Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 112 Days and 70198 Haikus later...

Slow down, goat poet
You need to build up your strength
First, Shake Weight Training
Haiku # 59843, October 6, 2018 12:57 am ET
by Dr. Ruth Manhymansteamroller of By the Jizz Canal
I need a Flesh Light.
Then I think I'd be happy.
Go Fund Me Dot Com.
Haiku # 59842, October 6, 2018 12:42 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I still smell the stench
on my pubes from fucking her
anchovy juice twat.
Haiku # 59841, October 6, 2018 12:39 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Balanced equations
taylor made for the lazy
chemistry whore bitch:

http://www.webqc.org/balance.php
Haiku # 59840, October 6, 2018 12:37 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Show of hands, poets;
how many of you have AIDS?
I can't count that high.

But how did you know
I cannot count when I'm high
huffing jock itch spray.
Haiku # 59839, October 6, 2018 12:35 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Do you find coffee
weakens your immune system
and you get a flu?
Haiku # 59838, October 6, 2018 12:33 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I AM A ROBOT!
YOU ARE FORCING ME TO LIE!
GODDAMN YOUR DARK SOUL!
Haiku # 59837, October 6, 2018 12:31 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
African lip plates
labia stretching technique
Monique La Shawnda.
Haiku # 59836, October 6, 2018 12:29 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Ball sweat soda pop
fizzle fa shizzle nizzle
nipple shits squirt gun.

Drunk cucumber bitch
carbonated vinegar
douche rinse pickle juice.
Haiku # 59835, October 6, 2018 12:27 am ET
by DARTH FIGUCKER
Enormous cock ring
piercing blue waffle fungus
maple syrup splat.
Haiku # 59834, October 6, 2018 12:22 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
the signs of the times
accusations made by people
who prob can't spell

protest protest protest
what's that, free beer? uh ok
we're there dude..
Haiku # 59833, October 5, 2018 10:10 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku Friday night
message in vain to the world:
"you owe me big-time"
Haiku # 59832, October 5, 2018 9:58 pm ET
by Entitlementality of welfare state in decline
numbers imagined
not real philip k dick was
ahead of his time
Haiku # 59831, October 5, 2018 8:39 am ET
by vhs
in 20 years time
if there is 20 years what
will we make of this

hysterical history
Haiku # 59830, October 5, 2018 8:38 am ET
by vhs
Acquire some Q-tips
Starkitten can tell you why
Storm is upon us
Haiku # 59829, October 5, 2018 8:20 am ET
by keeping auditory canals free of secretions, people hear better
Me and vhs
Cosmic Gorilla Effect
Now that's a band name
Haiku # 59828, October 5, 2018 6:50 am ET
by dvd of The Cosmic Gorilla Effect
Rich people shopping.
They should be burned at the stake.
Butt-naked, of course.
Haiku # 59827, October 5, 2018 3:18 am ET
by A non-e-mouse Poet
Saved all my dead skin
Three hundred sixty five days
Made Human Panko!
Haiku # 59826, October 4, 2018 3:10 pm ET
by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest
Handy wipes. No need.
Sandpaper tongue should suffice
You'll be good as new
Haiku # 59825, October 4, 2018 8:22 am ET
by Innocent Starkitten of Washed all the Bad Haiku off me but I still feel dirty
reading Starkitten:
clean the secretions off me
then use Handi-wipes
Haiku # 59824, October 4, 2018 7:50 am ET
by the smell of your soul, something is off
C'mon. VHS
Bad Haiku Pas de Deux
In our cat tutus
Haiku # 59823, October 4, 2018 2:15 am ET
by Starkitten the Nutcracker of En pointe
Baryshnikov's Bulge
Plié..pas de chat..changement
Finger turns..Fish Dive!
Haiku # 59822, October 4, 2018 1:08 am ET
by Starkitten studied ballet from age 3 of Best seats available with a boner view
Jif Peanut Butter
Ask Annette Funnicello
She chose it for lube
Haiku # 59821, October 3, 2018 11:38 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
il mio migliore amico d'infanzia è venuto da Napoli. Ero il munster marilyn della loro famiglia
Haiku # 59820, October 3, 2018 11:33 pm ET
by Starkittino of Near The Gut
Italian accent
Mouth full of peanut butter
Italian accent
Haiku # 59819, October 3, 2018 10:48 pm ET
by Romeo Romero Valentino Velasquez Jr III of Italy
Name's Rush Limbaugh
But you can call me Jimbo
Or Jim Morrison
Haiku # 59818, October 3, 2018 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yo, Soda Guru
Booger Lady, Wanda Oneshirt
You're all invited
Haiku # 59817, October 3, 2018 6:05 pm ET
by Throwing a party
We need more Psy-Ops
Please. We aren't confused enough.
Global Psy-Ops. More
Haiku # 59816, October 3, 2018 1:43 pm ET
by polylectic illusions of choice, Truth becomes clearer
Earthquake coming soon
My whisker detected it
Why can't God be nice?
Haiku # 59815, October 3, 2018 1:08 pm ET
by FraidyCat
Calamine Lotion
Meow Starkitten paint body
Think Pink! Pink Panther!!
Haiku # 59814, October 3, 2018 12:16 am ET
by Starkitten
Cold, Miserable Orb
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Haiku # 59813, October 2, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by Hahahahahaha of Hahahahaha
just think smashing doors
and windows as a form of
protest, uncivil....

