Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 277 Days and 75965 Haiku later...

Nothing to see here
Airing out my vagina
In the noonday sun
Haiku # 59811, October 2, 2018 7:03 pm ET
by Taking natural steps to reduce carbon cuntprint of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Stranded in Whole Foods
Lots of Liberal feminists
This place is scary
Haiku # 59810, October 2, 2018 3:38 pm ET
by grey-haired Amazons of Whole Foods
why do i have a
thing for betamax go and
tell me whya it so?
Haiku # 59809, October 2, 2018 11:14 am ET
by vhs
Plastic Dinosaurs
Posed in the cream cheese frosting
Carrot Cake. My way.
Haiku # 59808, October 2, 2018 5:43 am ET
by Starkitten wanting to eat round food like cakes and quiche of Some byway along the Anka Highway.
Those Demodex Mites
They fuck and poop on your face
Now I feel dirty
Haiku # 59807, October 2, 2018 1:27 am ET
by Pie in the face gag of And I do mean gag
Preparing it now
Canada's National Dish
Kraft Macaroni
Haiku # 59806, October 2, 2018 1:20 am ET
by By Passive Aggression appearing politr of Chef Starkitten
Radar: Incoming!
Compromised immune system
Starkitten fighting
Haiku # 59805, October 1, 2018 11:30 pm ET
Starkitten looks up
Massive barrage of Haiku;
Ducks back down in trench
Haiku # 59804, October 1, 2018 5:21 pm ET
by airborne unit of Starkitten support
Spooky and lifeless
All quiet on Haiku front
Craters and rubble
Haiku # 59803, October 1, 2018 5:17 pm ET
by Mid-October, all of the traitors will be detained
I don't give a F#@K
at all what Snopes has to say.
They're irrelevant
Haiku # 59802, October 1, 2018 8:57 am ET
by Snope this
what happened? all i
know is things are quieter
and now im concerned
Haiku # 59801, October 1, 2018 8:31 am ET
by vhs of i hope kitten is ok
Room 575
Bad Haiku Infirmary
Patient: Starkitten
Haiku # 59800, October 1, 2018 12:08 am ET
by Praying to Ashvins for healing
system rolls out and
likes to shut down and give me
a bit of a hard time mate
Haiku # 59799, September 30, 2018 5:43 pm ET
by vhs of i need to eat more vegemite
something about no
excuses, do not quit dang
all on a t shirt!
Haiku # 59798, September 30, 2018 11:13 am ET
by vhs of motivational!
shine on you crazy diamond
Haiku # 59797, September 30, 2018 10:15 am ET
by vhs
Friend of Starkitten
Wow you like early Pink Floyd
Lucifer Sam yes
Haiku # 59796, September 30, 2018 7:46 am ET
by posting bad haiku you become frenemy of humanity
Happy housecat Syd Barrett
Always by my side
Haiku # 59795, September 30, 2018 3:26 am ET
by Starkitten of Leaning out of the window
Sadiq Khan knighted by Queen
Whoops beheaded him
Haiku # 59794, September 30, 2018 12:19 am ET
by Tommy Robinson of Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK)
Tony Orlando
Song for fun guy and fun gal
Haiku # 59793, September 30, 2018 12:10 am ET
by Piper at the Gates of Yeast of My downstairs dutch oven
Piper at the gates
and the wind in the willows:
Haiku # 59792, September 29, 2018 5:26 pm ET
by increasing the speed of synaptic connections, the brain is entranced
Tony Orlando
had better pay the piper
at the Gates of Dawn
Haiku # 59791, September 29, 2018 5:20 pm ET
by Until the ghost of Syd Barrett escapes purgatory
Had to track them down
Just should have tried Branson first
Found the cracks of Dawn
Haiku # 59790, September 29, 2018 4:28 pm ET
by Spy of Cock with a yellow ribbon tied around it
My bad! I messed up.
Thought you said twice on the pipe
Tony Orlando
Haiku # 59789, September 29, 2018 11:59 am ET
by Tony Orlando of At the Gates of Dawn
the signal was three
times then the cock crowed, i think
dick jokes come soon next
Haiku # 59788, September 29, 2018 9:02 am ET
by vhs
At cock's crow we meet
I'll hand over the briefcase
Filled with Bad Haiku
Haiku # 59787, September 29, 2018 12:17 am ET
by Spy
it works for me my
friend,tis a postcard from a
time long past indeed
Haiku # 59786, September 28, 2018 10:29 pm ET
by vhs
Dreaming yellow light
And pulling me through the glass
Away into sky
Haiku # 59785, September 28, 2018 9:12 pm ET
We could riff on the horror of mortality
And how it turns some into monsters
But all I want to do right now
Is straighten out the websites banner
It's crooked - too much for me to bear
Haiku # 59784, September 28, 2018 9:08 pm ET
by Sparklepony, MD
C'mon hop to it
Rustle me up some grub, hon
Pork Chops, Applesauce
Haiku # 59783, September 28, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by Brady Kids of Living Abortions
Up in the Heavens
Beyond poo flinging monkeys
Cunnilingus, Harps
Haiku # 59782, September 28, 2018 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is dead flesh with
so many lost memories and
unspoken departures

