Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 182 Days and 70643 Haikus later...

Some travel advice:
Obama and Hillary,
Purchase tickets NOW
Haiku # 59719, September 27, 2018 8:14 am ET
by one-way travel to rule of Justice
The retribution
will be at every level,
even poetic
Haiku # 59718, September 27, 2018 8:10 am ET
by Law selectively applied, the Republic is in danger of implosion
Hey, Saul Alinsky:
We're coming for your red ass...
Better hide in Hell.
Haiku # 59717, September 27, 2018 8:02 am ET
by Chicago school of community agitation
Get ready to win:
political poetry
in true Haiku form
Haiku # 59716, September 27, 2018 7:59 am ET
by winning and winning, we do not tire of winning
Haiku tribunals
read the charges against them syllabic traitors
Haiku # 59715, September 27, 2018 7:56 am ET
by subverting our constitution, they are assured of consequences to follow
Martial Law will be
the true poetic justice,
Alinskyite scum.
Haiku # 59714, September 27, 2018 7:48 am ET
by and by, tribunals of military law will appear
Fart in someone's face
They probably deserve it
Ok, run like Hell
Haiku # 59713, September 27, 2018 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Giant monkey cocks.
You are strapped down and helpless.
They rape your wet mouth.
Haiku # 59712, September 27, 2018 12:23 am ET
by
Old school is 'the cool',
peculiar circumstances
breeding the 'new cool'.
Haiku # 59711, September 26, 2018 11:11 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
thunder boomer is
passing through right now surprised
but that is weather...
Haiku # 59710, September 26, 2018 11:08 pm ET
by vhs
between two old
school pieces of hardware and a
programming bee girl...

whats next leprecauns hawking cereal in sri lanka?
Haiku # 59709, September 26, 2018 10:54 pm ET
by vhs of rrreerrr
Good and spacious land
flowing with milk and honey,
Oh, son of Brahma,
Haiku # 59708, September 26, 2018 10:44 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
It was this morning:
met an apsara for real
Check out her YouTubes
Haiku # 59707, September 26, 2018 4:25 pm ET
by the great Sinhalese lion of Lanka, hope and change are on the way
All you crazy kids
With your new fangled haikus
You get off my lawn
Haiku # 59706, September 26, 2018 2:12 pm ET
by dvd
Omm mahamantra
Sambalparam srinivas
Hum sat. Some such thing.
Haiku # 59705, September 26, 2018 12:39 pm ET
by selling meaningless sounds of mysticism, I make a prophet
Topographic bliss
between her beautiful breasts:
Silicone Valley
Haiku # 59704, September 26, 2018 12:04 pm ET
by the swelling currents of the mighty Brahmaputra
OK -- well, maybe
"User-Friendly" Hinduism
(Silicon Valley) ?
Haiku # 59703, September 26, 2018 11:58 am ET
by the data-driven smiles of IT executives
Graveyard devotees:
the Left-hand path, eating filth...
fast-food of the gods.
Haiku # 59702, September 26, 2018 11:53 am ET
by the flaming pyres, we behold the smoke of those who were once spiritual
Sacred rite of Chod:
corpse becomes animated
(but still not mated)
Haiku # 59701, September 26, 2018 11:48 am ET
by drinking from skulls of great Yogis, you get buzzed WAY faster
Oh my Bollywood...
Such singing and such dancing:
celestial splendor.
Haiku # 59700, September 26, 2018 11:44 am ET
by Shree Amma Yanger Ayyapan of Sivakasi, Madras State, (present-day Tamil Nadu), India
I refuse to stop
until ALL of your chakras
align. Cash jackpot!
Haiku # 59699, September 26, 2018 11:42 am ET
by signing in Indo-European language of your choice, legal rights waived
Where are you at, man?.
Welcome to Kali-Yuga,
portal of Brahman
Haiku # 59698, September 26, 2018 11:38 am ET
by having six arms, variation of chutnies greatly increased
Eat soma, and then
eat some more soma. And then,
wake up in E.R.
Haiku # 59697, September 26, 2018 11:33 am ET
by partaking liberally of Soma, Hindu gods make sense
Her aura entwines
around my cosmic god-head...
Wait! I'm a woman.
Haiku # 59696, September 26, 2018 11:30 am ET
by reversing polarities of gender, veil of Maya dissolves
There's Hatha-Yoga,
Bhakti and Raja-Yoga;
and boy do they SELL !
Haiku # 59695, September 26, 2018 11:27 am ET
by Sri Devi of Tamil, Telugu, Hindi, Malayalam, and Kannada films
Devi Yoga-Mat:
Able to cleanse her third eye
with her own lingam
Haiku # 59694, September 26, 2018 11:22 am ET
by the look of the pose, clothes should be worn
Her yoni got stuck
so deep within my lingam
thought I had THIRD EYE !
Haiku # 59693, September 26, 2018 11:12 am ET
by misinterpreting the mysteries of Tantric Yoga, fake guru sells way more books
She charges for class
But she herself has no class:
Devi Yoga-Mat !
Haiku # 59692, September 26, 2018 11:05 am ET
by the smoldering ghats of the Aryan idols
She's not even saved
but you can listen for days:
Mistress Yoga-Mat
Haiku # 59691, September 26, 2018 10:59 am ET
by the filthy waters of the Ganges
Mistress Yoga-Mat:
Spiritually flexible,
but still super HOT!
Haiku # 59690, September 26, 2018 10:56 am ET
by the roots of the great banyan at the great Banyan at Varanasi
if i lay an egg
i am dreaming told a bad joke
or need to go to