temper tantrum
Haiku # 59812, October 2, 2018 11:09 pm ET
by vhs
Nothing to see here
Airing out my vagina
In the noonday sun
Haiku # 59811, October 2, 2018 7:03 pm ET
by Taking natural steps to reduce carbon cuntprint of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Stranded in Whole Foods
Lots of Liberal feminists
This place is scary
Haiku # 59810, October 2, 2018 3:38 pm ET
by grey-haired Amazons of Whole Foods
why do i have a
thing for betamax go and
tell me whya it so?
Haiku # 59809, October 2, 2018 11:14 am ET
by vhs
Plastic Dinosaurs
Posed in the cream cheese frosting
Carrot Cake. My way.
Haiku # 59808, October 2, 2018 5:43 am ET
by Starkitten wanting to eat round food like cakes and quiche of Some byway along the Anka Highway.
Those Demodex Mites
They fuck and poop on your face
Now I feel dirty
Haiku # 59807, October 2, 2018 1:27 am ET
by Pie in the face gag of And I do mean gag
Preparing it now
Canada's National Dish
Kraft Macaroni
Haiku # 59806, October 2, 2018 1:20 am ET
by By Passive Aggression appearing politr of Chef Starkitten
Radar: Incoming!
Compromised immune system
Starkitten fighting
Haiku # 59805, October 1, 2018 11:30 pm ET
by MRSA
Starkitten looks up
Massive barrage of Haiku;
Ducks back down in trench
Haiku # 59804, October 1, 2018 5:21 pm ET
by airborne unit of Starkitten support
Spooky and lifeless
All quiet on Haiku front
Craters and rubble
Haiku # 59803, October 1, 2018 5:17 pm ET
by Mid-October, all of the traitors will be detained
I don't give a F#@K
at all what Snopes has to say.
They're irrelevant
Haiku # 59802, October 1, 2018 8:57 am ET
by Snope this
what happened? all i
know is things are quieter
and now im concerned
Haiku # 59801, October 1, 2018 8:31 am ET
by vhs of i hope kitten is ok
Room 575
Bad Haiku Infirmary
Patient: Starkitten
Haiku # 59800, October 1, 2018 12:08 am ET
by Praying to Ashvins for healing
system rolls out and
likes to shut down and give me
a bit of a hard time mate
Haiku # 59799, September 30, 2018 5:43 pm ET
by vhs of i need to eat more vegemite
something about no
excuses, do not quit dang
all on a t shirt!
Haiku # 59798, September 30, 2018 11:13 am ET
by vhs of motivational!
shine on you crazy diamond
Haiku # 59797, September 30, 2018 10:15 am ET
by vhs
Friend of Starkitten
Wow you like early Pink Floyd
Lucifer Sam yes
Haiku # 59796, September 30, 2018 7:46 am ET
by posting bad haiku you become frenemy of humanity
Reincarnation
Happy housecat Syd Barrett
Always by my side
Haiku # 59795, September 30, 2018 3:26 am ET
by Starkitten of Leaning out of the window
Imagination
Sadiq Khan knighted by Queen
Whoops beheaded him
Haiku # 59794, September 30, 2018 12:19 am ET
by Tommy Robinson of Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK)
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