BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
242 Days
and
67705 Haikus
later...
soon it will be meet
the new cool, same as the old
cool, go moan for Man
Haiku #59724, by vhs of kerouac abides
September 27, 2018 8:50 am ET

the show goes on and
the circus maximus distract
public at the large

yes i have heard of these rumored
trials
Haiku #59723, by vhs of q uestion authority
September 27, 2018 8:48 am ET

Haiku bomb, well placed
explode syllabic impact
bring the shithouse down
Haiku #59722, by exploding, poetic forms of innovation are rendered powerless
September 27, 2018 8:26 am ET

Does U.S. deserve
to even be saved at all?
Decadent half-wits
Haiku #59721, by by by by sick of of of of of of stuttering
September 27, 2018 8:22 am ET

Frankfurt school of Marx
and Fabian Socialists
writhing, burn in hell
Haiku #59720, by got real excited after that YouTube and kind of of became monomaniacal
September 27, 2018 8:19 am ET

Some travel advice:
Obama and Hillary,
Purchase tickets NOW
Haiku #59719, by one-way travel to rule of Justice
September 27, 2018 8:14 am ET

The retribution
will be at every level,
even poetic
Haiku #59718, by Law selectively applied, the Republic is in danger of implosion
September 27, 2018 8:10 am ET

Hey, Saul Alinsky:
We're coming for your red ass...
Better hide in Hell.
Haiku #59717, by Chicago school of community agitation
September 27, 2018 8:02 am ET

Get ready to win:
political poetry
in true Haiku form
Haiku #59716, by winning and winning, we do not tire of winning
September 27, 2018 7:59 am ET

Haiku tribunals
read the charges against them syllabic traitors
Haiku #59715, by subverting our constitution, they are assured of consequences to follow
September 27, 2018 7:56 am ET

Martial Law will be
the true poetic justice,
Alinskyite scum.
Haiku #59714, by and by, tribunals of military law will appear
September 27, 2018 7:48 am ET

Fart in someone's face
They probably deserve it
Ok, run like Hell
Haiku #59713, by Anonymous Poet
September 27, 2018 1:14 am ET

Giant monkey cocks.
You are strapped down and helpless.
They rape your wet mouth.
Haiku #59712, by
September 27, 2018 12:23 am ET

Old school is 'the cool',
peculiar circumstances
breeding the 'new cool'.
Haiku #59711, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 26, 2018 11:11 pm ET

thunder boomer is
passing through right now surprised
but that is weather...
Haiku #59710, by vhs
September 26, 2018 11:08 pm ET

between two old
school pieces of hardware and a
programming bee girl...

whats next leprecauns hawking cereal in sri lanka?
Haiku #59709, by vhs of rrreerrr
September 26, 2018 10:54 pm ET

Good and spacious land
flowing with milk and honey,
Oh, son of Brahma,
Haiku #59708, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 26, 2018 10:44 pm ET

It was this morning:
met an apsara for real
Check out her YouTubes
Haiku #59707, by the great Sinhalese lion of Lanka, hope and change are on the way
September 26, 2018 4:25 pm ET

All you crazy kids
With your new fangled haikus
You get off my lawn
Haiku #59706, by dvd
September 26, 2018 2:12 pm ET

Omm mahamantra
Sambalparam srinivas
Hum sat. Some such thing.
Haiku #59705, by selling meaningless sounds of mysticism, I make a prophet
September 26, 2018 12:39 pm ET

Topographic bliss
between her beautiful breasts:
Silicone Valley
Haiku #59704, by the swelling currents of the mighty Brahmaputra
September 26, 2018 12:04 pm ET

OK -- well, maybe
"User-Friendly" Hinduism
(Silicon Valley) ?
Haiku #59703, by the data-driven smiles of IT executives
September 26, 2018 11:58 am ET

Graveyard devotees:
the Left-hand path, eating filth...
fast-food of the gods.
Haiku #59702, by the flaming pyres, we behold the smoke of those who were once spiritual
September 26, 2018 11:53 am ET

Sacred rite of Chod:
corpse becomes animated
(but still not mated)
Haiku #59701, by drinking from skulls of great Yogis, you get buzzed WAY faster
September 26, 2018 11:48 am ET

Oh my Bollywood...
Such singing and such dancing:
celestial splendor.
Haiku #59700, by Shree Amma Yanger Ayyapan of Sivakasi, Madras State, (present-day Tamil Nadu), India
September 26, 2018 11:44 am ET

