Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59835
Ball sweat soda pop
fizzle fa shizzle nizzle
nipple shits squirt gun.

Drunk cucumber bitch
carbonated vinegar
douche rinse pickle juice.
Haiku #59835
Posted: October 6, 2018 12:27 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGUCKER