i feel like hank hill...
uh...huh huh...uh yeah um nice
weather today...huh....
by vhs
Your cream is curdled
Out the arse a head turtled
Orange Laughingstock
by Covfefe in Chief of U better turn over a new leaf
I ain't got no box
Just politicized Haiku
to think outside of
by just showing up, there's a chance of hope and change
Uh, Hillary who?
Turn off the idiot box,
go appoint yourself!
by QueenBee of the hive.
Kyoto Temple-gate
Leaves float on carp-pool surface...
APPOINT KAVANAUGH!
by obstructing selection of judges, they show their fall colors
Autumn's first fresh sigh;
maple tree tinged with sadness.
LOCK HILLARY UP !
by Deplorable Me, of course
I've been to Lowell
But never read "On the Road"
Although I've lived it...
by Beatnik nihilism leads to worlds of pain (great Cream song BTW)
soon it will be meet
the new cool, same as the old
cool, go moan for Man
by vhs of kerouac abides
the show goes on and
the circus maximus distract
public at the large
yes i have heard of these rumored
trials
by vhs of q uestion authority
Haiku bomb, well placed
explode syllabic impact
bring the shithouse down
by exploding, poetic forms of innovation are rendered powerless
Does U.S. deserve
to even be saved at all?
Decadent half-wits
by by by by sick of of of of of of stuttering
Frankfurt school of Marx
and Fabian Socialists
writhing, burn in hell
by got real excited after that YouTube and kind of of became monomaniacal
Some travel advice:
Obama and Hillary,
Purchase tickets NOW
by one-way travel to rule of Justice
The retribution
will be at every level,
even poetic
by Law selectively applied, the Republic is in danger of implosion
Hey, Saul Alinsky:
We're coming for your red ass...
Better hide in Hell.
by Chicago school of community agitation
Get ready to win:
political poetry
in true Haiku form
by winning and winning, we do not tire of winning
Haiku tribunals
read the charges against them syllabic traitors
by subverting our constitution, they are assured of consequences to follow
Martial Law will be
the true poetic justice,
Alinskyite scum.
by and by, tribunals of military law will appear
Fart in someone's face
They probably deserve it
Ok, run like Hell
by Anonymous Poet
Giant monkey cocks.
You are strapped down and helpless.
They rape your wet mouth.
by
Old school is 'the cool',
peculiar circumstances
breeding the 'new cool'.
by QueenBee of the hive.
thunder boomer is
passing through right now surprised
but that is weather...
by vhs
between two old
school pieces of hardware and a
programming bee girl...
whats next leprecauns hawking cereal in sri lanka?
by vhs of rrreerrr
Good and spacious land
flowing with milk and honey,
Oh, son of Brahma,
by QueenBee of the hive.
It was this morning:
met an apsara for real
Check out her YouTubes
by the great Sinhalese lion of Lanka, hope and change are on the way
All you crazy kids
With your new fangled haikus
You get off my lawn
by dvd
Omm mahamantra
Sambalparam srinivas
Hum sat. Some such thing.
by selling meaningless sounds of mysticism, I make a prophet
Topographic bliss
between her beautiful breasts:
Silicone Valley
by the swelling currents of the mighty Brahmaputra
OK -- well, maybe
"User-Friendly" Hinduism
(Silicon Valley) ?
by the data-driven smiles of IT executives
Graveyard devotees:
the Left-hand path, eating filth...
fast-food of the gods.
by the flaming pyres, we behold the smoke of those who were once spiritual
Sacred rite of Chod:
corpse becomes animated
(but still not mated)
by drinking from skulls of great Yogis, you get buzzed WAY faster
Oh my Bollywood...
Such singing and such dancing:
celestial splendor.
by Shree Amma Yanger Ayyapan of Sivakasi, Madras State, (present-day Tamil Nadu), India
I refuse to stop
until ALL of your chakras
align. Cash jackpot!
by signing in Indo-European language of your choice, legal rights waived
Where are you at, man?.
Welcome to Kali-Yuga,
portal of Brahman
by having six arms, variation of chutnies greatly increased
Eat soma, and then
eat some more soma. And then,
wake up in E.R.
by partaking liberally of Soma, Hindu gods make sense
Her aura entwines
around my cosmic god-head...
Wait! I'm a woman.
by reversing polarities of gender, veil of Maya dissolves
There's Hatha-Yoga,
Bhakti and Raja-Yoga;
and boy do they SELL !
by Sri Devi of Tamil, Telugu, Hindi, Malayalam, and Kannada films
Devi Yoga-Mat:
Able to cleanse her third eye
with her own lingam
by the look of the pose, clothes should be worn
Her yoni got stuck
so deep within my lingam
thought I had THIRD EYE !
by misinterpreting the mysteries of Tantric Yoga, fake guru sells way more books
She charges for class
But she herself has no class:
Devi Yoga-Mat !
by the smoldering ghats of the Aryan idols
She's not even saved
but you can listen for days:
Mistress Yoga-Mat
by the filthy waters of the Ganges
Mistress Yoga-Mat:
Spiritually flexible,
but still super HOT!
by the roots of the great banyan at the great Banyan at Varanasi
if i lay an egg
i am dreaming told a bad joke
or need to go to
the ER, it might be
quite seriously, funny...
i didnt order it
by vhs
whats that movie i saw
i got a laugh about, i think
invasion of the bee
girls, they will shag you
to death...so why not bee girls
catching men, bee men?
sorry, still recovering from mst3k here
by vhs
Not impotent rage!
More tolerable incensed...
ovipositor!
by QueenBee of the hive.
Nationalistic.
Queen's little jester,
whatever happens.
by QueenBee of the hive.
the beez buzz in their
hivez, i see and walk away
so i donz get stungzzz
by vhs
Inequalities:
Megalomaniac stink,
divine average.
by QueenBee of the hive.
I appreciate
human personality.
Bluster forth an egg.
by QueenBee of the hive.
just if it throws shit
make sure you get a garden
in response right there
by vhs
