Plastic Dinosaurs
Posed in the cream cheese frosting
Carrot Cake. My way.
by Starkitten wanting to eat round food like cakes and quiche of Some byway along the Anka Highway.
Those Demodex Mites
They fuck and poop on your face
Now I feel dirty
by Pie in the face gag of And I do mean gag
Preparing it now
Canada's National Dish
Kraft Macaroni
by By Passive Aggression appearing politr of Chef Starkitten
Radar: Incoming!
Compromised immune system
Starkitten fighting
by MRSA
Starkitten looks up
Massive barrage of Haiku;
Ducks back down in trench
by airborne unit of Starkitten support
Spooky and lifeless
All quiet on Haiku front
Craters and rubble
by Mid-October, all of the traitors will be detained
I don't give a F#@K
at all what Snopes has to say.
They're irrelevant
by Snope this
what happened? all i
know is things are quieter
and now im concerned
by vhs of i hope kitten is ok
Room 575
Bad Haiku Infirmary
Patient: Starkitten
by Praying to Ashvins for healing
system rolls out and
likes to shut down and give me
a bit of a hard time mate
by vhs of i need to eat more vegemite
something about no
excuses, do not quit dang
all on a t shirt!
by vhs of motivational!
shine on you crazy diamond
by vhs
Friend of Starkitten
Wow you like early Pink Floyd
Lucifer Sam yes
by posting bad haiku you become frenemy of humanity
Reincarnation
Happy housecat Syd Barrett
Always by my side
by Starkitten of Leaning out of the window
Imagination
Sadiq Khan knighted by Queen
Whoops beheaded him
by Tommy Robinson of Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK)
Tony Orlando
Song for fun guy and fun gal
Um..Candida....ewww
by Piper at the Gates of Yeast of My downstairs dutch oven
Piper at the gates
and the wind in the willows:
psychedelia!
by increasing the speed of synaptic connections, the brain is entranced
Tony Orlando
had better pay the piper
at the Gates of Dawn
by Until the ghost of Syd Barrett escapes purgatory
Had to track them down
Just should have tried Branson first
Found the cracks of Dawn
by Spy of Cock with a yellow ribbon tied around it
My bad! I messed up.
Thought you said twice on the pipe
Tony Orlando
by Tony Orlando of At the Gates of Dawn
the signal was three
times then the cock crowed, i think
dick jokes come soon next
by vhs
At cock's crow we meet
I'll hand over the briefcase
Filled with Bad Haiku
by Spy
it works for me my
friend,tis a postcard from a
time long past indeed
by vhs
Dreaming yellow light
And pulling me through the glass
Away into sky
by MONARCH
We could riff on the horror of mortality
And how it turns some into monsters
But all I want to do right now
Is straighten out the websites banner
It's crooked - too much for me to bear
by Sparklepony, MD
C'mon hop to it
Rustle me up some grub, hon
Pork Chops, Applesauce
by Brady Kids of Living Abortions
Up in the Heavens
Beyond poo flinging monkeys
Cunnilingus, Harps
by Anonymous Poet
it is dead flesh with
so many lost memories and
unspoken departures
from places once full
of empty promise yet torn
down, novelty done
by vhs
usual reaction
has heart attack irl
people here post
sarcastic poems
no response, four weeks that guy
keeps posting himself
over...and over
by vhs of what if one of us is dead
cyberpenis, the
transhuman fuck machine of
the coming aeon
by vhs
Cut off all of them
All new Penis Guillotine
Many problems solved
by Anonymous Poet
Vile and amoral
Profiting from abortion:
Democrats today
by the way you deny the Word of God proves that you are DAMNED
Just how many times
Can a person have shingles?
At least four so far
by Itching and scratching I make matters worse
Intricate Folding
Genital Origami
Relaxing Hobby
by The time you read this, Gwynneth Paltrow will have laid six golden eggs of Goop
Smiling Golden Girls
Sliding down the banister
Senior Sybian
by Bea Arthur's stunt double
Confuse the deli
Order hairless bologna
One pound shaved thin, please
by Mystery Shopper of Lost in the Supermarket
Free Wangdoodle Ride
Every Thoreauback Thursday
At World of Walden
by Hank Dave
Labia Display
Autumn Headstand Festival
Ripe for the Harvest
by GuoJing of Terraced Acres of Clams of In the thick of it
From the Floating World
She corrects my gaijin views:
My Japanese muse
by floating, one ponders the disadvantages of sinking
Lord, please intervene
In U.S. affairs of state
and in bad Haiku
by postponing divine intervention, the wrath of Almighty God gathers intensity
I gave myself drugs
And passed out on my sofa,
Then gang-raped myself.
by Evil Mentor of the Supreme Apointee
That Japanese muse;
She hides the inspiration
In her Haiku-slot
by the old bridge of Nakamura tea-garden at dusk
My freaking Jap muse:
Kimono-clad, pale white face
Playing Sha mi sen
by the murmuring spring waters of Nakamura Prefecture
Lesbian daleks
Can never know this pleasure:
being a straight man.
by Unplug the projected reality of the Matrix AND her vibrator
Unh, unh, oh baby...
Wait, move your leg over here--
Oh yes...POETRY
by sublimating your carnal desire you are assured of sexy inspiration from your muse
Go on, slap me, bitch.
That was ME with Heidi Klum.
Not Judge Kavanaugh.
by Supermodels are in awe of my male prowess, for I am their judge
Some one take me quick
to Haiku Anonymous.
I'm on a bender...
by vomiting verse in the halls of the Poetry Clinic
Were I the Doctor
I sure would have examined
The lovely Leela
by signing my waiver, you are absolved of all rights to question my expertise
The Tardis: it was
complex Tantric metaphor
Leela as consort (?)
by , next to, above, around, inside, along, all prepositions of place
Now I tell my kids
"Dr. Who was a great show
with old-school effects."
by Who What Where When of How
