Fuck you if I'll eat
hard boiled duck embryos.
Not for stinky farts.
Pomelo fruit's best
for stinky farts like a skunk.
Durian, less so.
When I see balut.
It's aborted Daffy Duck.
I just can't do that.
Haiku #60967, by DARTH FIGPUCKER November 15, 2018 11:31 pm ET
Familiar Tortoise
Face kinda looks like Crowley
Oh yeah, Barbara Bush!
Look, there's another
Parachuting down to earth
Cue: "Let's get it on ..."
Haiku #60966, by Zoo goer of Zoo November 15, 2018 11:30 pm ET
Stealthy dragonfly.
Lands softly on the tortoise.
Foghat's "Slow Ride" plays.
Haiku #60965, by the hair of the dog November 15, 2018 11:23 pm ET
My name was Cegno
They confiscated my smokes
Kept me in small room
Interrogation
I answered all their questions
And they let me go
Haiku #60964, by Cegno November 15, 2018 11:18 pm ET
Such redundancy;
Haiku does the red dunce-dance:
Excremental health.
Haiku #60963, by Execration of Excremeditation November 15, 2018 11:04 pm ET
That Darth Figpucker
Somewhere eating balut eggs
And Durian farts
Haiku #60962, by Anonymous Poet November 15, 2018 4:24 pm ET
Attention: Poets!
Was I just reading James Joyce?
Or was that Joyce James
Haiku #60961, by Ellen Jamesian of Blow Job November 15, 2018 4:18 pm ET
Don't listen to her
My sister has been on my street since I got a sister to the sister who was a sister sister who has a sister who is my woman woman I have a sister who is my woman woman I have a sister who is my woman woman I have a lot of work on the way she is and I have a lot to do and I am a sister sister and I have been able for the best way she said that I have a lot to say
Haiku #60960, by Her sister November 15, 2018 12:05 am ET
My sister was on her way she was like a woman and I am a woman who has a lot to say to the people that I have been told not yet I have to say I have been the same as a person and I'm a good person to say that the person I was a person to say I have a lot to do and not do anything for a person that is a woman who is not the woman that person who has a lot to do is just not a person that is a person and I have to be the woman that has a lot of things to say about her
Haiku #60959, by Person of With a lot to say November 14, 2018 11:54 pm ET
I don't have much to
do with this place anymore
I feel like a lot
of what I have done
on line has brought a side of
myself out that makes
me want to delete the whole thing
Haiku #60958, by vhs November 14, 2018 10:04 pm ET
Politics - nothing
to do with being polite,
but a parasite.
Poly, Greek for many.
Ticks, blood sucking parasites.
Therefore politics.