Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60640
The parents were pissed.
My candy bowl had a hole.
Through it I poked, well...

You know.
Haiku #60640
Posted: October 31, 2018 8:02 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER of I did not drop those shat in undies. I put them there purposely.