BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
311 Days
and
65995 Haikus
later...
in 20 years time
if there is 20 years what
will we make of this

hysterical history
Haiku #59830, by vhs
October 5, 2018 8:38 am ET

Acquire some Q-tips
Starkitten can tell you why
Storm is upon us
Haiku #59829, by keeping auditory canals free of secretions, people hear better
October 5, 2018 8:20 am ET

Me and vhs
Cosmic Gorilla Effect
Now that's a band name
Haiku #59828, by dvd of The Cosmic Gorilla Effect
October 5, 2018 6:50 am ET

Rich people shopping.
They should be burned at the stake.
Butt-naked, of course.
Haiku #59827, by A non-e-mouse Poet
October 5, 2018 3:18 am ET

Saved all my dead skin
Three hundred sixty five days
Made Human Panko!
Haiku #59826, by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest
October 4, 2018 3:10 pm ET

Handy wipes. No need.
Sandpaper tongue should suffice
You'll be good as new
Haiku #59825, by Innocent Starkitten of Washed all the Bad Haiku off me but I still feel dirty
October 4, 2018 8:22 am ET

reading Starkitten:
clean the secretions off me
then use Handi-wipes
Haiku #59824, by the smell of your soul, something is off
October 4, 2018 7:50 am ET

C'mon. VHS
Bad Haiku Pas de Deux
In our cat tutus
Haiku #59823, by Starkitten the Nutcracker of En pointe
October 4, 2018 2:15 am ET

Baryshnikov's Bulge
Plié..pas de chat..changement
Finger turns..Fish Dive!
Haiku #59822, by Starkitten studied ballet from age 3 of Best seats available with a boner view
October 4, 2018 1:08 am ET

Jif Peanut Butter
Ask Annette Funnicello
She chose it for lube
Haiku #59821, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
October 3, 2018 11:38 pm ET

il mio migliore amico d'infanzia è venuto da Napoli. Ero il munster marilyn della loro famiglia
Haiku #59820, by Starkittino of Near The Gut
October 3, 2018 11:33 pm ET

Italian accent
Mouth full of peanut butter
Italian accent
Haiku #59819, by Romeo Romero Valentino Velasquez Jr III of Italy
October 3, 2018 10:48 pm ET

Name's Rush Limbaugh
But you can call me Jimbo
Or Jim Morrison
Haiku #59818, by Anonymous Poet
October 3, 2018 6:12 pm ET

Yo, Soda Guru
Booger Lady, Wanda Oneshirt
You're all invited
Haiku #59817, by Throwing a party
October 3, 2018 6:05 pm ET

We need more Psy-Ops
Please. We aren't confused enough.
Global Psy-Ops. More
Haiku #59816, by polylectic illusions of choice, Truth becomes clearer
October 3, 2018 1:43 pm ET

Earthquake coming soon
My whisker detected it
Why can't God be nice?
Haiku #59815, by FraidyCat
October 3, 2018 1:08 pm ET

Calamine Lotion
Meow Starkitten paint body
Think Pink! Pink Panther!!
Haiku #59814, by Starkitten
October 3, 2018 12:16 am ET

Cold, Miserable Orb
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Haiku #59813, by Hahahahahaha of Hahahahaha
October 2, 2018 11:56 pm ET

just think smashing doors
and windows as a form of
protest, uncivil....

temper tantrum
Haiku #59812, by vhs
October 2, 2018 11:09 pm ET

Nothing to see here
Airing out my vagina
In the noonday sun
Haiku #59811, by Taking natural steps to reduce carbon cuntprint of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
October 2, 2018 7:03 pm ET

Stranded in Whole Foods
Lots of Liberal feminists
This place is scary
Haiku #59810, by grey-haired Amazons of Whole Foods
October 2, 2018 3:38 pm ET

why do i have a
thing for betamax go and
tell me whya it so?
Haiku #59809, by vhs
October 2, 2018 11:14 am ET

Plastic Dinosaurs
Posed in the cream cheese frosting
Carrot Cake. My way.
Haiku #59808, by Starkitten wanting to eat round food like cakes and quiche of Some byway along the Anka Highway.
October 2, 2018 5:43 am ET

Those Demodex Mites
They fuck and poop on your face
Now I feel dirty
Haiku #59807, by Pie in the face gag of And I do mean gag
October 2, 2018 1:27 am ET

