Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60635
I cannot decide
how many children I'll eat
this fine Halloween.

Teeee Heeee heeee bwah ha
hooo hee hoo mwahhhhhh ha ha ho
heee *snort* *cackle* *fart*.
Haiku #60635
Posted: October 31, 2018 5:51 pm ET
Poet & location: Cuntfart Cunt's twin sister.