Those Demodex Mites
They fuck and poop on your face
Now I feel dirty

Preparing it now
Canada's National Dish
Kraft Macaroni

Radar: Incoming!
Compromised immune system
Starkitten fighting

Starkitten looks up
Massive barrage of Haiku;
Ducks back down in trench

Spooky and lifeless
All quiet on Haiku front
Craters and rubble

I don't give a F#@K
at all what Snopes has to say.
They're irrelevant

what happened? all i
know is things are quieter
and now im concerned

Room 575
Bad Haiku Infirmary
Patient: Starkitten

system rolls out and
likes to shut down and give me
a bit of a hard time mate

something about no
excuses, do not quit dang
all on a t shirt!

shine on you crazy diamond

Friend of Starkitten
Wow you like early Pink Floyd
Lucifer Sam yes

Reincarnation
Happy housecat Syd Barrett
Always by my side

Imagination
Sadiq Khan knighted by Queen
Whoops beheaded him

Tony Orlando
Song for fun guy and fun gal
Um..Candida....ewww

Piper at the gates
and the wind in the willows:
psychedelia!

Tony Orlando
had better pay the piper
at the Gates of Dawn

Had to track them down
Just should have tried Branson first
Found the cracks of Dawn

My bad! I messed up.
Thought you said twice on the pipe
Tony Orlando

the signal was three
times then the cock crowed, i think
dick jokes come soon next

At cock's crow we meet
I'll hand over the briefcase
Filled with Bad Haiku

it works for me my
friend,tis a postcard from a
time long past indeed

Dreaming yellow light
And pulling me through the glass
Away into sky

We could riff on the horror of mortality
And how it turns some into monsters
But all I want to do right now
Is straighten out the websites banner
It's crooked - too much for me to bear

C'mon hop to it
Rustle me up some grub, hon
Pork Chops, Applesauce

Up in the Heavens
Beyond poo flinging monkeys
Cunnilingus, Harps

it is dead flesh with
so many lost memories and
unspoken departures

from places once full
of empty promise yet torn
down, novelty done

usual reaction
has heart attack irl
people here post

sarcastic poems
no response, four weeks that guy
keeps posting himself

over...and over

cyberpenis, the
transhuman fuck machine of
the coming aeon

Cut off all of them
All new Penis Guillotine
Many problems solved

Vile and amoral
Profiting from abortion:
Democrats today

Just how many times
Can a person have shingles?
At least four so far

Intricate Folding
Genital Origami
Relaxing Hobby

Smiling Golden Girls
Sliding down the banister
Senior Sybian

Confuse the deli
Order hairless bologna
One pound shaved thin, please

Free Wangdoodle Ride
Every Thoreauback Thursday
At World of Walden

Labia Display
Autumn Headstand Festival
Ripe for the Harvest

From the Floating World
She corrects my gaijin views:
My Japanese muse

Lord, please intervene
In U.S. affairs of state
and in bad Haiku

I gave myself drugs
And passed out on my sofa,
Then gang-raped myself.

That Japanese muse;
She hides the inspiration
In her Haiku-slot

My freaking Jap muse:
Kimono-clad, pale white face
Playing Sha mi sen

Lesbian daleks
Can never know this pleasure:
being a straight man.

Unh, unh, oh baby...
Wait, move your leg over here--
Oh yes...POETRY

Go on, slap me, bitch.
That was ME with Heidi Klum.
Not Judge Kavanaugh.

Some one take me quick
to Haiku Anonymous.
I'm on a bender...

Were I the Doctor
I sure would have examined
The lovely Leela

The Tardis: it was
complex Tantric metaphor
Leela as consort (?)

Now I tell my kids
"Dr. Who was a great show
with old-school effects."

i dunno, the fem
doc, so many guys going
eww...but i will watch

her...oh...brilliant!