Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 253 Days and 71024 Haikus later...

He is the Walrus
Baculum Street Boyz are back!
They're bad to the bone!
Haiku # 59490, September 19, 2018 4:14 pm ET
by Starkitten
Kaleidoscope Kunt
David Crosby's baculum
Psychedelic, man!!
Haiku # 59489, September 19, 2018 3:50 pm ET
by Starkitten
Fi re counts as two
Jose Feliciano?
Jim Morrison?
Haiku # 59488, September 19, 2018 3:29 pm ET
by Weird scenes inside the Haiku mine of Pacific Northwest U-pick Vagina Orchard and Pies
More four-letter words!
Utterances of the Gods
(The Potty-mouth Gods)
Haiku # 59487, September 19, 2018 3:09 pm ET
by filling this tiny space with more and more ardent verbiage, I hurl the iron gauntlet of challenge before the idols of Haiku
Crushin' Illusion;
But they babble on about
Russian Collusion
Haiku # 59486, September 19, 2018 3:02 pm ET
by now, America has had enough of their empty accusations
That Starkitten. . . she
got a TV eye on me
just like Iggy said.
Haiku # 59485, September 19, 2018 2:52 pm ET
by writing Haiku, I become King of Sheba
High as fire*
Frolicking atop The flame
Valerie Plame: lame

* 2 syllables in my "fi-re"
Haiku # 59484, September 19, 2018 2:19 pm ET
by Lush
Had Enuresis
Refused to wear undies on set
Afraid of horses
Haiku # 59483, September 19, 2018 1:36 pm ET
by Starkitten of Hahahahaha
Bad Haiku on the Prairie
Michael Landon: Commando
Hunk of burning love
Haiku # 59482, September 19, 2018 11:53 am ET
by Starkitten of Moist Prairie
This site's never clean.
For nearly twenty-two years.
Do not rock the boat.

Cunt biscuit cheese farts.
Rhino vomit pizza balls.
Dog penis necklace.
Haiku # 59481, September 19, 2018 7:31 am ET
by
Have you yet pondered
the twats of our grandmothers
riding a saddle?
Haiku # 59480, September 19, 2018 7:25 am ET
by
Maniacal Purr
All seeing cat eye on You!
Ceiling Cat on duty!!
Haiku # 59479, September 19, 2018 4:04 am ET
by Starkitten of Everywhere at once
Resolved: no more sleaze.
Haiku will be clean from here,
unlike Starkitten.
Haiku # 59478, September 19, 2018 3:03 am ET
by that I don't mean no use of picturesque language...
RARE DOLPHIN SIGHTING
STRANGELY HUMAN. TINY PENIS.
RECITES BAD HAIKU
Haiku # 59477, September 19, 2018 12:24 am ET
by Starkitten of Roving Reporter.
The Pop Rocks story
Epiphany: THE WRONG HOLE
Greg's Asshole: Swiss Cheese!!
Haiku # 59476, September 19, 2018 12:11 am ET
by Starkitten of Roving Reporter
Cold water. Balls shrivel.
Dink Mosquito bite size now.
Cute as a button
Haiku # 59475, September 18, 2018 11:55 pm ET
by Starkitten
Which would you choose from,
mosquitoes or cold weather.
I take mosquitoes.

I hate them, indeed,
but to swim in cold water
is no fun at all.

