Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 254 Days and 71038 Haikus later...

Enormous cock ring
piercing blue waffle fungus
maple syrup splat.
Haiku # 59834, October 6, 2018 12:22 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
the signs of the times
accusations made by people
who prob can't spell

protest protest protest
what's that, free beer? uh ok
we're there dude..
Haiku # 59833, October 5, 2018 10:10 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku Friday night
message in vain to the world:
"you owe me big-time"
Haiku # 59832, October 5, 2018 9:58 pm ET
by Entitlementality of welfare state in decline
numbers imagined
not real philip k dick was
ahead of his time
Haiku # 59831, October 5, 2018 8:39 am ET
by vhs
in 20 years time
if there is 20 years what
will we make of this

hysterical history
Haiku # 59830, October 5, 2018 8:38 am ET
by vhs
Acquire some Q-tips
Starkitten can tell you why
Storm is upon us
Haiku # 59829, October 5, 2018 8:20 am ET
by keeping auditory canals free of secretions, people hear better
Me and vhs
Cosmic Gorilla Effect
Now that's a band name
Haiku # 59828, October 5, 2018 6:50 am ET
by dvd of The Cosmic Gorilla Effect
Rich people shopping.
They should be burned at the stake.
Butt-naked, of course.
Haiku # 59827, October 5, 2018 3:18 am ET
by A non-e-mouse Poet
Saved all my dead skin
Three hundred sixty five days
Made Human Panko!
Haiku # 59826, October 4, 2018 3:10 pm ET
by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest
Handy wipes. No need.
Sandpaper tongue should suffice
You'll be good as new
Haiku # 59825, October 4, 2018 8:22 am ET
by Innocent Starkitten of Washed all the Bad Haiku off me but I still feel dirty
reading Starkitten:
clean the secretions off me
then use Handi-wipes
Haiku # 59824, October 4, 2018 7:50 am ET
by the smell of your soul, something is off
C'mon. VHS
Bad Haiku Pas de Deux
In our cat tutus
Haiku # 59823, October 4, 2018 2:15 am ET
by Starkitten the Nutcracker of En pointe
Baryshnikov's Bulge
Plié..pas de chat..changement
Finger turns..Fish Dive!
Haiku # 59822, October 4, 2018 1:08 am ET
by Starkitten studied ballet from age 3 of Best seats available with a boner view
Jif Peanut Butter
Ask Annette Funnicello
She chose it for lube
Haiku # 59821, October 3, 2018 11:38 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
il mio migliore amico d'infanzia è venuto da Napoli. Ero il munster marilyn della loro famiglia
Haiku # 59820, October 3, 2018 11:33 pm ET
by Starkittino of Near The Gut
Italian accent
Mouth full of peanut butter
Italian accent
Haiku # 59819, October 3, 2018 10:48 pm ET
by Romeo Romero Valentino Velasquez Jr III of Italy
Name's Rush Limbaugh
But you can call me Jimbo
Or Jim Morrison
Haiku # 59818, October 3, 2018 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yo, Soda Guru
Booger Lady, Wanda Oneshirt
You're all invited
Haiku # 59817, October 3, 2018 6:05 pm ET
by Throwing a party
We need more Psy-Ops
Please. We aren't confused enough.
Global Psy-Ops. More
Haiku # 59816, October 3, 2018 1:43 pm ET
by polylectic illusions of choice, Truth becomes clearer
Earthquake coming soon
My whisker detected it
Why can't God be nice?
Haiku # 59815, October 3, 2018 1:08 pm ET
by FraidyCat
Calamine Lotion
Meow Starkitten paint body
Think Pink! Pink Panther!!
Haiku # 59814, October 3, 2018 12:16 am ET
by Starkitten
Cold, Miserable Orb
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Haiku # 59813, October 2, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by Hahahahahaha of Hahahahaha
just think smashing doors
and windows as a form of
protest, uncivil....

