiku #61853, by Lard of Lards
January 27, 2019 6:36 pm ET

Fauntleroy! That's rich.
I call my son Fauntleroy
When I'm trolling him.
Haiku #61852, by Fauntlressa of Distressa
January 27, 2019 6:33 pm ET

Lordy oh Lordy
more like a pun haiku then
doth praiseth the Lord--e...
Haiku #61851, by vhs
January 27, 2019 6:32 pm ET

The Lord of the Dance?
Or Little Lord Fauntleroy?
Or Lord of the Rings?
Haiku #61850, by Lourdes of Lourdes
January 27, 2019 6:26 pm ET

well it is a post
as a break in the music
for more haikuing
Haiku #61849, by vhs
January 27, 2019 6:22 pm ET

Haiku wake-up call!
Who is on the Lord's side, huh?
YOU? Or your mother...
Haiku #61848, by Mama knows best of course
January 27, 2019 4:55 pm ET

V.H.S. that's nice
But pasting a URL
is not real haiku.
Haiku #61847, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2019 4:50 pm ET

https://nypost.com/2018/08/03/how-liberals-turned-against-free-speech/
Haiku #61846, by vhs
January 27, 2019 3:22 pm ET

Brian Wilson's aunt
My cousin was working there
Oops sorry typo
Haiku #61845, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2019 1:06 pm ET

Brian Wilson's WHAT?
Your head is in a bad place.
Really, you need help.
Haiku #61844, by Help of Haiku Hell
January 27, 2019 12:55 pm ET

Brian Wilson's taint
Just ordered a large pizza
From Little Caesar's
Haiku #61843, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2019 2:36 am ET

Gnarly Tsunami
My reefer got soaking wet
And my penis shriveled
Haiku #61842, by Little Surfer
January 27, 2019 2:31 am ET

Is a penis
Haiku #61841, by Anonymous Poet
January 26, 2019 11:28 pm ET

It
Haiku #61840, by Peppermint Poontang
January 26, 2019 11:28 pm ET

Old soda machine
Only has lemonade drinks
Gah! It
Haiku #61839, by I want my money back
January 26, 2019 11:27 pm ET

Lick your inner wrists
Now hold them in the air
Kangaroo A/C
Haiku #61838, by Kangaroo of Australia
January 26, 2019 9:29 pm ET

high humidity
another stinking hot day
enough already
Haiku #61837, by ash
January 26, 2019 9:23 pm ET