Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 183 Days and 70643 Haikus later...

Your cream is curdled
Out the arse a head turtled
Orange Laughingstock
Haiku # 59730, September 27, 2018 3:33 pm ET
by Covfefe in Chief of U better turn over a new leaf
I ain't got no box
Just politicized Haiku
to think outside of
Haiku # 59729, September 27, 2018 3:03 pm ET
by just showing up, there's a chance of hope and change
Uh, Hillary who?
Turn off the idiot box,
go appoint yourself!
Haiku # 59728, September 27, 2018 1:54 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
Kyoto Temple-gate
Leaves float on carp-pool surface...

APPOINT KAVANAUGH!
Haiku # 59727, September 27, 2018 1:06 pm ET
by obstructing selection of judges, they show their fall colors
Autumn's first fresh sigh;
maple tree tinged with sadness.

LOCK HILLARY UP !
Haiku # 59726, September 27, 2018 12:29 pm ET
by Deplorable Me, of course
I've been to Lowell
But never read "On the Road"
Although I've lived it...
Haiku # 59725, September 27, 2018 10:50 am ET
by Beatnik nihilism leads to worlds of pain (great Cream song BTW)
soon it will be meet
the new cool, same as the old
cool, go moan for Man
Haiku # 59724, September 27, 2018 8:50 am ET
by vhs of kerouac abides
the show goes on and
the circus maximus distract
public at the large

yes i have heard of these rumored
trials
Haiku # 59723, September 27, 2018 8:48 am ET
by vhs of q uestion authority
Haiku bomb, well placed
explode syllabic impact
bring the shithouse down
Haiku # 59722, September 27, 2018 8:26 am ET
by exploding, poetic forms of innovation are rendered powerless
Does U.S. deserve
to even be saved at all?
Decadent half-wits
Haiku # 59721, September 27, 2018 8:22 am ET
by by by by sick of of of of of of stuttering
Frankfurt school of Marx
and Fabian Socialists
writhing, burn in hell
Haiku # 59720, September 27, 2018 8:19 am ET
by got real excited after that YouTube and kind of of became monomaniacal
Some travel advice:
Obama and Hillary,
Purchase tickets NOW
Haiku # 59719, September 27, 2018 8:14 am ET
by one-way travel to rule of Justice
The retribution
will be at every level,
even poetic
Haiku # 59718, September 27, 2018 8:10 am ET
by Law selectively applied, the Republic is in danger of implosion
Hey, Saul Alinsky:
We're coming for your red ass...
Better hide in Hell.
Haiku # 59717, September 27, 2018 8:02 am ET
by Chicago school of community agitation
Get ready to win:
political poetry
in true Haiku form
Haiku # 59716, September 27, 2018 7:59 am ET
by winning and winning, we do not tire of winning
Haiku tribunals
read the charges against them syllabic traitors
Haiku # 59715, September 27, 2018 7:56 am ET
by subverting our constitution, they are assured of consequences to follow
Martial Law will be
the true poetic justice,
Alinskyite scum.
Haiku # 59714, September 27, 2018 7:48 am ET
by and by, tribunals of military law will appear
Fart in someone's face
They probably deserve it
Ok, run like Hell
Haiku # 59713, September 27, 2018 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Giant monkey cocks.
You are strapped down and helpless.
They rape your wet mouth.
Haiku # 59712, September 27, 2018 12:23 am ET
by
Old school is 'the cool',
peculiar circumstances
breeding the 'new cool'.
Haiku # 59711, September 26, 2018 11:11 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
thunder boomer is
passing through right now surprised
but that is weather...
Haiku # 59710, September 26, 2018 11:08 pm ET
by vhs
between two old
school pieces of hardware and a
programming bee girl...