I refuse to stop
until ALL of your chakras
align. Cash jackpot!
Haiku #59699, by signing in Indo-European language of your choice, legal rights waived
September 26, 2018 11:42 am ET

Where are you at, man?.
Welcome to Kali-Yuga,
portal of Brahman
Haiku #59698, by having six arms, variation of chutnies greatly increased
September 26, 2018 11:38 am ET

Eat soma, and then
eat some more soma. And then,
wake up in E.R.
Haiku #59697, by partaking liberally of Soma, Hindu gods make sense
September 26, 2018 11:33 am ET

Her aura entwines
around my cosmic god-head...
Wait! I'm a woman.
Haiku #59696, by reversing polarities of gender, veil of Maya dissolves
September 26, 2018 11:30 am ET

There's Hatha-Yoga,
Bhakti and Raja-Yoga;
and boy do they SELL !
Haiku #59695, by Sri Devi of Tamil, Telugu, Hindi, Malayalam, and Kannada films
September 26, 2018 11:27 am ET

Devi Yoga-Mat:
Able to cleanse her third eye
with her own lingam
Haiku #59694, by the look of the pose, clothes should be worn
September 26, 2018 11:22 am ET

Her yoni got stuck
so deep within my lingam
thought I had THIRD EYE !
Haiku #59693, by misinterpreting the mysteries of Tantric Yoga, fake guru sells way more books
September 26, 2018 11:12 am ET

She charges for class
But she herself has no class:
Devi Yoga-Mat !
Haiku #59692, by the smoldering ghats of the Aryan idols
September 26, 2018 11:05 am ET

She's not even saved
but you can listen for days:
Mistress Yoga-Mat
Haiku #59691, by the filthy waters of the Ganges
September 26, 2018 10:59 am ET

Mistress Yoga-Mat:
Spiritually flexible,
but still super HOT!
Haiku #59690, by the roots of the great banyan at the great Banyan at Varanasi
September 26, 2018 10:56 am ET

if i lay an egg
i am dreaming told a bad joke
or need to go to

the ER, it might be
quite seriously, funny...
i didnt order it
Haiku #59689, by vhs
September 26, 2018 9:00 am ET

whats that movie i saw
i got a laugh about, i think
invasion of the bee

girls, they will shag you
to death...so why not bee girls
catching men, bee men?

sorry, still recovering from mst3k here
Haiku #59688, by vhs
September 26, 2018 8:52 am ET

Not impotent rage!
More tolerable incensed...
ovipositor!
Haiku #59687, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 26, 2018 1:53 am ET

Nationalistic.
Queen's little jester,
whatever happens.
Haiku #59686, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 25, 2018 11:34 pm ET

the beez buzz in their
hivez, i see and walk away
so i donz get stungzzz
Haiku #59685, by vhs
September 25, 2018 11:24 pm ET

Inequalities:
Megalomaniac stink,
divine average.
Haiku #59684, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 25, 2018 9:59 pm ET

I appreciate
human personality.
Bluster forth an egg.
Haiku #59683, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 25, 2018 9:51 pm ET

just if it throws shit
make sure you get a garden
in response right there
Haiku #59682, by vhs
September 25, 2018 9:47 pm ET

I'm stubborn, might see
faith as an adaptive trope
marx saw, opiate

if it works, roll with it
Haiku #59681, by vhs
September 25, 2018 9:42 pm ET

Central Anarchist:
transient passionate love
collaborations?
Haiku #59680, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 25, 2018 9:41 pm ET

I get sick of it
Die so that Life can begin
Faith in God no help
Haiku #59679, by Anonymous Poet
September 25, 2018 9:40 pm ET

hmm politics trumps
reality, games of power
the word, or sword
Haiku #59678, by vhs
September 25, 2018 9:35 pm ET

quite the story quite
all these stories we tell take
a left handed turn
Haiku #59677, by vhs
September 25, 2018 9:06 pm ET

Unrighteous Brother
Perverted Trappist monk
Boys trapped in cellar
Haiku #59676, by Hey, I thought you folks were making jelly
September 25, 2018 8:10 pm ET

We've not yet sunk to
the level of priests raping
little kids haiku.

So then be thankful
when wet poo is thrown at you
by dumb gorillas.
Haiku #59675, by
September 25, 2018 8:01 pm ET