Hood of your car, Babe
Drive through a crowd. New Year's Eve.
Show them your Dick Clark
by Starkitten
Geriatric stunt
Spelunking in Grandma's Cunt
Fallen. Can't get up.
by Staritten of Retirement Home for Aged Haiku Poets
Punch the juke box,Fonz
Happy Days are here again!
Drive In Circle Jerk!!
by Starkitten
Ocean Getaway
Buried in sand. Head sticking out.
FREAKING LITTERBOX!!
by Starkitten and friends
Don't be embarrassed
Pull your pants down now, my friend
Best haiku is short
by CeilingCat of Look up when you're pulling taffy
Submit to me now.
Submit to my bad Haiku.
Go on. Just DO IT
by bytes of bituminous binging
Yeah, But HILLARY !
Come on, you know; Dame Clinton.
The one with that . . . thing.
by bybybybybybybybyby of bye bye
Pop'n Fresh cutie
Cornered him in the pantry
Hardcore Doughgasm
by Starkitten
Starkitten's moist book;
not sure I wanna read it.
Is it legible?
by by teasing librarians, we read more of what motivates them
By you reading this
Proof you had sex with him:
John Boy Walton's mole
by Earl Hamner of Walton's Mountain
Esteemed Starkitten:
Can you do another one
about Hillary?
by by Miss Amerikan Pie of One-World Technocracy
Slept through the orgy
Making up for lost time now
Bad Haikugasm
by Starkitten of Order of Mostly Moist Librarians
Compulsive Haiku:
Ephemeral poetry
Tossed into the void
by your reading this, I am assured of immortality
Gynecologist
Face Plant. Tuna Casserole.
Worked straight through lunch
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Hey, I jacked off, I don't know about the rest of you.... do we need to coordinate it? How about noon tomorrow, EST. Is that good for everyone?
by df
Give me more info.
Write a creative by-line.
Then I'll know it's you!
by Senryu Seppuku of Nagashima
If you're bored with porn.
Why not try a prostitute?
What is there to lose?
Well, yeah, there's money.
And you could get HIV.
It beats suicide.
Go on, blow some cash.
Go crazy, live a little.
You might just like her.
Read her your poems.
Show her bad haiku dot com.
Go on, we're waiting.
by
So . . . that circle jerk;
what happened to it, poets;
Did your muses leave?
by the time you realize you are full of shit, it is too late
What's the worse part about safe sex?
Stopping to click the mouse.
...And a sticky keyboard if you're not careful.
by
Do not waste your life.
Drive your car into a crowd.
Claim you were possessed.
Seek resolution
on Oprah or some talk show.
You will be famous.
by
That craving for porn;
say you don't ever get it
and I say you lie.
by performing amateur gynecology, the love of porn is not diminished
The Sabaeans or Sabeans (Arabic: اَلـسَّـبَـئِـيُّـون‎, as-Saba
by Wikipedia, which is full of conjecture
i could off myself
in real life, no more porn or
haiku from me, so
i think ill stick around even though i feel
bad today ive menial work to do
by vhs of fuck it
The Queen of Sheba
must have had a clitoris.
Or was she Muslim?
by the dry riverbeds of Southern Yemen
You ever had hope?
I mean... how naive are you?
All species die; ours too.
Extinction is good.
It is all God's perfect plan.
blah blah blah blah blah.
by
Did Allah tell you
To sew their vaginas shut?
Hell rises with you.
by informing yourself of the truth, you become no wiser
Nomadic faces:
Somali girls with no clits
infibulated
by sewing it shut, the risk of later health concerns increases
United States of
brainwashed by MSN News,
Go to hell forthwith.
by ignoring His law, nations come under the wrath of Almighty God
There are some nations
that seem truly to be cursed.
Can you name any?
by titling the documentary "A Cursed Land", France 24 made me think of this sad reality.
South Sudan at war:
Cattle rustling, burning huts
Flies on corpses. God.
by watching documentaries, one loses the hope of progress for mankind
I'll start this one off.
Online poets' circle jerk.
SK can finish.
Let's get those pants down.
We got your back, vhs.
We believe in you.
And... stroke 1, 2, 3.
stroke 1, 2, 3; 1, 2, 3.
Uh, oh. That was fast.
How embarrassing.
Em bare ass ing... or something.
Now where's the Kleenex.
by df
Just go masturbate.
You'll feel better afterwards.
Beats writing haiku.
by df
Inherit the wind
A fortune of flatulance
Methane Millionaire
Write bestselling book
Sign autographs with fart stains!
Back End Billionaire
by Starkitten of On the run
i wish i were in
the frame of mind to actually
be funny right now
by vhs
The sex was hot but
Always laying on the couch
Scratching his ink sack
by On the one hand it was good but on the other 7.....
Y'know, I can't name
a single modern poet.
Quite comical, yes?
by
Oh fucking hell no.
Tell me we're not back to this.
Cephalopod porn.
But considering
that haiku are Japanese,
I guess it makes sense.
by
Good night vhs
Good night John Boy Walton's mole
Good night James Caan's face
by Nettikrats
Good old Abel got
A pretty sweet deal - at rest
Under the water
Something something cryptosporidium
by Adam Ben Adam of nightly burnt offerings
They gave Ecstasy
To octopi and didn't
Even invite me
by Sparklepony, MD
i'm tired, i want to
write more haiku but I am
tired tonight from chats
by vhs of i wanted better results!
Be on the Lookout!
Starkitten has escaped cage!
Huge Haiku Reward!
by Anonymous Poet
Caress of night wind
A bitchslap to the senses
Kinky Excursion
by Starkitten of Kinky Pacific Northwest
James and I will help
Hop in. We're driving to town
For notebook paper
by Starkitten Good Samaritan
The carp-pool's surface
moved by murmurs of night wind...
Hey -- any beer left?
by the empty case of Kirin Asahi
Found a better way
To keep him hobbled in bed
Just sat on his face
by Starkitten of The end of all Misery and Suffering
Meow James meow Caan meow
Meow Starkitten meow love him
Meow James meow Caan meow
by Meow Starkitten meow
My my, such rancor...
Such peeved ventings of Haiku:
Embittered poets.
by Anonymous Poet
Tex-Mex, Chipotle
Diarrhetic poetry
All Trump's fault; who knew?
by the verse you write, I know you're a fan of our Triumphant President
So I often hear jokes about Taco Bell, Chipoltle and other Tex-Mex food giving people runs... I mean, maybe the bean fiber makes it all come out better, but I wouldn't call that diarrhea, would you? I mean, drinking 3rd world water can give you serious problems, but that's not what we're talking about. I think maybe these white bread and hamburger hillbilly motherfuckers need a serious bout of the runs to clean out their grease trap guts anyway. Fucking Trump supporters. But Trump doesn't need a supporter b/c his penis is too small. Har har har.
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