from places once full
of empty promise yet torn
down, novelty done
Haiku # 59781, September 28, 2018 8:23 pm ET
by vhs
usual reaction
has heart attack irl
people here post

sarcastic poems
no response, four weeks that guy
keeps posting himself

over...and over
Haiku # 59780, September 28, 2018 7:52 pm ET
by vhs of what if one of us is dead
cyberpenis, the
transhuman fuck machine of
the coming aeon
Haiku # 59779, September 28, 2018 7:48 pm ET
by vhs
Cut off all of them
All new Penis Guillotine
Many problems solved
Haiku # 59778, September 28, 2018 5:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vile and amoral
Profiting from abortion:
Democrats today
Haiku # 59777, September 28, 2018 5:17 pm ET
by the way you deny the Word of God proves that you are DAMNED
Just how many times
Can a person have shingles?
At least four so far
Haiku # 59776, September 28, 2018 5:06 pm ET
by Itching and scratching I make matters worse
Intricate Folding
Genital Origami
Relaxing Hobby
Haiku # 59775, September 28, 2018 4:40 pm ET
by The time you read this, Gwynneth Paltrow will have laid six golden eggs of Goop
Smiling Golden Girls
Sliding down the banister
Senior Sybian
Haiku # 59774, September 28, 2018 2:56 pm ET
by Bea Arthur's stunt double
Confuse the deli
Order hairless bologna
One pound shaved thin, please
Haiku # 59773, September 28, 2018 2:48 pm ET
by Mystery Shopper of Lost in the Supermarket
Free Wangdoodle Ride
Every Thoreauback Thursday
At World of Walden
Haiku # 59772, September 28, 2018 2:43 pm ET
by Hank Dave
Labia Display
Autumn Headstand Festival
Ripe for the Harvest
Haiku # 59771, September 28, 2018 2:36 pm ET
by GuoJing of Terraced Acres of Clams of In the thick of it
From the Floating World
She corrects my gaijin views:
My Japanese muse
Haiku # 59770, September 28, 2018 11:53 am ET
by floating, one ponders the disadvantages of sinking
Lord, please intervene
In U.S. affairs of state
and in bad Haiku
Haiku # 59769, September 28, 2018 11:44 am ET
by postponing divine intervention, the wrath of Almighty God gathers intensity
I gave myself drugs
And passed out on my sofa,
Then gang-raped myself.
Haiku # 59768, September 28, 2018 11:29 am ET
by Evil Mentor of the Supreme Apointee
That Japanese muse;
She hides the inspiration
In her Haiku-slot
Haiku # 59767, September 28, 2018 11:22 am ET
by the old bridge of Nakamura tea-garden at dusk
My freaking Jap muse:
Kimono-clad, pale white face
Playing Sha mi sen
Haiku # 59766, September 28, 2018 11:01 am ET
by the murmuring spring waters of Nakamura Prefecture
Lesbian daleks
Can never know this pleasure:
being a straight man.
Haiku # 59765, September 28, 2018 10:38 am ET
by Unplug the projected reality of the Matrix AND her vibrator
Unh, unh, oh baby...
Wait, move your leg over here--
Oh yes...POETRY
Haiku # 59764, September 28, 2018 10:33 am ET
by sublimating your carnal desire you are assured of sexy inspiration from your muse
Go on, slap me, bitch.
That was ME with Heidi Klum.
Not Judge Kavanaugh.
Haiku # 59763, September 28, 2018 10:27 am ET
by Supermodels are in awe of my male prowess, for I am their judge
Some one take me quick
to Haiku Anonymous.
I'm on a bender...
Haiku # 59762, September 28, 2018 10:16 am ET
by vomiting verse in the halls of the Poetry Clinic
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