BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
5 Days
and
66431 Haikus
later...
malfunction at night
low does of blue light grounded
rest is all we need
Haiku #59749, by vhs
September 28, 2018 3:43 am ET

the world still spins till
the last day when it all ends
we are as dust mites
Haiku #59748, by vhs
September 28, 2018 3:42 am ET

Actually, my friend
I just checked my underpants
We had relations
Haiku #59747, by Surprised of But not as surprised as you
September 28, 2018 1:39 am ET

My haiku brushes
Against yours - now your haikus
Smell like my haikus
Haiku #59746, by Lion Some Day
September 28, 2018 12:21 am ET

I've checked the records
One similar incident
Involved Heidi Klum
Haiku #59745, by Bitchslap Watch of 1-800-BITCHSLAP
September 27, 2018 11:21 pm ET

Some guy in New Zealand
Bitchslapped with an octopus
By a freaking seal
Haiku #59744, by Bitchslap Watch of 1-800-BITCHSLAP
September 27, 2018 11:18 pm ET

How about this group?
The Beatles and their spouses
What would you call it?
Haiku #59743, by Octopus' Garden?
September 27, 2018 10:54 pm ET

Agnetha Faltskog:
your voice combats this bad world.
ABBA unto death!
Haiku #59742, by Annifrid, Bjorn, Benny and Agnetha of the 1970's
September 27, 2018 10:05 pm ET

They must be dwarves then
I counted seven hards on
They were garden gnomes
Haiku #59741, by Anonymous Poet
September 27, 2018 9:20 pm ET

you mean the guy from
game of thrones there the cool
midget guy right there???

no midgets are cool
Haiku #59740, by vhs
September 27, 2018 9:13 pm ET

We have all been raped
By TV and internet
And horny midgets
Haiku #59739, by Anonymous Poet
September 27, 2018 9:07 pm ET

I'm fucking tired
of these victim people on
tv coming out and

saying he raped me
then getting their accused killed
and getting tv contracts
Haiku #59738, by vhs
September 27, 2018 8:51 pm ET

i may be someone
who gos through trials now but will
see what happens next
Haiku #59737, by vhs
September 27, 2018 8:25 pm ET

such are the many
voices of legion speaking
till they are cast out
Haiku #59736, by vhs
September 27, 2018 8:23 pm ET

Balut or the egg
Which came first? Colonel Sanders.
He choked his chicken.
Haiku #59735, by Nerd Manager of KFC
September 27, 2018 8:08 pm ET

I'll be there for you
It's me, Marcel, the monkey
Flinging poo at you
Haiku #59734, by Marcel the Monkey
September 27, 2018 7:28 pm ET

Pull me on stage, hon
It's my Bruce Springsteen spot cue
Your friend, Courtney Cox
Haiku #59733, by Courtney Cox of front row
September 27, 2018 7:20 pm ET

God this site is weird...
it's like pissing in the dark--
but pissing Haiku
Haiku #59732, by what you have written I am convinced of nothing.
September 27, 2018 6:22 pm ET

i feel like hank hill...
uh...huh huh...uh yeah um nice
weather today...huh....
Haiku #59731, by vhs
September 27, 2018 5:14 pm ET

Your cream is curdled
Out the arse a head turtled
Orange Laughingstock
Haiku #59730, by Covfefe in Chief of U better turn over a new leaf
September 27, 2018 3:33 pm ET

I ain't got no box
Just politicized Haiku
to think outside of
Haiku #59729, by just showing up, there's a chance of hope and change
September 27, 2018 3:03 pm ET

Uh, Hillary who?
Turn off the idiot box,
go appoint yourself!
Haiku #59728, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 27, 2018 1:54 pm ET

Kyoto Temple-gate
Leaves float on carp-pool surface...

APPOINT KAVANAUGH!
Haiku #59727, by obstructing selection of judges, they show their fall colors
September 27, 2018 1:06 pm ET

Autumn's first fresh sigh;
maple tree tinged with sadness.