the ER, it might be
quite seriously, funny...
i didnt order it
Haiku # 59689, September 26, 2018 9:00 am ET
by vhs
whats that movie i saw
i got a laugh about, i think
invasion of the bee

girls, they will shag you
to death...so why not bee girls
catching men, bee men?

sorry, still recovering from mst3k here
Haiku # 59688, September 26, 2018 8:52 am ET
by vhs
Not impotent rage!
More tolerable incensed...
ovipositor!
Haiku # 59687, September 26, 2018 1:53 am ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
Nationalistic.
Queen's little jester,
whatever happens.
Haiku # 59686, September 25, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
the beez buzz in their
hivez, i see and walk away
so i donz get stungzzz
Haiku # 59685, September 25, 2018 11:24 pm ET
by vhs
Inequalities:
Megalomaniac stink,
divine average.
Haiku # 59684, September 25, 2018 9:59 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
I appreciate
human personality.
Bluster forth an egg.
Haiku # 59683, September 25, 2018 9:51 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
just if it throws shit
make sure you get a garden
in response right there
Haiku # 59682, September 25, 2018 9:47 pm ET
by vhs
I'm stubborn, might see
faith as an adaptive trope
marx saw, opiate

if it works, roll with it
Haiku # 59681, September 25, 2018 9:42 pm ET
by vhs
Central Anarchist:
transient passionate love
collaborations?
Haiku # 59680, September 25, 2018 9:41 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
I get sick of it
Die so that Life can begin
Faith in God no help
Haiku # 59679, September 25, 2018 9:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm politics trumps
reality, games of power
the word, or sword
Haiku # 59678, September 25, 2018 9:35 pm ET
by vhs
quite the story quite
all these stories we tell take
a left handed turn
Haiku # 59677, September 25, 2018 9:06 pm ET
by vhs
Unrighteous Brother
Perverted Trappist monk
Boys trapped in cellar
Haiku # 59676, September 25, 2018 8:10 pm ET
by Hey, I thought you folks were making jelly
We've not yet sunk to
the level of priests raping
little kids haiku.

So then be thankful
when wet poo is thrown at you
by dumb gorillas.
Haiku # 59675, September 25, 2018 8:01 pm ET
by
kindling fire burn
wood you mind if i just watched
the leaves all turn red???
Haiku # 59674, September 25, 2018 8:00 pm ET
by vhs of go bobbing for apples
Does Tommy throw poo?
Banana and rum on ice.
Shaken, not peed in.
Haiku # 59673, September 25, 2018 7:50 pm ET
by
Tommy Pooflinger
Has been named the next James Bond
He's a gorilla
Haiku # 59672, September 25, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Roving Reports
Everything went wrong.
I tried to be ready but
traffic, God, and rain.
Haiku # 59671, September 25, 2018 6:55 pm ET
by the time I arrived, of course, it was a washout.
Drank two daiquiris
last night; banana of course.
Time to throw more poo.
Haiku # 59670, September 25, 2018 5:07 pm ET
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