BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
241 Days
and
67704 Haikus
later...
Giant monkey cocks.
You are strapped down and helpless.
They rape your wet mouth.
Haiku #59712, by
September 27, 2018 12:23 am ET

Old school is 'the cool',
peculiar circumstances
breeding the 'new cool'.
Haiku #59711, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 26, 2018 11:11 pm ET

thunder boomer is
passing through right now surprised
but that is weather...
Haiku #59710, by vhs
September 26, 2018 11:08 pm ET

between two old
school pieces of hardware and a
programming bee girl...

whats next leprecauns hawking cereal in sri lanka?
Haiku #59709, by vhs of rrreerrr
September 26, 2018 10:54 pm ET

Good and spacious land
flowing with milk and honey,
Oh, son of Brahma,
Haiku #59708, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 26, 2018 10:44 pm ET

It was this morning:
met an apsara for real
Check out her YouTubes
Haiku #59707, by the great Sinhalese lion of Lanka, hope and change are on the way
September 26, 2018 4:25 pm ET

All you crazy kids
With your new fangled haikus
You get off my lawn
Haiku #59706, by dvd
September 26, 2018 2:12 pm ET

Omm mahamantra
Sambalparam srinivas
Hum sat. Some such thing.
Haiku #59705, by selling meaningless sounds of mysticism, I make a prophet
September 26, 2018 12:39 pm ET

Topographic bliss
between her beautiful breasts:
Silicone Valley
Haiku #59704, by the swelling currents of the mighty Brahmaputra
September 26, 2018 12:04 pm ET

OK -- well, maybe
"User-Friendly" Hinduism
(Silicon Valley) ?
Haiku #59703, by the data-driven smiles of IT executives
September 26, 2018 11:58 am ET

Graveyard devotees:
the Left-hand path, eating filth...
fast-food of the gods.
Haiku #59702, by the flaming pyres, we behold the smoke of those who were once spiritual
September 26, 2018 11:53 am ET

Sacred rite of Chod:
corpse becomes animated
(but still not mated)
Haiku #59701, by drinking from skulls of great Yogis, you get buzzed WAY faster
September 26, 2018 11:48 am ET

Oh my Bollywood...
Such singing and such dancing:
celestial splendor.
Haiku #59700, by Shree Amma Yanger Ayyapan of Sivakasi, Madras State, (present-day Tamil Nadu), India
September 26, 2018 11:44 am ET

I refuse to stop
until ALL of your chakras
align. Cash jackpot!
Haiku #59699, by signing in Indo-European language of your choice, legal rights waived
September 26, 2018 11:42 am ET

Where are you at, man?.
Welcome to Kali-Yuga,
portal of Brahman
Haiku #59698, by having six arms, variation of chutnies greatly increased
September 26, 2018 11:38 am ET

Eat soma, and then
eat some more soma. And then,
wake up in E.R.
Haiku #59697, by partaking liberally of Soma, Hindu gods make sense
September 26, 2018 11:33 am ET

Her aura entwines
around my cosmic god-head...
Wait! I'm a woman.
Haiku #59696, by reversing polarities of gender, veil of Maya dissolves
September 26, 2018 11:30 am ET

There's Hatha-Yoga,
Bhakti and Raja-Yoga;
and boy do they SELL !
Haiku #59695, by Sri Devi of Tamil, Telugu, Hindi, Malayalam, and Kannada films
September 26, 2018 11:27 am ET

Devi Yoga-Mat:
Able to cleanse her third eye
with her own lingam
Haiku #59694, by the look of the pose, clothes should be worn
September 26, 2018 11:22 am ET

Her yoni got stuck
so deep within my lingam
thought I had THIRD EYE !
Haiku #59693, by misinterpreting the mysteries of Tantric Yoga, fake guru sells way more books
September 26, 2018 11:12 am ET

She charges for class
But she herself has no class:
Devi Yoga-Mat !
Haiku #59692, by the smoldering ghats of the Aryan idols
September 26, 2018 11:05 am ET

She's not even saved
but you can listen for days:
Mistress Yoga-Mat
Haiku #59691, by the filthy waters of the Ganges
September 26, 2018 10:59 am ET

Mistress Yoga-Mat:
Spiritually flexible,
but still super HOT!
Haiku #59690, by the roots of the great banyan at the great Banyan at Varanasi
September 26, 2018 10:56 am ET

if i lay an egg
i am dreaming told a bad joke
or need to go to

the ER, it might be
quite seriously, funny...
i didnt order it
Haiku #59689, by vhs
September 26, 2018 9:00 am ET

whats that movie i saw
i got a laugh about, i think
invasion of the bee

girls, they will shag you
to death...so why not bee girls
catching men, bee men?

