Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 80 Days and 76272 Haiku later...

Some one take me quick
to Haiku Anonymous.
I'm on a bender...
Haiku # 59762, September 28, 2018 10:16 am ET
by vomiting verse in the halls of the Poetry Clinic
Were I the Doctor
I sure would have examined
The lovely Leela
Haiku # 59761, September 28, 2018 10:13 am ET
by signing my waiver, you are absolved of all rights to question my expertise
The Tardis: it was
complex Tantric metaphor
Leela as consort (?)
Haiku # 59760, September 28, 2018 10:08 am ET
by , next to, above, around, inside, along, all prepositions of place
Now I tell my kids
"Dr. Who was a great show
with old-school effects."
Haiku # 59759, September 28, 2018 10:02 am ET
by Who What Where When of How
i dunno, the fem
doc, so many guys going
eww...but i will watch

Haiku # 59758, September 28, 2018 9:03 am ET
by vhs
my you have a long
scarf...would you like a jelly
baby? boy would i
Haiku # 59757, September 28, 2018 8:26 am ET
by vhs of it is bigger on the inside
They say Tom was gay,
though he had the best women.
years later: who knew?
Haiku # 59756, September 28, 2018 8:08 am ET
by the good doctor's side, beware of Leela's savage beauty
Tomb of Rasselam:
recalling fragments of that
weird Who episode
Haiku # 59755, September 28, 2018 8:04 am ET
by of by of by by of by of BUY NOW
That freaking Leela
always got me excited.
She was the Doctor's
Haiku # 59754, September 28, 2018 8:01 am ET
by the melody of the theme, we knew it was Who
you you you are are
an oppresssss.....orrrrr musst ...deee...stroooyyy
maaaleeee wwwhhhittteee...cis gen...dooor...

Haiku # 59753, September 28, 2018 3:49 am ET
by lesbian daleks of the world of as presented by vhs
these people were
programmed programmed malfunction
must must
Haiku # 59752, September 28, 2018 3:47 am ET
by vhs
interner molochs
devour our children as
sacrifice, burning
Haiku # 59751, September 28, 2018 3:45 am ET
by vhs
defiant leftist
destroys her oponent, then
turns her hate within
Haiku # 59750, September 28, 2018 3:44 am ET
by vhs
malfunction at night
low does of blue light grounded
rest is all we need
Haiku # 59749, September 28, 2018 3:43 am ET
by vhs
the world still spins till
the last day when it all ends
we are as dust mites
Haiku # 59748, September 28, 2018 3:42 am ET
by vhs
Actually, my friend
I just checked my underpants
We had relations
Haiku # 59747, September 28, 2018 1:39 am ET
by Surprised of But not as surprised as you
My haiku brushes
Against yours - now your haikus
Smell like my haikus
Haiku # 59746, September 28, 2018 12:21 am ET
by Lion Some Day
I've checked the records
One similar incident
Involved Heidi Klum
Haiku # 59745, September 27, 2018 11:21 pm ET
by Bitchslap Watch of 1-800-BITCHSLAP
Some guy in New Zealand
Bitchslapped with an octopus
By a freaking seal
Haiku # 59744, September 27, 2018 11:18 pm ET
by Bitchslap Watch of 1-800-BITCHSLAP
How about this group?
The Beatles and their spouses
What would you call it?
Haiku # 59743, September 27, 2018 10:54 pm ET
by Octopus' Garden?
Agnetha Faltskog:
your voice combats this bad world.
ABBA unto death!
Haiku # 59742, September 27, 2018 10:05 pm ET
by Annifrid, Bjorn, Benny and Agnetha of the 1970's
They must be dwarves then
I counted seven hards on
They were garden gnomes
Haiku # 59741, September 27, 2018 9:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you mean the guy from
game of thrones there the cool
midget guy right there???

