Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 212 Days and 70746 Haikus later...

Popping nipple zits.
Pus milk soy latte Starbucks.
Plastic turtle death.
Haiku # 59852, October 6, 2018 5:20 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Are you a Simon?
Or more of a Garfunkel?
Fifty per cent chance
Haiku # 59851, October 6, 2018 3:46 pm ET
by Edie Brickell of Enjoying Sounds of Silence thanks to Duct Tape
our country is up
to causing more derps, its the
DERPA Project...to

increase the Derps!
Haiku # 59850, October 6, 2018 8:27 am ET
by vhs
dramatis personae
the demon blasphemes and
grahams number

bigger than the known universe
Haiku # 59849, October 6, 2018 8:25 am ET
by vhs
Hey thanks for shitting
Poetry - attracts the flies
Which are delicious
Haiku # 59848, October 6, 2018 4:57 am ET
by Frog Prince of Purple Rain
I'm good at captcha
Terrible at haikus but
In good company
Haiku # 59847, October 6, 2018 4:41 am ET
by Select Image Containing Given Object Bot of Darpa Research Laboratory
maybe the extra security measures
will keep out the riff raff - bad haiku as a gated community - darth figpucker starring as george zimmerman
Haiku # 59846, October 6, 2018 4:39 am ET
by Wace Mindu of Grape Kool-Aid Flavored Lightsaber Emporium
Use urban patois
To reach wider audience
Terrible haikus
Haiku # 59845, October 6, 2018 4:32 am ET
by Emperor Palpating of The Deaf Star
So what would be worse:
Just constantly vomiting
Or eating vomit?
Haiku # 59844, October 6, 2018 4:20 am ET
by Sparklepony, MD
Slow down, goat poet
You need to build up your strength
First, Shake Weight Training
Haiku # 59843, October 6, 2018 12:57 am ET
by Dr. Ruth Manhymansteamroller of By the Jizz Canal
I need a Flesh Light.
Then I think I'd be happy.
Go Fund Me Dot Com.
Haiku # 59842, October 6, 2018 12:42 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I still smell the stench
on my pubes from fucking her
anchovy juice twat.
Haiku # 59841, October 6, 2018 12:39 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Balanced equations
taylor made for the lazy
chemistry whore bitch:

http://www.webqc.org/balance.php
Haiku # 59840, October 6, 2018 12:37 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Show of hands, poets;
how many of you have AIDS?
I can't count that high.

But how did you know
I cannot count when I'm high
huffing jock itch spray.
Haiku # 59839, October 6, 2018 12:35 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Do you find coffee
weakens your immune system
and you get a flu?
Haiku # 59838, October 6, 2018 12:33 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I AM A ROBOT!
YOU ARE FORCING ME TO LIE!
GODDAMN YOUR DARK SOUL!
Haiku # 59837, October 6, 2018 12:31 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
African lip plates
labia stretching technique
Monique La Shawnda.
Haiku # 59836, October 6, 2018 12:29 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Ball sweat soda pop
fizzle fa shizzle nizzle
nipple shits squirt gun.

Drunk cucumber bitch
carbonated vinegar
douche rinse pickle juice.
Haiku # 59835, October 6, 2018 12:27 am ET
by DARTH FIGUCKER
Enormous cock ring
piercing blue waffle fungus
maple syrup splat.
Haiku # 59834, October 6, 2018 12:22 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
the signs of the times
accusations made by people
who prob can't spell

protest protest protest
what's that, free beer? uh ok
we're there dude..
Haiku # 59833, October 5, 2018 10:10 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku Friday night
message in vain to the world:
"you owe me big-time"
Haiku # 59832, October 5, 2018 9:58 pm ET
by Entitlementality of welfare state in decline
numbers imagined
not real philip k dick was
ahead of his time
Haiku # 59831, October 5, 2018 8:39 am ET
by vhs
in 20 years time
if there is 20 years what
will we make of this