sorry, still recovering from mst3k here
Haiku #59688, by vhs
September 26, 2018 8:52 am ET

Not impotent rage!
More tolerable incensed...
ovipositor!
Haiku #59687, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 26, 2018 1:53 am ET

Nationalistic.
Queen's little jester,
whatever happens.
Haiku #59686, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 25, 2018 11:34 pm ET

the beez buzz in their
hivez, i see and walk away
so i donz get stungzzz
Haiku #59685, by vhs
September 25, 2018 11:24 pm ET

Inequalities:
Megalomaniac stink,
divine average.
Haiku #59684, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 25, 2018 9:59 pm ET

I appreciate
human personality.
Bluster forth an egg.
Haiku #59683, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 25, 2018 9:51 pm ET

just if it throws shit
make sure you get a garden
in response right there
Haiku #59682, by vhs
September 25, 2018 9:47 pm ET

I'm stubborn, might see
faith as an adaptive trope
marx saw, opiate

if it works, roll with it
Haiku #59681, by vhs
September 25, 2018 9:42 pm ET

Central Anarchist:
transient passionate love
collaborations?
Haiku #59680, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 25, 2018 9:41 pm ET

I get sick of it
Die so that Life can begin
Faith in God no help
Haiku #59679, by Anonymous Poet
September 25, 2018 9:40 pm ET

hmm politics trumps
reality, games of power
the word, or sword
Haiku #59678, by vhs
September 25, 2018 9:35 pm ET

quite the story quite
all these stories we tell take
a left handed turn
Haiku #59677, by vhs
September 25, 2018 9:06 pm ET

Unrighteous Brother
Perverted Trappist monk
Boys trapped in cellar
Haiku #59676, by Hey, I thought you folks were making jelly
September 25, 2018 8:10 pm ET

We've not yet sunk to
the level of priests raping
little kids haiku.

So then be thankful
when wet poo is thrown at you
by dumb gorillas.
Haiku #59675, by
September 25, 2018 8:01 pm ET

kindling fire burn
wood you mind if i just watched
the leaves all turn red???
Haiku #59674, by vhs of go bobbing for apples
September 25, 2018 8:00 pm ET

Does Tommy throw poo?
Banana and rum on ice.
Shaken, not peed in.
Haiku #59673, by
September 25, 2018 7:50 pm ET

Tommy Pooflinger
Has been named the next James Bond
He's a gorilla
Haiku #59672, by Roving Reports
September 25, 2018 7:12 pm ET

Everything went wrong.
I tried to be ready but
traffic, God, and rain.
Haiku #59671, by the time I arrived, of course, it was a washout.
September 25, 2018 6:55 pm ET

Drank two daiquiris
last night; banana of course.
Time to throw more poo.
Haiku #59670, by
September 25, 2018 5:07 pm ET

Fifty years ago
My father punched Phil Spector
In an elevator
Haiku #59669, by Starkitten
September 25, 2018 4:54 pm ET

Prehistoric Porn
Dildo: Wooly Mammoth Horn
Flintstone getting hard
Haiku #59668, by Starkitten of One million strong and Growing...
September 25, 2018 4:51 pm ET

All That Gorilla!
Dianne Fossey. Bob Fossey.
This show can't be "MIst"
Haiku #59667, by Starkitten Productions
September 25, 2018 4:44 pm ET

Banana Cream Pie
Does not contain bananas
Does not contain cream
Haiku #59666, by Baked Chef of Starkittenworld of Empty Pantry. Cooking with one ingredient: Dirty Mind
September 25, 2018 4:29 pm ET

I CANT STOP! HELP ME!
I JUST CANT STOP THE HAIKU!
on and on and on
Haiku #59665, by Some guy that once looked at pic of a naked Haiku Geisha playing her Koto
September 25, 2018 3:15 pm ET

The firm sweet white fruit,
peel flung carelessly aside...
Ah --- those bananas.
Haiku #59664, by Right Reverend Rector and Primate of the Anglican Church of the Ruwenzoris
September 25, 2018 3:11 pm ET

Bananas now, boys.
Bring me your best bananas.
Then, the monkesses.
Haiku #59663, by peeling them first, less risk of slippage in the jungle.
September 25, 2018 3:06 pm ET