such are the many
voices of legion speaking
till they are cast out
by vhs
 
			
Balut or the egg
Which came first? Colonel Sanders.
He choked his chicken.
by Nerd Manager of KFC 
 
			
I'll be there for you
It's me, Marcel, the monkey
Flinging poo at you
by Marcel the Monkey
 
			
Pull me on stage, hon
It's my Bruce Springsteen spot cue
Your friend, Courtney Cox
by Courtney Cox  of front row 
 
			
God this site is weird...
it's like pissing in the dark--
but pissing Haiku
by what you have written I am convinced of nothing. 
 
			
i feel like hank hill...
uh...huh huh...uh yeah um nice
weather today...huh....
by vhs
 
			
Your cream is curdled
Out the arse a head turtled
Orange Laughingstock
by Covfefe in Chief of U better turn over a new leaf 
 
			
I ain't got no box
Just politicized Haiku
to think outside of
by just showing up, there's a chance of hope and change 
 
			
Uh, Hillary who?
Turn off the idiot box,
go appoint yourself!
by QueenBee of the hive. 
 
			
Kyoto Temple-gate
Leaves float on carp-pool surface...
APPOINT KAVANAUGH!
by obstructing selection  of judges, they show their fall colors 
 
			
Autumn's first fresh sigh;
maple tree tinged with sadness.
LOCK HILLARY UP !
by Deplorable Me, of course 
 
			
I've been to Lowell
But never read "On the Road"
Although I've lived it...
by Beatnik nihilism leads to worlds of pain (great Cream song BTW) 
 
			
soon it will be meet
the new cool, same as the old
cool, go moan for Man
by vhs of kerouac abides 
 
			
the show goes on and
the circus maximus distract
public at the large
yes i have heard of these rumored
trials
by vhs of q uestion authority 
 
			
Haiku bomb, well placed
explode syllabic impact
bring the shithouse down
by exploding, poetic forms of innovation are rendered powerless 
 
			
Does U.S. deserve
to even be saved at all?
Decadent half-wits
by by by by sick of of of of of of stuttering 
 
			
Frankfurt school of Marx
and Fabian Socialists
writhing, burn in hell
by got real excited after that YouTube and kind of of became monomaniacal 
 
			
Some travel advice:
Obama and Hillary,
Purchase tickets NOW
by one-way travel to rule of Justice 
 
			
The retribution
will be at every level,
even poetic
by Law selectively applied, the Republic is in danger of implosion 
 
			
Hey, Saul Alinsky:
We're coming for your red ass...
Better hide in Hell.
by Chicago school of community agitation 
 
			
Get ready to win:
political poetry
in true Haiku form
by winning and winning, we do not tire of winning 
 
			
Haiku tribunals
read the charges against them syllabic traitors
by subverting our constitution, they are assured of consequences to follow 
 
			
Martial Law will be
the true poetic justice,
Alinskyite scum.
by and by, tribunals of military law will appear 
 
			
Fart in someone's face
They probably deserve it
Ok, run like Hell
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Giant monkey cocks.
You are strapped down and helpless.
They rape your wet mouth.
by  
 
			
Old school is 'the cool',
peculiar circumstances
breeding the 'new cool'.
by QueenBee of the hive. 
 
			
thunder boomer is
passing through right now surprised
but that is weather...
by vhs
 
			
between two old
school pieces of hardware and a
programming bee girl...
whats next leprecauns hawking cereal in sri lanka?
by vhs of rrreerrr 
 
			
Good and spacious land
flowing with milk and honey,
Oh, son of Brahma,
by QueenBee of the hive. 
 
			
It was this morning:
met an apsara for real
Check out her YouTubes
by the great Sinhalese lion of Lanka, hope and change are on the way 
 
			
All you crazy kids
With your new fangled haikus
You get off my lawn
by dvd
 
			
Omm mahamantra
Sambalparam srinivas
Hum sat. Some such thing.
by selling meaningless sounds  of mysticism, I make a prophet 
 
			
Topographic bliss
between her beautiful breasts:
Silicone Valley
by the swelling currents of the mighty Brahmaputra 
 
			
OK -- well, maybe
"User-Friendly" Hinduism
(Silicon Valley) ?
by the data-driven smiles of IT executives 
 
			
Graveyard devotees:
the Left-hand path, eating filth...
fast-food of the gods.
by the flaming pyres, we behold the smoke  of those who were once spiritual 
 
			
Sacred rite of Chod:
corpse becomes animated
(but still not mated)
by drinking from skulls  of great Yogis, you get buzzed WAY faster 
 
			
Oh my Bollywood...
Such singing and such dancing:
celestial splendor.
by Shree Amma Yanger Ayyapan of  Sivakasi, Madras State, (present-day Tamil Nadu), India 
 
			
I refuse to stop
until ALL of your chakras
align. Cash jackpot!
by signing in Indo-European language of your choice, legal rights waived 
 
			
Where are you at, man?.
Welcome to Kali-Yuga,
portal of Brahman
by having six arms, variation of chutnies greatly increased 
 
			
Eat soma, and then
eat some more soma. And then,
wake up in E.R.
by partaking liberally of Soma, Hindu gods make sense 
 
			
Her aura entwines
around my cosmic god-head...
Wait! I'm a woman.
by reversing polarities  of gender, veil of Maya dissolves 
 
			
There's Hatha-Yoga,
Bhakti and Raja-Yoga;
and boy do they SELL !
by Sri Devi  of Tamil, Telugu, Hindi, Malayalam, and Kannada films 
 
			
Devi Yoga-Mat:
Able to cleanse her third eye
with her own lingam
by the look of the pose, clothes should be worn 
 
			
Her yoni got stuck
so deep within my lingam
thought I had THIRD EYE !
by misinterpreting the mysteries of Tantric Yoga, fake guru sells way more books 
 
			
She charges for class
But she herself has no class:
Devi Yoga-Mat !
by the smoldering ghats of the Aryan idols 
 
			
She's not even saved
but you can listen for days:
Mistress Yoga-Mat
by the filthy waters  of the Ganges 
 
			
Mistress Yoga-Mat:
Spiritually flexible,
but still super HOT!
by the roots of the great banyan at the great Banyan at Varanasi 
 
			
if i lay an egg
i am dreaming told a bad joke
or need to go to
the ER, it might be
quite seriously, funny...
i didnt order it
by vhs
 
			
whats that movie i saw
i got a laugh about, i think
invasion of the bee
girls, they will shag you
to death...so why not bee girls
catching men, bee men?
sorry, still recovering from mst3k here
by vhs
 
			
Not impotent rage!
More tolerable incensed...
ovipositor!
by QueenBee of the hive.