So I made my choice.
I wish I was a dolphin.
Time for surgery.
Haiku # 59474, September 18, 2018 9:25 pm ET
by
Although unlikely,
if I won a Nobel Prize,
would be dynamite.
Haiku # 59473, September 18, 2018 9:21 pm ET
by
Paul liked the smell of
skunks freshly hit by a car;
smells like a dime bag.
Haiku # 59472, September 18, 2018 9:18 pm ET
by
He always maintained
a sparkling clean anus
in case Greg showed up.
Haiku # 59471, September 18, 2018 9:15 pm ET
by
They decided to try something different. After moistening his penis inside of her, he pulled it out and poured Pop-Rocks Candy
all over it, then he shoved it back in. Despite the damage it caused, it was the best sex they ever had.
Haiku # 59470, September 18, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by
Soft tortillas cling
to your teeth, gums, and mouth roof
like eating live squid.
Haiku # 59469, September 18, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by
He made passionate
love to a Galapagos
turtle named Susan.
Haiku # 59468, September 18, 2018 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Drink instant coffee
Things I never thought I'd do
Nobel Prize: Haiku!!!!!!!
Haiku # 59467, September 18, 2018 7:20 pm ET
by Starkitten
Starry Starry Night
Paint your penis blue and green
Where's the Vaseline?
Haiku # 59466, September 18, 2018 6:18 pm ET
by Starkitten of Vincent Van Goat's Place
Hairless Pink Haiku
Still wet. Glistens. Morning dew.
Was it good for you?
Haiku # 59465, September 18, 2018 5:38 pm ET
by Starkitten of Smoking imaginary cigarette
Thank Miley Cyrus
For letting me crash Bad Haiku
On her wrecking ball!!
Haiku # 59464, September 18, 2018 5:05 pm ET
by Starkitten of Nude with Cattitude!!
Flew with Aer Lingus
Not as expected. Complained.
Upgrade to cockpit
Haiku # 59463, September 18, 2018 4:59 pm ET
by Starkitten Tongues were wagging of The old sod
His Name is Wuji
I know a cat in Burma
Are you familiar?
Haiku # 59462, September 18, 2018 4:35 pm ET
by Starkitten and my familiar of Whisker City
Annabella Lwin
you great Burmese prophetess
Sing! Bow wow wow wow
Haiku # 59461, September 18, 2018 2:43 pm ET
by the old Moulmein Pagoda of Mandalay
Fuck haiku. Kill it.
Leave corpse in the filthy mud.
Well . . . I was upset.
Haiku # 59460, September 18, 2018 2:36 pm ET
by negating the Life Force you become slave of DEATH
Buy a loaf of bread:
load banknotes in wheelbarrow
Sorry! Out of bread.
Haiku # 59459, September 18, 2018 2:33 pm ET
by mocking socialism we make light of darkness
Hail Great ZIMBABWE !
Our mother and lioness;
Bread-basket of . . . wait--
Haiku # 59458, September 18, 2018 2:31 pm ET
by by mocking Mama Afrika you show you are not of the blessed Motherland
In love with strangers...
GOD can make you fall in love
with total strangers.
Haiku # 59457, September 18, 2018 2:27 pm ET
by leaving earth become aware of the afterlife
No, no, not "Euro"--
UROgynecology!
You need to listen.
Haiku # 59456, September 18, 2018 1:51 pm ET
by now you ought to know me as Lord of Haiku Lords
Starkitten laugh now
Hacking up giant hair ball
Haiku Tumbleweed
Haiku # 59455, September 18, 2018 1:45 pm ET
by Starkitten of The Moist Pacific Northwest
No one left standing?
You bitches thought you could write
Haiku. You dead now.
Haiku # 59454, September 18, 2018 1:20 pm ET
by reading this, you crown me King of Haiku
Trump is so punk-rock
(like Iggy and the Stooges)
He kicks Haiku's ass
Haiku # 59453, September 18, 2018 1:15 pm ET
by Fury of the imminent orange storm
Dear Alan Greenspan:
Your Trump Derangement Syndrome
leaves a nasty smell.
Haiku # 59452, September 18, 2018 12:58 pm ET
by staying in denial, you hasten breakdown of meaningful discourse.
What do you get when
a poet takes way too much
laxative?... Haiku!
Haiku # 59451, September 18, 2018 10:17 am ET
by
Sexy Starkitten ?
Fat balding hairy old man !
(online persona)
Haiku # 59450, September 18, 2018 9:47 am ET
by Myriad Deceptions of the internet
Hey! Too much poop-talk.
Starkitten rub off on you?
She bad example.
Haiku # 59449, September 18, 2018 9:43 am ET
by Ex-disciple of Wicked Starkitten
Pink Floyd at Pompeii
Virtue-signal to the gods
But music still rocks
Haiku # 59448, September 18, 2018 9:24 am ET
by Echoes of Meddle
Wipe your ass too fast:
You get shit on your fingers.
That's Satori (Zen)
Haiku # 59447, September 18, 2018 9:11 am ET
by toilet tissue of the Buddha
Truth is, Haiku sucks
Lyrically, poetically...
Yeah. Haiku just sucks.
Haiku # 59446, September 18, 2018 9:03 am ET
by the fragrance of Miso broth and noodles
Reactionaries!
Traitors to Revolution!
More vodka please, dear.
Haiku # 59445, September 18, 2018 8:57 am ET
by the smoking pipe of Iosif V. Dzhugashvili
Big Hollywood stars
Important ceremony
It's TONIGHT, I think . . .
Haiku # 59444, September 18, 2018 8:48 am ET
by the time you read this, America got tired of Hollyweird
Evening light falls west
Soft wind stirs the mountain grove
Oh no! Massive fart.
Haiku # 59443, September 18, 2018 8:42 am ET
by Basho-san get bad case of Haiku flatulence
Haiku in the car
Haiku while in the bathroom
Haiku everywhere
Haiku # 59442, September 18, 2018 8:36 am ET
by Haiku not tired of winning
Remember the time
Grandfather got all mixed up
Shit in the breadbox

Must be organic
Sprouted Pumpernickel Loaf?
Baked fresh each morning
Haiku # 59441, September 18, 2018 6:31 am ET
by Starkitten of House of the Rising Loaf
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