Preparing it now
Canada's National Dish
Kraft Macaroni
Haiku #59806, by By Passive Aggression appearing politr of Chef Starkitten
October 2, 2018 1:20 am ET

Radar: Incoming!
Compromised immune system
Starkitten fighting
Haiku #59805, by MRSA
October 1, 2018 11:30 pm ET

Starkitten looks up
Massive barrage of Haiku;
Ducks back down in trench
Haiku #59804, by airborne unit of Starkitten support
October 1, 2018 5:21 pm ET

Spooky and lifeless
All quiet on Haiku front
Craters and rubble
Haiku #59803, by Mid-October, all of the traitors will be detained
October 1, 2018 5:17 pm ET

I don't give a F#@K
at all what Snopes has to say.
They're irrelevant
Haiku #59802, by Snope this
October 1, 2018 8:57 am ET

what happened? all i
know is things are quieter
and now im concerned
Haiku #59801, by vhs of i hope kitten is ok
October 1, 2018 8:31 am ET

Room 575
Bad Haiku Infirmary
Patient: Starkitten
Haiku #59800, by Praying to Ashvins for healing
October 1, 2018 12:08 am ET

system rolls out and
likes to shut down and give me
a bit of a hard time mate
Haiku #59799, by vhs of i need to eat more vegemite
September 30, 2018 5:43 pm ET

something about no
excuses, do not quit dang
all on a t shirt!
Haiku #59798, by vhs of motivational!
September 30, 2018 11:13 am ET

shine on you crazy diamond
Haiku #59797, by vhs
September 30, 2018 10:15 am ET

Friend of Starkitten
Wow you like early Pink Floyd
Lucifer Sam yes
Haiku #59796, by posting bad haiku you become frenemy of humanity
September 30, 2018 7:46 am ET

Reincarnation
Happy housecat Syd Barrett
Always by my side
Haiku #59795, by Starkitten of Leaning out of the window
September 30, 2018 3:26 am ET

Imagination
Sadiq Khan knighted by Queen
Whoops beheaded him
Haiku #59794, by Tommy Robinson of Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK)
September 30, 2018 12:19 am ET

Tony Orlando
Song for fun guy and fun gal
Um..Candida....ewww
Haiku #59793, by Piper at the Gates of Yeast of My downstairs dutch oven
September 30, 2018 12:10 am ET

Piper at the gates
and the wind in the willows:
psychedelia!
Haiku #59792, by increasing the speed of synaptic connections, the brain is entranced
September 29, 2018 5:26 pm ET

Tony Orlando
had better pay the piper
at the Gates of Dawn
Haiku #59791, by Until the ghost of Syd Barrett escapes purgatory
September 29, 2018 5:20 pm ET

Had to track them down
Just should have tried Branson first
Found the cracks of Dawn
Haiku #59790, by Spy of Cock with a yellow ribbon tied around it
September 29, 2018 4:28 pm ET

My bad! I messed up.
Thought you said twice on the pipe
Tony Orlando
Haiku #59789, by Tony Orlando of At the Gates of Dawn
September 29, 2018 11:59 am ET

the signal was three
times then the cock crowed, i think
dick jokes come soon next
Haiku #59788, by vhs
September 29, 2018 9:02 am ET

At cock's crow we meet
I'll hand over the briefcase
Filled with Bad Haiku
Haiku #59787, by Spy
September 29, 2018 12:17 am ET

it works for me my
friend,tis a postcard from a
time long past indeed
Haiku #59786, by vhs
September 28, 2018 10:29 pm ET

Dreaming yellow light
And pulling me through the glass
Away into sky
Haiku #59785, by MONARCH
September 28, 2018 9:12 pm ET

We could riff on the horror of mortality
And how it turns some into monsters
But all I want to do right now
Is straighten out the websites banner
It's crooked - too much for me to bear
Haiku #59784, by Sparklepony, MD
September 28, 2018 9:08 pm ET

C'mon hop to it
Rustle me up some grub, hon
Pork Chops, Applesauce
Haiku #59783, by Brady Kids of Living Abortions
September 28, 2018 9:07 pm ET

Up in the Heavens
Beyond poo flinging monkeys
Cunnilingus, Harps
Haiku #59782, by Anonymous Poet
September 28, 2018 9:04 pm ET

it is dead flesh with
so many lost memories and
unspoken departures

from places once full
of empty promise yet torn
down, novelty done
Haiku #59781, by vhs
September 28, 2018 8:23 pm ET