temper tantrum
Haiku # 59812, October 2, 2018 11:09 pm ET
by vhs
Nothing to see here
Airing out my vagina
In the noonday sun
Haiku # 59811, October 2, 2018 7:03 pm ET
by Taking natural steps to reduce carbon cuntprint of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Stranded in Whole Foods
Lots of Liberal feminists
This place is scary
Haiku # 59810, October 2, 2018 3:38 pm ET
by grey-haired Amazons of Whole Foods
why do i have a
thing for betamax go and
tell me whya it so?
Haiku # 59809, October 2, 2018 11:14 am ET
by vhs
Plastic Dinosaurs
Posed in the cream cheese frosting
Carrot Cake. My way.
Haiku # 59808, October 2, 2018 5:43 am ET
by Starkitten wanting to eat round food like cakes and quiche of Some byway along the Anka Highway.
Those Demodex Mites
They fuck and poop on your face
Now I feel dirty
Haiku # 59807, October 2, 2018 1:27 am ET
by Pie in the face gag of And I do mean gag
Preparing it now
Canada's National Dish
Kraft Macaroni
Haiku # 59806, October 2, 2018 1:20 am ET
by By Passive Aggression appearing politr of Chef Starkitten
Radar: Incoming!
Compromised immune system
Starkitten fighting
Haiku # 59805, October 1, 2018 11:30 pm ET
by MRSA
Starkitten looks up
Massive barrage of Haiku;
Ducks back down in trench
Haiku # 59804, October 1, 2018 5:21 pm ET
by airborne unit of Starkitten support
Spooky and lifeless
All quiet on Haiku front
Craters and rubble
Haiku # 59803, October 1, 2018 5:17 pm ET
by Mid-October, all of the traitors will be detained
I don't give a F#@K
at all what Snopes has to say.
They're irrelevant
Haiku # 59802, October 1, 2018 8:57 am ET
by Snope this
what happened? all i
know is things are quieter
and now im concerned
Haiku # 59801, October 1, 2018 8:31 am ET
by vhs of i hope kitten is ok
Room 575
Bad Haiku Infirmary
Patient: Starkitten
Haiku # 59800, October 1, 2018 12:08 am ET
by Praying to Ashvins for healing
system rolls out and
likes to shut down and give me
a bit of a hard time mate
Haiku # 59799, September 30, 2018 5:43 pm ET
by vhs of i need to eat more vegemite
something about no
excuses, do not quit dang
all on a t shirt!
Haiku # 59798, September 30, 2018 11:13 am ET
by vhs of motivational!
shine on you crazy diamond
Haiku # 59797, September 30, 2018 10:15 am ET
by vhs
Friend of Starkitten
Wow you like early Pink Floyd
Lucifer Sam yes
Haiku # 59796, September 30, 2018 7:46 am ET
by posting bad haiku you become frenemy of humanity
Reincarnation
Happy housecat Syd Barrett
Always by my side
Haiku # 59795, September 30, 2018 3:26 am ET
by Starkitten of Leaning out of the window
Imagination
Sadiq Khan knighted by Queen
Whoops beheaded him
Haiku # 59794, September 30, 2018 12:19 am ET
by Tommy Robinson of Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK)
Tony Orlando
Song for fun guy and fun gal
Um..Candida....ewww
Haiku # 59793, September 30, 2018 12:10 am ET
by Piper at the Gates of Yeast of My downstairs dutch oven
Piper at the gates
and the wind in the willows:
psychedelia!
Haiku # 59792, September 29, 2018 5:26 pm ET
by increasing the speed of synaptic connections, the brain is entranced
Tony Orlando
had better pay the piper
at the Gates of Dawn
Haiku # 59791, September 29, 2018 5:20 pm ET
by Until the ghost of Syd Barrett escapes purgatory
Had to track them down
Just should have tried Branson first
Found the cracks of Dawn
Haiku # 59790, September 29, 2018 4:28 pm ET
by Spy of Cock with a yellow ribbon tied around it
My bad! I messed up.
Thought you said twice on the pipe
Tony Orlando
Haiku # 59789, September 29, 2018 11:59 am ET
by Tony Orlando of At the Gates of Dawn
the signal was three
times then the cock crowed, i think
dick jokes come soon next
Haiku # 59788, September 29, 2018 9:02 am ET
by vhs
At cock's crow we meet
I'll hand over the briefcase
Filled with Bad Haiku
Haiku # 59787, September 29, 2018 12:17 am ET
by Spy
it works for me my
friend,tis a postcard from a
time long past indeed
Haiku # 59786, September 28, 2018 10:29 pm ET
by vhs
Dreaming yellow light
And pulling me through the glass
Away into sky
Haiku # 59785, September 28, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by MONARCH
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