Y'know, I can't name
a single modern poet.
Quite comical, yes?
by
Oh fucking hell no.
Tell me we're not back to this.
Cephalopod porn.
But considering
that haiku are Japanese,
I guess it makes sense.
by
Good night vhs
Good night John Boy Walton's mole
Good night James Caan's face
by Nettikrats
Good old Abel got
A pretty sweet deal - at rest
Under the water
Something something cryptosporidium
by Adam Ben Adam of nightly burnt offerings
They gave Ecstasy
To octopi and didn't
Even invite me
by Sparklepony, MD
i'm tired, i want to
write more haiku but I am
tired tonight from chats
by vhs of i wanted better results!
Be on the Lookout!
Starkitten has escaped cage!
Huge Haiku Reward!
by Anonymous Poet
Caress of night wind
A bitchslap to the senses
Kinky Excursion
by Starkitten of Kinky Pacific Northwest
James and I will help
Hop in. We're driving to town
For notebook paper
by Starkitten Good Samaritan
The carp-pool's surface
moved by murmurs of night wind...
Hey -- any beer left?
by the empty case of Kirin Asahi
Found a better way
To keep him hobbled in bed
Just sat on his face
by Starkitten of The end of all Misery and Suffering
Meow James meow Caan meow
Meow Starkitten meow love him
Meow James meow Caan meow
by Meow Starkitten meow
My my, such rancor...
Such peeved ventings of Haiku:
Embittered poets.
by Anonymous Poet
Tex-Mex, Chipotle
Diarrhetic poetry
All Trump's fault; who knew?
by the verse you write, I know you're a fan of our Triumphant President
So I often hear jokes about Taco Bell, Chipoltle and other Tex-Mex food giving people runs... I mean, maybe the bean fiber makes it all come out better, but I wouldn't call that diarrhea, would you? I mean, drinking 3rd world water can give you serious problems, but that's not what we're talking about. I think maybe these white bread and hamburger hillbilly motherfuckers need a serious bout of the runs to clean out their grease trap guts anyway. Fucking Trump supporters. But Trump doesn't need a supporter b/c his penis is too small. Har har har.
by
I find enjambment
to be quite offensive and
inappropriate.
But to that I say,
"Enjamb your tongue up me arse!"
And your little dog...
too.
by
what about that nazi
on rowan and matins laugh
in...very inter-
esting, but SCHTOOPID!
by vhs of by the way haiku has its purpose
Chipotle epics,
doing those girls doggy-style;
bold. But not Haiku!
by the way, this form of poetry is very strict. And stupid.
Blue waffle syrup.
Aunt Jemima free clinic.
I blame Uncle Ben.
He shouldn't have seen
Mrs. Butterworth side chick.
Fucking blue waffles.
by
The blossom fell down,
slowly spinning like a dance,
never to be fruit.
by
Danny's small penis
was no match for Jennifer's
gaping vagina.
by
Comparing her vagina to an over-stuffed Chipoltle burrito, Alex had the car door slammed in his face as his now ex-girlfriend peeled out and left him stranded in the hood. He made some new friends and took them over to his side of town to treat them to some Chipoltle, hand crafted beer, and white girls. The barista at the Insomnia all night coffee shop gave them all extra good blowjobs before they returned to the hood and Alex called up his girlfriend and made up with her, saying that his comparison was meant as a compliment because he likes eating Chipoltle burritos and he really wanted his car back. When she met him he bitch-smacked her and did her doggie style half the night and screwed her like a black man would. She loved it.
It had been a good day.
by
Let's have a party.
Paul Reubens for president!
A Playhouse Party.
By "party" I mean
a political party.
Chairy for VP.
by
This is no haiku.
But then what did you expect,
a huge vagina?!
by
Ex sister in law
Had ass skin grafted to face
I Called her Assface
by Makes sense
Sir David Schwimmer
Spanking the monkey on Friends
Thanks a lot, Marcel..
by Starkitten and Peter Gabriel of We like monkeying around
Silly Starkitten
Don't you ever grow tired
Of biology?
by the banks of the Swanee banking cartel
basically i want
to clone myself and spank the rear
ends of each gen z
sjw and burn
their syllubuses and force them
into boot camp for three
months...I am frustrated
thanks a fucking bunch Marcuse
by vhs
Class Action Lawsuit
Cunt Muffler faulty product
Slippery when wet
by Starkitten & Starkitten Attorneys at Law
Silence your horrible vagina!
I can hear it from the other
side of the world!
by df of My new job is a sales rep for Cunt Muffler LTD.
Rugged Pioneers
Used Gran's cunt for a saddle
Made it way out west
Oh, but the horseflies?!
Solution to that popped up.
Grandpa's Fly Swatter
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Pioneer Museum
Don't mind me staring
Admiring your geoduck
Pants zipper got stuck?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Marine Research
Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah
Shout out to The Jetson's fans
That means I Love You
by Starkitten of Baculum to the Future
He is the Walrus
Baculum Street Boyz are back!
They're bad to the bone!
by Starkitten
Kaleidoscope Kunt
David Crosby's baculum
Psychedelic, man!!
by Starkitten
Fi re counts as two
Jose Feliciano?
Jim Morrison?
by Weird scenes inside the Haiku mine of Pacific Northwest U-pick Vagina Orchard and Pies
More four-letter words!
Utterances of the Gods
(The Potty-mouth Gods)
by filling this tiny space with more and more ardent verbiage, I hurl the iron gauntlet of challenge before the idols of Haiku
Crushin' Illusion;
But they babble on about
Russian Collusion
by now, America has had enough of their empty accusations
That Starkitten. . . she
got a TV eye on me
just like Iggy said.
by writing Haiku, I become King of Sheba
High as fire*
Frolicking atop The flame
Valerie Plame: lame
* 2 syllables in my "fi-re"
by Lush
Had Enuresis
Refused to wear undies on set
Afraid of horses
by Starkitten of Hahahahaha
Bad Haiku on the Prairie
Michael Landon: Commando
Hunk of burning love
by Starkitten of Moist Prairie
This site's never clean.
For nearly twenty-two years.
Do not rock the boat.
Cunt biscuit cheese farts.
Rhino vomit pizza balls.
Dog penis necklace.
by
Have you yet pondered
the twats of our grandmothers
riding a saddle?
by
Maniacal Purr
All seeing cat eye on You!
Ceiling Cat on duty!!
by Starkitten of Everywhere at once
Resolved: no more sleaze.
Haiku will be clean from here,
unlike Starkitten.
by that I don't mean no use of picturesque language...
RARE DOLPHIN SIGHTING
STRANGELY HUMAN. TINY PENIS.
RECITES BAD HAIKU
by Starkitten of Roving Reporter.
The Pop Rocks story
Epiphany: THE WRONG HOLE
Greg's Asshole: Swiss Cheese!!
by Starkitten of Roving Reporter
Cold water. Balls shrivel.
Dink Mosquito bite size now.
Cute as a button
by Starkitten
Which would you choose from,
mosquitoes or cold weather.
I take mosquitoes.
I hate them, indeed,
but to swim in cold water
is no fun at all.
So I made my choice.
I wish I was a dolphin.
Time for surgery.
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