Speed Trap. Sirens. car chase..Cops
Here's your shit tickets
Haiku #60602, by C. U. N. Court. Skiitten of Cuntfart Cuntfart and cunt attorneys at law October 30, 2018 12:05 pm ET
Sodom and Gomorrah.
Sodomy and gonorrhea.
Saddam's gone, or is he?
Haiku #60601, by DARTH FIGPUCKER October 30, 2018 12:04 pm ET
Farther = farting father = gaseous priest = methane monk = Friar Flatus = flatulent patriarch.
Fartherer = one who goes the extra mile to let his kids know that he is the master of farts in THIS house!
Haiku #60600, by df of course -- who else?! October 30, 2018 9:44 am ET
Having sex with stellar objects.
One extra syllable.
In all three lines.
So this has one less than.
It's fuck a black hole.
And I bet that you would too.
Don't be a racist.
Haiku #60599, by Farther = Farting Father October 30, 2018 9:38 am ET
Not bestial. Just best...
Haiku #60598, by lon Ba by lon Ba by lon Ba of Sodom and Gomorrah LLC October 30, 2018 7:08 am ET