BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
198 Days
and
67581 Haikus
later...
the world still spins till
the last day when it all ends
we are as dust mites
Haiku #59748, by vhs
September 28, 2018 3:42 am ET

Actually, my friend
I just checked my underpants
We had relations
Haiku #59747, by Surprised of But not as surprised as you
September 28, 2018 1:39 am ET

My haiku brushes
Against yours - now your haikus
Smell like my haikus
Haiku #59746, by Lion Some Day
September 28, 2018 12:21 am ET

I've checked the records
One similar incident
Involved Heidi Klum
Haiku #59745, by Bitchslap Watch of 1-800-BITCHSLAP
September 27, 2018 11:21 pm ET

Some guy in New Zealand
Bitchslapped with an octopus
By a freaking seal
Haiku #59744, by Bitchslap Watch of 1-800-BITCHSLAP
September 27, 2018 11:18 pm ET

How about this group?
The Beatles and their spouses
What would you call it?
Haiku #59743, by Octopus' Garden?
September 27, 2018 10:54 pm ET

Agnetha Faltskog:
your voice combats this bad world.
ABBA unto death!
Haiku #59742, by Annifrid, Bjorn, Benny and Agnetha of the 1970's
September 27, 2018 10:05 pm ET

They must be dwarves then
I counted seven hards on
They were garden gnomes
Haiku #59741, by Anonymous Poet
September 27, 2018 9:20 pm ET

you mean the guy from
game of thrones there the cool
midget guy right there???

no midgets are cool
Haiku #59740, by vhs
September 27, 2018 9:13 pm ET

We have all been raped
By TV and internet
And horny midgets
Haiku #59739, by Anonymous Poet
September 27, 2018 9:07 pm ET

I'm fucking tired
of these victim people on
tv coming out and

saying he raped me
then getting their accused killed
and getting tv contracts
Haiku #59738, by vhs
September 27, 2018 8:51 pm ET

i may be someone
who gos through trials now but will
see what happens next
Haiku #59737, by vhs
September 27, 2018 8:25 pm ET

such are the many
voices of legion speaking
till they are cast out
Haiku #59736, by vhs
September 27, 2018 8:23 pm ET

Balut or the egg
Which came first? Colonel Sanders.
He choked his chicken.
Haiku #59735, by Nerd Manager of KFC
September 27, 2018 8:08 pm ET

I'll be there for you
It's me, Marcel, the monkey
Flinging poo at you
Haiku #59734, by Marcel the Monkey
September 27, 2018 7:28 pm ET

Pull me on stage, hon
It's my Bruce Springsteen spot cue
Your friend, Courtney Cox
Haiku #59733, by Courtney Cox of front row
September 27, 2018 7:20 pm ET

God this site is weird...
it's like pissing in the dark--
but pissing Haiku
Haiku #59732, by what you have written I am convinced of nothing.
September 27, 2018 6:22 pm ET

i feel like hank hill...
uh...huh huh...uh yeah um nice
weather today...huh....
Haiku #59731, by vhs
September 27, 2018 5:14 pm ET

Your cream is curdled
Out the arse a head turtled
Orange Laughingstock
Haiku #59730, by Covfefe in Chief of U better turn over a new leaf
September 27, 2018 3:33 pm ET

I ain't got no box
Just politicized Haiku
to think outside of
Haiku #59729, by just showing up, there's a chance of hope and change
September 27, 2018 3:03 pm ET

Uh, Hillary who?
Turn off the idiot box,
go appoint yourself!
Haiku #59728, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 27, 2018 1:54 pm ET

Kyoto Temple-gate
Leaves float on carp-pool surface...

APPOINT KAVANAUGH!
Haiku #59727, by obstructing selection of judges, they show their fall colors
September 27, 2018 1:06 pm ET

Autumn's first fresh sigh;
maple tree tinged with sadness.