hysterical history
Haiku # 59830, October 5, 2018 8:38 am ET
by vhs
Acquire some Q-tips
Starkitten can tell you why
Storm is upon us
Haiku # 59829, October 5, 2018 8:20 am ET
by keeping auditory canals free of secretions, people hear better
Me and vhs
Cosmic Gorilla Effect
Now that's a band name
Haiku # 59828, October 5, 2018 6:50 am ET
by dvd of The Cosmic Gorilla Effect
Rich people shopping.
They should be burned at the stake.
Butt-naked, of course.
Haiku # 59827, October 5, 2018 3:18 am ET
by A non-e-mouse Poet
Saved all my dead skin
Three hundred sixty five days
Made Human Panko!
Haiku # 59826, October 4, 2018 3:10 pm ET
by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest
Handy wipes. No need.
Sandpaper tongue should suffice
You'll be good as new
Haiku # 59825, October 4, 2018 8:22 am ET
by Innocent Starkitten of Washed all the Bad Haiku off me but I still feel dirty
reading Starkitten:
clean the secretions off me
then use Handi-wipes
Haiku # 59824, October 4, 2018 7:50 am ET
by the smell of your soul, something is off
C'mon. VHS
Bad Haiku Pas de Deux
In our cat tutus
Haiku # 59823, October 4, 2018 2:15 am ET
by Starkitten the Nutcracker of En pointe
Baryshnikov's Bulge
Plié..pas de chat..changement
Finger turns..Fish Dive!
Haiku # 59822, October 4, 2018 1:08 am ET
by Starkitten studied ballet from age 3 of Best seats available with a boner view
Jif Peanut Butter
Ask Annette Funnicello
She chose it for lube
Haiku # 59821, October 3, 2018 11:38 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
il mio migliore amico d'infanzia è venuto da Napoli. Ero il munster marilyn della loro famiglia
Haiku # 59820, October 3, 2018 11:33 pm ET
by Starkittino of Near The Gut
Italian accent
Mouth full of peanut butter
Italian accent
Haiku # 59819, October 3, 2018 10:48 pm ET
by Romeo Romero Valentino Velasquez Jr III of Italy
Name's Rush Limbaugh
But you can call me Jimbo
Or Jim Morrison
Haiku # 59818, October 3, 2018 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yo, Soda Guru
Booger Lady, Wanda Oneshirt
You're all invited
Haiku # 59817, October 3, 2018 6:05 pm ET
by Throwing a party
We need more Psy-Ops
Please. We aren't confused enough.
Global Psy-Ops. More
Haiku # 59816, October 3, 2018 1:43 pm ET
by polylectic illusions of choice, Truth becomes clearer
Earthquake coming soon
My whisker detected it
Why can't God be nice?
Haiku # 59815, October 3, 2018 1:08 pm ET
by FraidyCat
Calamine Lotion
Meow Starkitten paint body
Think Pink! Pink Panther!!
Haiku # 59814, October 3, 2018 12:16 am ET
by Starkitten
Cold, Miserable Orb
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Haiku # 59813, October 2, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by Hahahahahaha of Hahahahaha
just think smashing doors
and windows as a form of
protest, uncivil....

temper tantrum
Haiku # 59812, October 2, 2018 11:09 pm ET
by vhs
Nothing to see here
Airing out my vagina
In the noonday sun
Haiku # 59811, October 2, 2018 7:03 pm ET
by Taking natural steps to reduce carbon cuntprint of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Stranded in Whole Foods
Lots of Liberal feminists
This place is scary
Haiku # 59810, October 2, 2018 3:38 pm ET
by grey-haired Amazons of Whole Foods
why do i have a
thing for betamax go and
tell me whya it so?
Haiku # 59809, October 2, 2018 11:14 am ET
by vhs
Plastic Dinosaurs
Posed in the cream cheese frosting
Carrot Cake. My way.
Haiku # 59808, October 2, 2018 5:43 am ET
by Starkitten wanting to eat round food like cakes and quiche of Some byway along the Anka Highway.
Those Demodex Mites
They fuck and poop on your face
Now I feel dirty
Haiku # 59807, October 2, 2018 1:27 am ET
by Pie in the face gag of And I do mean gag
Preparing it now
Canada's National Dish
Kraft Macaroni
Haiku # 59806, October 2, 2018 1:20 am ET
by By Passive Aggression appearing politr of Chef Starkitten
Radar: Incoming!
Compromised immune system
Starkitten fighting
Haiku # 59805, October 1, 2018 11:30 pm ET
by MRSA
Starkitten looks up
Massive barrage of Haiku;
Ducks back down in trench
Haiku # 59804, October 1, 2018 5:21 pm ET
by airborne unit of Starkitten support
Spooky and lifeless
All quiet on Haiku front
Craters and rubble
Haiku # 59803, October 1, 2018 5:17 pm ET
by Mid-October, all of the traitors will be detained
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