no midgets are cool
Haiku # 59740, September 27, 2018 9:13 pm ET
by vhs
We have all been raped
By TV and internet
And horny midgets
Haiku # 59739, September 27, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm fucking tired
of these victim people on
tv coming out and

saying he raped me
then getting their accused killed
and getting tv contracts
Haiku # 59738, September 27, 2018 8:51 pm ET
by vhs
i may be someone
who gos through trials now but will
see what happens next
Haiku # 59737, September 27, 2018 8:25 pm ET
by vhs
such are the many
voices of legion speaking
till they are cast out
Haiku # 59736, September 27, 2018 8:23 pm ET
by vhs
Balut or the egg
Which came first? Colonel Sanders.
He choked his chicken.
Haiku # 59735, September 27, 2018 8:08 pm ET
by Nerd Manager of KFC
I'll be there for you
It's me, Marcel, the monkey
Flinging poo at you
Haiku # 59734, September 27, 2018 7:28 pm ET
by Marcel the Monkey
Pull me on stage, hon
It's my Bruce Springsteen spot cue
Your friend, Courtney Cox
Haiku # 59733, September 27, 2018 7:20 pm ET
by Courtney Cox of front row
God this site is weird...
it's like pissing in the dark--
but pissing Haiku
Haiku # 59732, September 27, 2018 6:22 pm ET
by what you have written I am convinced of nothing.
i feel like hank hill...
uh...huh huh...uh yeah um nice
weather today...huh....
Haiku # 59731, September 27, 2018 5:14 pm ET
by vhs
Your cream is curdled
Out the arse a head turtled
Orange Laughingstock
Haiku # 59730, September 27, 2018 3:33 pm ET
by Covfefe in Chief of U better turn over a new leaf
I ain't got no box
Just politicized Haiku
to think outside of
Haiku # 59729, September 27, 2018 3:03 pm ET
by just showing up, there's a chance of hope and change
Uh, Hillary who?
Turn off the idiot box,
go appoint yourself!
Haiku # 59728, September 27, 2018 1:54 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
Kyoto Temple-gate
Leaves float on carp-pool surface...

Haiku # 59727, September 27, 2018 1:06 pm ET
by obstructing selection of judges, they show their fall colors
Autumn's first fresh sigh;
maple tree tinged with sadness.

Haiku # 59726, September 27, 2018 12:29 pm ET
by Deplorable Me, of course
I've been to Lowell
But never read "On the Road"
Although I've lived it...
Haiku # 59725, September 27, 2018 10:50 am ET
by Beatnik nihilism leads to worlds of pain (great Cream song BTW)
soon it will be meet
the new cool, same as the old
cool, go moan for Man
Haiku # 59724, September 27, 2018 8:50 am ET
by vhs of kerouac abides
the show goes on and
the circus maximus distract
public at the large

yes i have heard of these rumored
Haiku # 59723, September 27, 2018 8:48 am ET
by vhs of q uestion authority
Haiku bomb, well placed
explode syllabic impact
bring the shithouse down
Haiku # 59722, September 27, 2018 8:26 am ET
by exploding, poetic forms of innovation are rendered powerless
Does U.S. deserve
to even be saved at all?
Decadent half-wits
Haiku # 59721, September 27, 2018 8:22 am ET
by by by by sick of of of of of of stuttering
Frankfurt school of Marx
and Fabian Socialists
writhing, burn in hell
Haiku # 59720, September 27, 2018 8:19 am ET
by got real excited after that YouTube and kind of of became monomaniacal
Some travel advice:
Obama and Hillary,
Purchase tickets NOW
Haiku # 59719, September 27, 2018 8:14 am ET
by one-way travel to rule of Justice
The retribution
will be at every level,
even poetic
Haiku # 59718, September 27, 2018 8:10 am ET
by Law selectively applied, the Republic is in danger of implosion
Hey, Saul Alinsky:
We're coming for your red ass...
Better hide in Hell.
Haiku # 59717, September 27, 2018 8:02 am ET
by Chicago school of community agitation
Get ready to win:
political poetry
in true Haiku form
Haiku # 59716, September 27, 2018 7:59 am ET
by winning and winning, we do not tire of winning
Haiku tribunals
read the charges against them syllabic traitors
Haiku # 59715, September 27, 2018 7:56 am ET
by subverting our constitution, they are assured of consequences to follow
Martial Law will be
the true poetic justice,
Alinskyite scum.
Haiku # 59714, September 27, 2018 7:48 am ET
by and by, tribunals of military law will appear
Fart in someone's face
They probably deserve it
Ok, run like Hell
Haiku # 59713, September 27, 2018 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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