LOCK HILLARY UP !
Haiku #59726, by Deplorable Me, of course
September 27, 2018 12:29 pm ET

I've been to Lowell
But never read "On the Road"
Although I've lived it...
Haiku #59725, by Beatnik nihilism leads to worlds of pain (great Cream song BTW)
September 27, 2018 10:50 am ET

soon it will be meet
the new cool, same as the old
cool, go moan for Man
Haiku #59724, by vhs of kerouac abides
September 27, 2018 8:50 am ET

the show goes on and
the circus maximus distract
public at the large

yes i have heard of these rumored
trials
Haiku #59723, by vhs of q uestion authority
September 27, 2018 8:48 am ET

Haiku bomb, well placed
explode syllabic impact
bring the shithouse down
Haiku #59722, by exploding, poetic forms of innovation are rendered powerless
September 27, 2018 8:26 am ET

Does U.S. deserve
to even be saved at all?
Decadent half-wits
Haiku #59721, by by by by sick of of of of of of stuttering
September 27, 2018 8:22 am ET

Frankfurt school of Marx
and Fabian Socialists
writhing, burn in hell
Haiku #59720, by got real excited after that YouTube and kind of of became monomaniacal
September 27, 2018 8:19 am ET

Some travel advice:
Obama and Hillary,
Purchase tickets NOW
Haiku #59719, by one-way travel to rule of Justice
September 27, 2018 8:14 am ET

The retribution
will be at every level,
even poetic
Haiku #59718, by Law selectively applied, the Republic is in danger of implosion
September 27, 2018 8:10 am ET

Hey, Saul Alinsky:
We're coming for your red ass...
Better hide in Hell.
Haiku #59717, by Chicago school of community agitation
September 27, 2018 8:02 am ET

Get ready to win:
political poetry
in true Haiku form
Haiku #59716, by winning and winning, we do not tire of winning
September 27, 2018 7:59 am ET

Haiku tribunals
read the charges against them syllabic traitors
Haiku #59715, by subverting our constitution, they are assured of consequences to follow
September 27, 2018 7:56 am ET

Martial Law will be
the true poetic justice,
Alinskyite scum.
Haiku #59714, by and by, tribunals of military law will appear
September 27, 2018 7:48 am ET

Fart in someone's face
They probably deserve it
Ok, run like Hell
Haiku #59713, by Anonymous Poet
September 27, 2018 1:14 am ET

Giant monkey cocks.
You are strapped down and helpless.
They rape your wet mouth.
Haiku #59712, by
September 27, 2018 12:23 am ET

Old school is 'the cool',
peculiar circumstances
breeding the 'new cool'.
Haiku #59711, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 26, 2018 11:11 pm ET

thunder boomer is
passing through right now surprised
but that is weather...
Haiku #59710, by vhs
September 26, 2018 11:08 pm ET

between two old
school pieces of hardware and a
programming bee girl...

whats next leprecauns hawking cereal in sri lanka?
Haiku #59709, by vhs of rrreerrr
September 26, 2018 10:54 pm ET

Good and spacious land
flowing with milk and honey,
Oh, son of Brahma,
Haiku #59708, by QueenBee of the hive.
September 26, 2018 10:44 pm ET

It was this morning:
met an apsara for real
Check out her YouTubes
Haiku #59707, by the great Sinhalese lion of Lanka, hope and change are on the way
September 26, 2018 4:25 pm ET

All you crazy kids
With your new fangled haikus
You get off my lawn
Haiku #59706, by dvd
September 26, 2018 2:12 pm ET

Omm mahamantra
Sambalparam srinivas
Hum sat. Some such thing.
Haiku #59705, by selling meaningless sounds of mysticism, I make a prophet
September 26, 2018 12:39 pm ET

Topographic bliss
between her beautiful breasts:
Silicone Valley
Haiku #59704, by the swelling currents of the mighty Brahmaputra
September 26, 2018 12:04 pm ET

OK -- well, maybe
"User-Friendly" Hinduism
(Silicon Valley) ?
Haiku #59703, by the data-driven smiles of IT executives
September 26, 2018 11:58 am ET

Graveyard devotees:
the Left-hand path, eating filth...
fast-food of the gods.
Haiku #59702, by the flaming pyres, we behold the smoke of those who were once spiritual
September 26, 2018 11:53 am ET

Sacred rite of Chod:
corpse becomes animated
(but still not mated)
Haiku #59701, by drinking from skulls of great Yogis, you get buzzed WAY faster
September 26, 2018 11:48 am ET

Oh my Bollywood...
Such singing and such dancing:
celestial splendor.
Haiku #59700, by Shree Amma Yanger Ayyapan of Sivakasi, Madras State, (present-day Tamil Nadu), India
September 26, 2018 11:44 am ET

I refuse to stop
until ALL of your chakras
align. Cash jackpot!
Haiku #59699, by signing in Indo-European language of your choice, legal rights waived
September 26, 2018 11:42 am ET