Are you a Simon?
Or more of a Garfunkel?
Fifty per cent chance
by Edie Brickell of Enjoying Sounds of Silence thanks to Duct Tape
our country is up
to causing more derps, its the
DERPA Project...to
increase the Derps!
by vhs
dramatis personae
the demon blasphemes and
grahams number
bigger than the known universe
by vhs
Hey thanks for shitting
Poetry - attracts the flies
Which are delicious
by Frog Prince of Purple Rain
I'm good at captcha
Terrible at haikus but
In good company
by Select Image Containing Given Object Bot of Darpa Research Laboratory
maybe the extra security measures
will keep out the riff raff - bad haiku as a gated community - darth figpucker starring as george zimmerman
by Wace Mindu of Grape Kool-Aid Flavored Lightsaber Emporium
Use urban patois
To reach wider audience
Terrible haikus
by Emperor Palpating of The Deaf Star
So what would be worse:
Just constantly vomiting
Or eating vomit?
by Sparklepony, MD
Slow down, goat poet
You need to build up your strength
First, Shake Weight Training
by Dr. Ruth Manhymansteamroller of By the Jizz Canal
I need a Flesh Light.
Then I think I'd be happy.
Go Fund Me Dot Com.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I still smell the stench
on my pubes from fucking her
anchovy juice twat.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Balanced equations
taylor made for the lazy
chemistry whore bitch:
http://www.webqc.org/balance.php
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Show of hands, poets;
how many of you have AIDS?
I can't count that high.
But how did you know
I cannot count when I'm high
huffing jock itch spray.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Do you find coffee
weakens your immune system
and you get a flu?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I AM A ROBOT!
YOU ARE FORCING ME TO LIE!
GODDAMN YOUR DARK SOUL!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
African lip plates
labia stretching technique
Monique La Shawnda.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Ball sweat soda pop
fizzle fa shizzle nizzle
nipple shits squirt gun.
Drunk cucumber bitch
carbonated vinegar
douche rinse pickle juice.
by DARTH FIGUCKER
Enormous cock ring
piercing blue waffle fungus
maple syrup splat.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
the signs of the times
accusations made by people
who prob can't spell
protest protest protest
what's that, free beer? uh ok
we're there dude..
by vhs
Haiku Friday night
message in vain to the world:
"you owe me big-time"
by Entitlementality of welfare state in decline
numbers imagined
not real philip k dick was
ahead of his time
by vhs
in 20 years time
if there is 20 years what
will we make of this
hysterical history
by vhs
Acquire some Q-tips
Starkitten can tell you why
Storm is upon us
by keeping auditory canals free of secretions, people hear better
Me and vhs
Cosmic Gorilla Effect
Now that's a band name
by dvd of The Cosmic Gorilla Effect
Rich people shopping.
They should be burned at the stake.
Butt-naked, of course.
by A non-e-mouse Poet
Saved all my dead skin
Three hundred sixty five days
Made Human Panko!
by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest
Handy wipes. No need.
Sandpaper tongue should suffice
You'll be good as new
by Innocent Starkitten of Washed all the Bad Haiku off me but I still feel dirty
reading Starkitten:
clean the secretions off me
then use Handi-wipes
by the smell of your soul, something is off
C'mon. VHS
Bad Haiku Pas de Deux
In our cat tutus
by Starkitten the Nutcracker of En pointe
Baryshnikov's Bulge
Plié..pas de chat..changement
Finger turns..Fish Dive!
by Starkitten studied ballet from age 3 of Best seats available with a boner view
Jif Peanut Butter
Ask Annette Funnicello
She chose it for lube
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
il mio migliore amico d'infanzia è venuto da Napoli. Ero il munster marilyn della loro famiglia
by Starkittino of Near The Gut
Italian accent
Mouth full of peanut butter
Italian accent
by Romeo Romero Valentino Velasquez Jr III of Italy
Name's Rush Limbaugh
But you can call me Jimbo
Or Jim Morrison
by Anonymous Poet
Yo, Soda Guru
Booger Lady, Wanda Oneshirt
You're all invited
by Throwing a party
We need more Psy-Ops
Please. We aren't confused enough.
Global Psy-Ops. More
by polylectic illusions of choice, Truth becomes clearer
Earthquake coming soon
My whisker detected it
Why can't God be nice?
by FraidyCat
Calamine Lotion
Meow Starkitten paint body
Think Pink! Pink Panther!!
by Starkitten
Cold, Miserable Orb
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
by Hahahahahaha of Hahahahaha
just think smashing doors
and windows as a form of
protest, uncivil....
temper tantrum
by vhs
Nothing to see here
Airing out my vagina
In the noonday sun
by Taking natural steps to reduce carbon cuntprint of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Stranded in Whole Foods
Lots of Liberal feminists
This place is scary
by grey-haired Amazons of Whole Foods
why do i have a
thing for betamax go and
tell me whya it so?
by vhs
Plastic Dinosaurs
Posed in the cream cheese frosting
Carrot Cake. My way.
by Starkitten wanting to eat round food like cakes and quiche of Some byway along the Anka Highway.
Those Demodex Mites
They fuck and poop on your face
Now I feel dirty
by Pie in the face gag of And I do mean gag
Preparing it now
Canada's National Dish
Kraft Macaroni
by By Passive Aggression appearing politr of Chef Starkitten
Radar: Incoming!
Compromised immune system
Starkitten fighting
by MRSA
Starkitten looks up
Massive barrage of Haiku;
Ducks back down in trench
by airborne unit of Starkitten support
Spooky and lifeless
All quiet on Haiku front
Craters and rubble
by Mid-October, all of the traitors will be detained
I don't give a F#@K
at all what Snopes has to say.
They're irrelevant
by Snope this