whats next leprecauns hawking cereal in sri lanka?
Haiku # 59709, September 26, 2018 10:54 pm ET
by vhs of rrreerrr
Good and spacious land
flowing with milk and honey,
Oh, son of Brahma,
Haiku # 59708, September 26, 2018 10:44 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
It was this morning:
met an apsara for real
Check out her YouTubes
Haiku # 59707, September 26, 2018 4:25 pm ET
by the great Sinhalese lion of Lanka, hope and change are on the way
All you crazy kids
With your new fangled haikus
You get off my lawn
Haiku # 59706, September 26, 2018 2:12 pm ET
by dvd
Omm mahamantra
Sambalparam srinivas
Hum sat. Some such thing.
Haiku # 59705, September 26, 2018 12:39 pm ET
by selling meaningless sounds of mysticism, I make a prophet
Topographic bliss
between her beautiful breasts:
Silicone Valley
Haiku # 59704, September 26, 2018 12:04 pm ET
by the swelling currents of the mighty Brahmaputra
OK -- well, maybe
"User-Friendly" Hinduism
(Silicon Valley) ?
Haiku # 59703, September 26, 2018 11:58 am ET
by the data-driven smiles of IT executives
Graveyard devotees:
the Left-hand path, eating filth...
fast-food of the gods.
Haiku # 59702, September 26, 2018 11:53 am ET
by the flaming pyres, we behold the smoke of those who were once spiritual
Sacred rite of Chod:
corpse becomes animated
(but still not mated)
Haiku # 59701, September 26, 2018 11:48 am ET
by drinking from skulls of great Yogis, you get buzzed WAY faster
Oh my Bollywood...
Such singing and such dancing:
celestial splendor.
Haiku # 59700, September 26, 2018 11:44 am ET
by Shree Amma Yanger Ayyapan of Sivakasi, Madras State, (present-day Tamil Nadu), India
I refuse to stop
until ALL of your chakras
align. Cash jackpot!
Haiku # 59699, September 26, 2018 11:42 am ET
by signing in Indo-European language of your choice, legal rights waived
Where are you at, man?.
Welcome to Kali-Yuga,
portal of Brahman
Haiku # 59698, September 26, 2018 11:38 am ET
by having six arms, variation of chutnies greatly increased
Eat soma, and then
eat some more soma. And then,
wake up in E.R.
Haiku # 59697, September 26, 2018 11:33 am ET
by partaking liberally of Soma, Hindu gods make sense
Her aura entwines
around my cosmic god-head...
Wait! I'm a woman.
Haiku # 59696, September 26, 2018 11:30 am ET
by reversing polarities of gender, veil of Maya dissolves
There's Hatha-Yoga,
Bhakti and Raja-Yoga;
and boy do they SELL !
Haiku # 59695, September 26, 2018 11:27 am ET
by Sri Devi of Tamil, Telugu, Hindi, Malayalam, and Kannada films
Devi Yoga-Mat:
Able to cleanse her third eye
with her own lingam
Haiku # 59694, September 26, 2018 11:22 am ET
by the look of the pose, clothes should be worn
Her yoni got stuck
so deep within my lingam
thought I had THIRD EYE !
Haiku # 59693, September 26, 2018 11:12 am ET
by misinterpreting the mysteries of Tantric Yoga, fake guru sells way more books
She charges for class
But she herself has no class:
Devi Yoga-Mat !
Haiku # 59692, September 26, 2018 11:05 am ET
by the smoldering ghats of the Aryan idols
She's not even saved
but you can listen for days:
Mistress Yoga-Mat
Haiku # 59691, September 26, 2018 10:59 am ET
by the filthy waters of the Ganges
Mistress Yoga-Mat:
Spiritually flexible,
but still super HOT!
Haiku # 59690, September 26, 2018 10:56 am ET
by the roots of the great banyan at the great Banyan at Varanasi
if i lay an egg
i am dreaming told a bad joke
or need to go to

the ER, it might be
quite seriously, funny...
i didnt order it
Haiku # 59689, September 26, 2018 9:00 am ET
by vhs
whats that movie i saw
i got a laugh about, i think
invasion of the bee

girls, they will shag you
to death...so why not bee girls
catching men, bee men?

sorry, still recovering from mst3k here
Haiku # 59688, September 26, 2018 8:52 am ET
by vhs
Not impotent rage!
More tolerable incensed...
ovipositor!
Haiku # 59687, September 26, 2018 1:53 am ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
Nationalistic.
Queen's little jester,
whatever happens.
Haiku # 59686, September 25, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
the beez buzz in their
hivez, i see and walk away
so i donz get stungzzz
Haiku # 59685, September 25, 2018 11:24 pm ET
by vhs
Inequalities:
Megalomaniac stink,
divine average.
Haiku # 59684, September 25, 2018 9:59 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
I appreciate
human personality.
Bluster forth an egg.
Haiku # 59683, September 25, 2018 9:51 pm ET
by QueenBee of the hive.
just if it throws shit
make sure you get a garden
in response right there
Haiku # 59682, September 25, 2018 9:47 pm ET
by vhs
I'm stubborn, might see
faith as an adaptive trope
marx saw, opiate

if it works, roll with it
Haiku # 59681, September 25, 2018 9:42 pm ET
by vhs
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