I get sick of it
Die so that Life can begin
Faith in God no help
by Anonymous Poet
hmm politics trumps
reality, games of power
the word, or sword
by vhs
quite the story quite
all these stories we tell take
a left handed turn
by vhs
Unrighteous Brother
Perverted Trappist monk
Boys trapped in cellar
by Hey, I thought you folks were making jelly
We've not yet sunk to
the level of priests raping
little kids haiku.
So then be thankful
when wet poo is thrown at you
by dumb gorillas.
by
kindling fire burn
wood you mind if i just watched
the leaves all turn red???
by vhs of go bobbing for apples
Does Tommy throw poo?
Banana and rum on ice.
Shaken, not peed in.
by
Tommy Pooflinger
Has been named the next James Bond
He's a gorilla
by Roving Reports
Everything went wrong.
I tried to be ready but
traffic, God, and rain.
by the time I arrived, of course, it was a washout.
Drank two daiquiris
last night; banana of course.
Time to throw more poo.
by
Fifty years ago
My father punched Phil Spector
In an elevator
by Starkitten
Prehistoric Porn
Dildo: Wooly Mammoth Horn
Flintstone getting hard
by Starkitten of One million strong and Growing...
All That Gorilla!
Dianne Fossey. Bob Fossey.
This show can't be "MIst"
by Starkitten Productions
Banana Cream Pie
Does not contain bananas
Does not contain cream
by Baked Chef of Starkittenworld of Empty Pantry. Cooking with one ingredient: Dirty Mind
I CANT STOP! HELP ME!
I JUST CANT STOP THE HAIKU!
on and on and on
by Some guy that once looked at pic of a naked Haiku Geisha playing her Koto
The firm sweet white fruit,
peel flung carelessly aside...
Ah --- those bananas.
by Right Reverend Rector and Primate of the Anglican Church of the Ruwenzoris
Bananas now, boys.
Bring me your best bananas.
Then, the monkesses.
by peeling them first, less risk of slippage in the jungle.
Dr. Jane Goodal
knew nothing of Gorrilas.
(It's still all good, yo.)
by the beard of King Chimpanzee, I feel a fit of Haiku coming on.
Miss Diane Fossey
studied me and my homies.
She's mist . . . I mean "missed"!
by mentioning primatology, one assumes you subscribe to the primacy of the Darwinian hypothesis
bee girls, blind mellon
guys who like bee girls and
there's a real movie
called attack of the bee girls
(shags men to death)
by vhs of it was on vhs
Gorilla fist-bump
and a shout-out to my peeps:
How you like my shoes?
by the Mountains of the Moon
Please use front entrance
Constipation Hall of Fame
Rear entry is closed
by Anonymous Poet
A word to the wise
Don't shake hands with gorillas
Don't even fist bump
by That lady who studied gorillas
i don't know it's like
andy kauffman took some strong
stimulants legal
or otherwise and
is using us all like you
know Jeff Dunham's dolls
to post haiku here
by vhs
hmm the gorilla
that throws poo at the people
who visit the zoo
....priceless...
by vhs
One of the wettest
We've ever seen from the standpoint
Of Cunnilingus
by The Great Brain of Paper Towel Aisle
Earn extra income!
Work from the comfort of your home!
Writing Bad Haiku
by Starkitten of At the Bank cashing another Bad Haiku cheque
I just shat myself.
I guess I should go clean up.
Nah, fuck it, that's gay.
by
I'm deplorable!
I'm a Russian bot; the Dregs!
Oh . . . and a Nazi.
by the way, I am also a lover of most things you despise.
The William Tell Game:
Borroughs to wife: "Stand right there...
now don't move." BANG! Whoops.
by the window you become aware of a bloodstain on the wall
im not aware of
too many things, but, that was a
good one hit song there
i think shes texan
by vhs
Archery Practice
Arrow through head Not Steve Martin
Bullseye! Paul Simon!!
by Edie Brickell of Wherever they serve alcohol
Dude, where have you been?
Paper color same as tree
Nature is so cool
by Starkitten of Psychedelic Northwest
post it note, many
neon colors, what will it say
to future cultures?
colored pieces of paper?
by vhs
what would an evangelical
christian vogon poet be like
i will give it my best
by vhs
Tell me what's that lump?
Bad Haikoal in your stocking?
Happy to see me?
by Librarian
Nice VHS! I really like the xmas stuff!
We'll make you a Sith Lord of Vogon Poetry yet.
Reminds me of one I did a long time back... maybe I'll dig it up.... or just link to it.
https://www.scribd.com/document/186162911/Christmas-Memories
Yeah, I fucking love egg nog, but sooo damn fattening. Haven't had it in years.
by
One united world
No borders, no flags, no God...
Won't happen. Sorry.
by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked
Dagon was in the
OT, oh HP was quite
new englands man indeed
nataniel hawthorne
before, stephen king after
the cold leaves doth blow
by vhs of those damn deep ones...eat my bird seed
she rose from the center of
the fruitcake ancient and fossilized
underneathe the yuletide blatherings
RUDOLPH WITH YOUR NOSE SO
BRIGHT...the sleigh in the darkness
the ancient chant of HOhoHO!
the sacrifice of the milk of cows
and the sugared round...cooo..kees
the evening of the yules prsenting
sacrifice under the burning chimney
for He Who Places Boxes Under The
Tree, with an obscene brightness
of unnatural colored lights on a
dying evergreen in the winters den
darkness of the ancient long night of winter, YemLog, Queen of EggNog
did attend their host
by vhs of wtf...
Michaelangelo
Inconvenient. Had to go!
Poop in paint can
by Starkitten of Specific Northwest
Believe it or not
Rendezvous with The Gill-Man
File under KInky
by Starkitten
I thought he invented that shit... so, he makes up his own fairy tales, and believes them. Wow, just like... any religion. LOL
by
Believed it alright
The granddaddy of them all
Lived down in his pants
by Starkitten of Mooncake River
Old H.P. Lovecraft
He really believed that stuff:
Cthulu, Dagon...
by the light of the gibbous moon
Impossible task:
Elevate quality here.
Back to the gutter.
by stressing the depravity of your soul, you sin against all
Fattening physics.
Missing Mooncakes lost matter.
Oprah's Big Black Hole.
Do not get sucked in.
Poetry cannot escape
the gravity well.
by
You should check out the
C'thulu for President
Organization.
by df
obscurity was
the love i had for my own
20s, odd mind tidbits
oh cthulhu the madness of
this era even exceeds thee
oh fictional squid god
by vhs
cat purrs cat crawls up
seeing human as hill to
climb over, rest on
by vhs
