He is the Walrus
Baculum Street Boyz are back!
They're bad to the bone!

Kaleidoscope Kunt
David Crosby's baculum
Psychedelic, man!!

Fi re counts as two
Jose Feliciano?
Jim Morrison?

More four-letter words!
Utterances of the Gods
(The Potty-mouth Gods)

Crushin' Illusion;
But they babble on about
Russian Collusion

That Starkitten. . . she
got a TV eye on me
just like Iggy said.

High as fire*
Frolicking atop The flame
Valerie Plame: lame

* 2 syllables in my "fi-re"

Had Enuresis
Refused to wear undies on set
Afraid of horses

Bad Haiku on the Prairie
Michael Landon: Commando
Hunk of burning love

This site's never clean.
For nearly twenty-two years.
Do not rock the boat.

Cunt biscuit cheese farts.
Rhino vomit pizza balls.
Dog penis necklace.

Have you yet pondered
the twats of our grandmothers
riding a saddle?

Maniacal Purr
All seeing cat eye on You!
Ceiling Cat on duty!!

Resolved: no more sleaze.
Haiku will be clean from here,
unlike Starkitten.

RARE DOLPHIN SIGHTING
STRANGELY HUMAN. TINY PENIS.
RECITES BAD HAIKU

The Pop Rocks story
Epiphany: THE WRONG HOLE
Greg's Asshole: Swiss Cheese!!

Cold water. Balls shrivel.
Dink Mosquito bite size now.
Cute as a button

Which would you choose from,
mosquitoes or cold weather.
I take mosquitoes.

I hate them, indeed,
but to swim in cold water
is no fun at all.

So I made my choice.
I wish I was a dolphin.
Time for surgery.

Although unlikely,
if I won a Nobel Prize,
would be dynamite.

Paul liked the smell of
skunks freshly hit by a car;
smells like a dime bag.

He always maintained
a sparkling clean anus
in case Greg showed up.

They decided to try something different. After moistening his penis inside of her, he pulled it out and poured Pop-Rocks Candy
all over it, then he shoved it back in. Despite the damage it caused, it was the best sex they ever had.

Soft tortillas cling
to your teeth, gums, and mouth roof
like eating live squid.

He made passionate
love to a Galapagos
turtle named Susan.

Drink instant coffee
Things I never thought I'd do
Nobel Prize: Haiku!!!!!!!

Starry Starry Night
Paint your penis blue and green
Where's the Vaseline?

Hairless Pink Haiku
Still wet. Glistens. Morning dew.
Was it good for you?

Thank Miley Cyrus
For letting me crash Bad Haiku
On her wrecking ball!!

Flew with Aer Lingus
Not as expected. Complained.
Upgrade to cockpit

His Name is Wuji
I know a cat in Burma
Are you familiar?

Annabella Lwin
you great Burmese prophetess
Sing! Bow wow wow wow

Fuck haiku. Kill it.
Leave corpse in the filthy mud.
Well . . . I was upset.

Buy a loaf of bread:
load banknotes in wheelbarrow
Sorry! Out of bread.

Hail Great ZIMBABWE !
Our mother and lioness;
Bread-basket of . . . wait--

In love with strangers...
GOD can make you fall in love
with total strangers.

No, no, not "Euro"--
UROgynecology!
You need to listen.

Starkitten laugh now
Hacking up giant hair ball
Haiku Tumbleweed

No one left standing?
You bitches thought you could write
Haiku. You dead now.

Trump is so punk-rock
(like Iggy and the Stooges)
He kicks Haiku's ass

Dear Alan Greenspan:
Your Trump Derangement Syndrome
leaves a nasty smell.

What do you get when
a poet takes way too much
laxative?... Haiku!

Sexy Starkitten ?
Fat balding hairy old man !
(online persona)

Hey! Too much poop-talk.
Starkitten rub off on you?
She bad example.

Pink Floyd at Pompeii
Virtue-signal to the gods
But music still rocks

Wipe your ass too fast:
You get shit on your fingers.
That's Satori (Zen)

Truth is, Haiku sucks
Lyrically, poetically...
Yeah. Haiku just sucks.

Reactionaries!
Traitors to Revolution!
More vodka please, dear.

Big Hollywood stars
Important ceremony
It's TONIGHT, I think . . .

Evening light falls west
Soft wind stirs the mountain grove
Oh no! Massive fart.

Haiku in the car
Haiku while in the bathroom
Haiku everywhere

Remember the time
Grandfather got all mixed up
Shit in the breadbox

Must be organic
Sprouted Pumpernickel Loaf?
Baked fresh each morning