LOCK HILLARY UP !
Haiku #59726, by Deplorable Me, of course
September 27, 2018 12:29 pm ET

I've been to Lowell
But never read "On the Road"
Although I've lived it...
Haiku #59725, by Beatnik nihilism leads to worlds of pain (great Cream song BTW)
September 27, 2018 10:50 am ET

soon it will be meet
the new cool, same as the old
cool, go moan for Man
Haiku #59724, by vhs of kerouac abides
September 27, 2018 8:50 am ET

the show goes on and
the circus maximus distract
public at the large

yes i have heard of these rumored
trials
Haiku #59723, by vhs of q uestion authority
September 27, 2018 8:48 am ET

Haiku bomb, well placed
explode syllabic impact
bring the shithouse down
Haiku #59722, by exploding, poetic forms of innovation are rendered powerless
September 27, 2018 8:26 am ET

Does U.S. deserve
to even be saved at all?
Decadent half-wits
Haiku #59721, by by by by sick of of of of of of stuttering
September 27, 2018 8:22 am ET

Frankfurt school of Marx
and Fabian Socialists
writhing, burn in hell
Haiku #59720, by got real excited after that YouTube and kind of of became monomaniacal
September 27, 2018 8:19 am ET

Some travel advice:
Obama and Hillary,
Purchase tickets NOW
Haiku #59719, by one-way travel to rule of Justice
September 27, 2018 8:14 am ET

The retribution
will be at every level,
even poetic
Haiku #59718, by Law selectively applied, the Republic is in danger of implosion
September 27, 2018 8:10 am ET

Hey, Saul Alinsky:
We're coming for your red ass...
Better hide in Hell.
Haiku #59717, by Chicago school of community agitation
September 27, 2018 8:02 am ET

Get ready to win:
political poetry
in true Haiku form
Haiku #59716, by winning and winning, we do not tire of winning
September 27, 2018 7:59 am ET

Haiku tribunals
read the charges against them syllabic traitors
Haiku #59715, by subverting our constitution, they are assured of consequences to follow
September 27, 2018 7:56 am ET

Martial Law will be
the true poetic justice,
Alinskyite scum.
Haiku #59714, by and by, tribunals of military law will appear
September 27, 2018 7:48 am ET

Fart in someone's face
They probably deserve it
Ok, run like Hell
Haiku #59713, by Anonymous Poet
September 27, 2018 1:14 am ET

Giant monkey cocks.
You are strapped down and helpless.
They rape your wet mouth.
Haiku #59712, by
September 27, 2018 12:23 am ET

Old school is 'the cool',
peculiar circumstances
breeding the 'new cool'.
Haiku #59711, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 26, 2018 11:11 pm ET

thunder boomer is
passing through right now surprised
but that is weather...
Haiku #59710, by vhs
September 26, 2018 11:08 pm ET

between two old
school pieces of hardware and a
programming bee girl...

whats next leprecauns hawking cereal in sri lanka?
Haiku #59709, by vhs of rrreerrr
September 26, 2018 10:54 pm ET

Good and spacious land
flowing with milk and honey,
Oh, son of Brahma,
Haiku #59708, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 26, 2018 10:44 pm ET

It was this morning:
met an apsara for real
Check out her YouTubes
Haiku #59707, by the great Sinhalese lion of Lanka, hope and change are on the way
September 26, 2018 4:25 pm ET

All you crazy kids
With your new fangled haikus
You get off my lawn
Haiku #59706, by dvd
September 26, 2018 2:12 pm ET

Omm mahamantra
Sambalparam srinivas
Hum sat. Some such thing.
Haiku #59705, by selling meaningless sounds of mysticism, I make a prophet
September 26, 2018 12:39 pm ET

Topographic bliss
between her beautiful breasts:
Silicone Valley
Haiku #59704, by the swelling currents of the mighty Brahmaputra
September 26, 2018 12:04 pm ET

OK -- well, maybe
"User-Friendly" Hinduism
(Silicon Valley) ?
Haiku #59703, by the data-driven smiles of IT executives
September 26, 2018 11:58 am ET

Graveyard devotees:
the Left-hand path, eating filth...
fast-food of the gods.
Haiku #59702, by the flaming pyres, we behold the smoke of those who were once spiritual
September 26, 2018 11:53 am ET

Sacred rite of Chod:
corpse becomes animated
(but still not mated)
Haiku #59701, by drinking from skulls of great Yogis, you get buzzed WAY faster
September 26, 2018 11:48 am ET

Oh my Bollywood...
Such singing and such dancing:
celestial splendor.
Haiku #59700, by Shree Amma Yanger Ayyapan of Sivakasi, Madras State, (present-day Tamil Nadu), India
September 26, 2018 11:44 am ET