What, no poets here?
You ALL fail to pass the test.
Haiku fails you now.
by failing to shine, you prove you are of the Darkness.
Now, back to those clits:
Crying out for their owners
in Somalia . . .
by excising the clit, you make a poor argument of Islam
I am sick of sex
(not the deed--but as Haiku).
I want POETRY!
by visiting my blog you will partake of poetry: www.connecthook
We're true gentlemen
Just look at Mr. Seahorse!
Carrying babies
by Henry the Octopus formerly known as Ten Penny Henry the Octopus before he gave his mummified Penis to his wife for a Christmas P of Under the Sea
Mummified Penis
Reminds me of O. Henry
Gift of the Magi
She kept it secret
Had her cunt sewed shut for you
...something's in my eye
by Starkitten 2nd box of Kleenex from crying over heartwarming holiday story of Ten Penny Henry on his 4th box of Kleenex for spooge
Octopus Garden
Undersea.. um.. " Shrivelry "
To the Bathysphere!!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Male octopi
will give their penis to their
mate for sex and snack.
I'd like to do that.
Would beat dealing with my wife.
Thinking about it.
Should I mummify
my shlong and present it as
a holiday gift?
And Van Gogh thought he
was so fucking romantic.
I think cocks beat ears.
by Darth Figpucker
Question for the boys
When an Octopus jerks off
Grab dink with 8 arms?
by Starkitten of Cloud 9
Bring your French Tickler
I'll be waiting at airport
Captain Feathersword
by Starkitten
Henry Octopus
Fruit Salad..Mashed banana
Cephalopod Porn
by Starkitten of On top and Down Under
The Church, The Wiggles
Two great bands from Down Under
Nudge Nudge and wink wink
by Starkitten
Your Haiku is large
Try low mileage vaginas
Ask for Starkitten
by Pacific Northwest Low Mileage Vaginas of Under the Milky Way Tonight
Harrumph to you, good sir!
Harrumph, I say!
by Darth Figpucker, Esq.
You should not sniff ass.
It is disgusting and wrong.
That is what dogs do.
by df
I must hypothesize that Don Hertzfeldt's spoon and banana were symbols of a penis and vagina. Though no one would typically eat a banana with a spoon unless the banana was in cereal or perhaps mashed into some kind of dessert but I have heard sex referred to as "mashing" that pussy, so maybe the mashed banana was referring to a vagina needing to be mashed by a large penis.
My spoon is too big. My spoon is too big. My spoon is too big.
You can feel the frustration of having a penis that is too large and no woman would want it.
But then along comes the giant walking banana.
I am a banana.
And everything is set right with the world. The giant walking banana can be mashed and eaten by the giant spoon. Or the enormous gaping snatch finally finds a penis worthy of its incredibly wide diameter.
by df
Our library card?
Why, yes. It's pink and quite hard
I'll check your pocket
by Starkitten Very helpful librarian
Starkitten Movie
Starring James Caannilingus
Cumming soon near you!
by Starkitten of Director's Chair
Once upon a squirt
Cunnilingus in a yurt
A bedtime haiku
by Starkitten of Library of Moisture
Sun has set here on
Bad Haiku - good night good night
Wake up less evil
by Sparklepony, MD
Gardening at night
Grab it by the stipe
Phallic Murshroom Hunt
by Starkitten
Babylon a FALL.
Babylon shall not prevail.
JAH Rasta soon come . . .
by the rivers of Babylon kiss my ass
When my Celia walks
your mama loses her shit.
Celia rules. You lose.
by forswearing the beauty of Celia, you seal your doom.
Forget libraries.
We're talking about rebirth.
Can't you just wake up?
by waking up, you increase the probability of a better future
Calling all bookworms
Do-Me Decimal System
Put to good use here
by Starkitten Extra Friendly Librarian of No Jacket or pants required
Alpha Centauri
Beta masquerading cuck
Cut his balls off. NOW.
by calling out the cucks, there is hope of national rebirth
Don't you dare touch my
Celia - or I'll have to
Dissolve your ego
by Fun Guy of Mush Room
Outstanding in field
The centaur of attention
Named to Hall of Oats
by Starkitten of Magic Gate
Slip it in your slot?
After all, it's overdue.
In library? Fine . . .
by the bated breath of a bibliophile
Wild horse meets tame horse
And notices the rider
Quite an expression
by Sign of Sagittarius
Hectic day again
Self employed Librarian
Try my new book slot
by Starkitten Order of Moist and Smiling Librarians of Cunnilingus Nook of the Pacific Northwest
Come on, walk right through
Starkitten expecting you
Law of Bad Haiku
by Starkitten
Hood of your car, Babe
Drive through a crowd. New Year's Eve.
Show them your Dick Clark
by Starkitten
Geriatric stunt
Spelunking in Grandma's Cunt
Fallen. Can't get up.
by Staritten of Retirement Home for Aged Haiku Poets
Punch the juke box,Fonz
Happy Days are here again!
Drive In Circle Jerk!!
by Starkitten
Ocean Getaway
Buried in sand. Head sticking out.
FREAKING LITTERBOX!!
by Starkitten and friends
Don't be embarrassed
Pull your pants down now, my friend
Best haiku is short
by CeilingCat of Look up when you're pulling taffy
Submit to me now.
Submit to my bad Haiku.
Go on. Just DO IT
by bytes of bituminous binging
Yeah, But HILLARY !
Come on, you know; Dame Clinton.
The one with that . . . thing.
by bybybybybybybybyby of bye bye
Pop'n Fresh cutie
Cornered him in the pantry
Hardcore Doughgasm
by Starkitten
Starkitten's moist book;
not sure I wanna read it.
Is it legible?
by by teasing librarians, we read more of what motivates them
By you reading this
Proof you had sex with him:
John Boy Walton's mole
by Earl Hamner of Walton's Mountain
Esteemed Starkitten:
Can you do another one
about Hillary?
by by Miss Amerikan Pie of One-World Technocracy
Slept through the orgy
Making up for lost time now
Bad Haikugasm
by Starkitten of Order of Mostly Moist Librarians
Compulsive Haiku:
Ephemeral poetry
Tossed into the void
by your reading this, I am assured of immortality
Gynecologist
Face Plant. Tuna Casserole.
Worked straight through lunch
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Hey, I jacked off, I don't know about the rest of you.... do we need to coordinate it? How about noon tomorrow, EST. Is that good for everyone?
by df
Give me more info.
Write a creative by-line.
Then I'll know it's you!
by Senryu Seppuku of Nagashima
If you're bored with porn.
Why not try a prostitute?
What is there to lose?
Well, yeah, there's money.
And you could get HIV.
It beats suicide.
Go on, blow some cash.
Go crazy, live a little.
You might just like her.
Read her your poems.
Show her bad haiku dot com.
Go on, we're waiting.
by
So . . . that circle jerk;
what happened to it, poets;
Did your muses leave?
by the time you realize you are full of shit, it is too late
What's the worse part about safe sex?
Stopping to click the mouse.
...And a sticky keyboard if you're not careful.
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